Three Kingdoms: I Slacked Off, and Cao Cao Overheard My Thoughts

三国：摆烂的我，被曹操偷听心声

by Gu Yang (孤央)

Status: Completed
Length: 470k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Alternate History
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Qimao

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Synopsis

Cheng Feng transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms era and became the younger cousin of Cheng Yu, a strategist in Cao Cao's camp.

Then he awakened the [Peerless Lie-Flat System].

As long as he lies flat and doesn't attract Heaven's attention, he can awaken a divine nature and ascend straight to the Immortal Realm.

But fate had other plans: Cao Cao could hear Cheng Feng's thoughts.

Knowing what was coming in the Three Kingdoms, Cheng Feng kept giving Cao Cao spoilers in his head!

Cao Cao: We march on Wancheng and take Zhang Xiu!

Cheng Feng: [Hell no. Cao Cao's one-night stand will cost him three of his best men, and even his own son!]

Cao Cao: We've just taken Jingzhou. Let's press our advantage and conquer Jiangdong!

Cheng Feng: [The Sun-Liu alliance will stop you cold at Jiangdong's natural defenses. Then the fire at Red Cliffs will burn everything to ashes.]

Cao Cao: Cheng Feng, why not just tell me your plan?

Cheng Feng: Chancellor, I'm just an ordinary person. How would I know anything about strategy?

How did Cao Cao end up unifying all of the Three Kingdoms while I was lying flat?!

And now he wants to appoint me Imperial Preceptor?!

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