You're Level 9999, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30

Practical and down-to-earth manor developer Xia Fan lives in seclusion deep in the mountains because he has no talent for cultivation. Every day he raises turtles and feeds horses, walks dogs and plants trees, completing tasks all to become an exalted immortal cultivator! But he never expected that: The little maid he picked up would be regarded by everyone as a goddess from the highest heavens. His dog would be worshipped as an ancient, primordial ferocious beast. His horse would be hailed as the supreme ancestral steed ridden by emperors and monarchs alike. A sword immortal who proclaims himself invincible in the mortal world is frightened by a common chicken in the coop and drops to his knees, begging for mercy... Xia Fan: “There really are more and more lunatics around lately.”