You Were Supposed to Handle the Lawsuit, Not Send the Abbot to Prison Too

[Current situation: Six years into the marriage, I find out none of the kids are mine!]

[Keeping up with the times, this will have you cheering!]

1. What should a temple abbot do when he is blackmailed? Turn the tables and have the blackmailer arrested. That's only fair, right?

2. I paid your bride price and married you, and now you accuse me of rape after we got engaged?

Sorry, then I'll have to turn around and sue you for fraud. In you go, in you go, all of you, get in there!!!

3. One particularly hard-to-detect form of marriage fraud is called "house laundering."

The other party can use all kinds of methods to turn your premarital assets into marital property. What should you do when faced with this?

4. What do you do if you buy an apartment in an unfinished development? Should you accept your fate or sue?

Litigation shark Fang Tang says you can sue the bank directly.

5. If the property management company acts like a bunch of thugs, are you trying to become an organized crime group?

What? You say you're not? Sorry, Fang Tang says you are, so you are!

6. Does working overtime through group chats or phone calls count as overtime, and should you be paid for it?

Watch Fang Tang take on the entire capitalist world by himself and become a guiding light for all workers.

7. After sixteen years of marriage, you tell me none of the three kids are mine, and then you have a fourth child with someone else.

Fang Tang: Sorry, madam! Ever heard of bigamy?

You ask whether blood ties really matter that much? Then try going home and telling your dad you're not his child. See if he beats you to death!