Apocalypse Homebody: The Safest Bet

If anyone had told Shen Jin that zombies could wipe out humanity, he would have scoffed.

“Give me an artillery company and I can clear out an entire city!”

But when the zombie virus struck without warning, humanity’s most trusted weapons inexplicably stopped firing.

True terror had arrived...

Night was falling, and the internet was about to go down.

Shen Jin trembled in his basement, his fingers no longer flying across the keyboard.

Suddenly, a flash of light!

“Huh? My Minecraft helper Sys...tem!?”

“Wait, what!”

So Shen Jin lived by the principle that as long as he never left home, he’d be an invincible god of war.

And so began his end-of-the-world life as a homebody.

“First things first... I’ll chop down a hundred trees!”

(PS: Also known as “Making Reasonable Use of Minecraft’s Block-Building Abilities in the Apocalypse,” “Staying Home in the Apocalypse Isn’t Quite So Safe,” and “I Just Wanted to Stay Home, but I Was Forced to Become a Savior.”)