The Mad Farmer

"Spirit rice boosts vitality, strength beans increase your strength, brain fruit develops your brain, and beauty melons make you look good!"

"The peaches of immortality won't ripen for another two hundred years? Use energy to speed them up. I've got an elementary school reunion the day after tomorrow, so I should bring a few for everyone to try."

"The Martian environment has been successfully transformed? Great, then let's plant dragon fruit in the first batch. What kind of dragon fruit? Obviously, the kind that turns into a dragon as soon as you pick it, thanks to its magical fruit tree!"

"The mutant foxtail grass is growing well. Five thousand meters tall and eight hundred meters across. Have the mutant mantis army fix it up and it'll be livable. One blade of foxtail grass, one small town. That'll solve Earth's housing problem in no time."

Ever since Wang Leshan got the Crazy Farm, his life has changed beyond recognition.