Unable to Be a Good-for-Nothing, I Had No Choice but to Change the World

Dongfang Haoran was an ordinary person. At first, all he wanted was to coast through life and wait for death, but some people just had to push him.

After a string of shameless escapades, including working as a teacher and plagiarizing books, movies, and songs, he realized he had drifted farther and farther from his original goal. He had already begun quietly changing the world.

Felina: Teacher Haoran, you have to work this Saturday and make up a class.

Dongfang Haoran: What am I working on Saturday for?

Felina: The Monday class you missed last week.

Dongfang Haoran: I swapped Saturday for Monday. What am I supposed to work on?

Felina: But you didn’t work on Saturday either!

Dongfang Haoran: If I wasn’t scheduled on Saturday, why would I work?

Siert: Teacher, I don’t want a pistol. I want a Gatling gun, rat-a-tat-tat-tat, the kind that shoots blue flames!

Alice: Teacher, hurry up and update the novel, or I’ll lead the whole class in skipping school.