You're Level 9999, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30

Xia Fan, a down-to-earth pioneer who opened up a manor, had no talent for cultivation, so he hid in the mountains. Every day, he raised turtles and fed horses, walked dogs and planted trees, completing tasks all for the sake of becoming the supreme immortal cultivator! He never expected that: The little maid he picked up would be mistaken by everyone for a goddess from the Nine Heavens. His dog would be worshipped as an ancient, primeval ferocious beast. His horse would be regarded as the supreme ancestral steed that had carried this emperor and that emperor. A sword immortal who boasted that no one in the world could defeat him was frightened into kneeling and begging for mercy by a common chicken in the coop... Xia Fan: There really are more and more lunatics around lately.