Shh, Captain Gu Is Here

Question: What's it like having a police detective boyfriend? Answer: Since I'm a detective too, we don't have all that melodramatic time apart. We can dote on each other and show off our affection whenever we want. And when a case gets scary, I can always hide against my boyfriend's chest and whimper. Life is better than paradise. Question: What's it like having a coworker who loves showing off her relationship? Anonymous answer 1: We agreed to be single together, but you went and started slaughtering singles behind my back. Anonymous answer 2: Mom doesn't have to worry about my master beating me anymore, because I can yell, “Master's wife, help!” Anonymous answer 3: I thought we were good buddies, but you only want to go after my childhood sweetheart?! A mischievous, over-the-top policewoman x a male team captain overflowing with testosterone Please note: This story is set in a fictional modern world, and a very fictional one at that. All names, places, and cases are entirely made up. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. This is just a ridiculously sweet romantic mystery.