I Just Wanted to Slack Off, But Became the Savior of the Three Realms

[A Hilarious Story Full of Outrageous Jokes] [A Logical Mystery Where the Truth Reveals Itself]

Li Jianguo avoided the telecom scammers in northern Myanmar, but he couldn't escape the underworld's extortion.

They said he would feast and drink with them, but really, he was there to slave away.

They said his life would be bright and prosperous, but really, he was getting burned until he was dazed and confused.

They said he was the greatest death examiner in the Three Realms, but really, he was the Three Realms' greatest fall guy.

Forget it. He was done trying. Whatever happened, happened.

The Three Realms will face a calamity in ten days? You want me to govern the underworld?

Someone come and tear down the Palace of the Underworld first!

All ten Kings of Hell, you're all fired!

Dragon Kings of the Four Seas, you're all being sent to work at bathhouses!

Gods of the Celestial Realm, come bow down and pledge your allegiance!

Jade Emperor, you... stop sucking up!