I Transmigrated and Became a Daoist Priest

Why do these clothes make me look like a beggar? And I'm way too young. What am I supposed to do when I meet a beauty later? Being a Taoist priest is still better than being a monk, so fine, I'll go with it. But remember this: a fellow Taoist's death is no reason for a poor priest to die. My lady, allow me to help you overcome this romantic calamity. It's simple: just give me a kiss. Don't think I'm pulling your leg. The lips you're kissing belong to a pure-yang virgin! Taoist priests really don't get much in the way of perks. Are brothels and casinos worth a shot? Then I'll give them a try too. Oh dear, I'm sorry, benefactor. I chopped you up...