Dongfang Haoran was an ordinary person. At first, all he wanted was to coast through life and wait for death, but some people just had to push him.
After a string of shameless escapades, including working as a teacher and plagiarizing books, movies, and songs, he realized he had drifted farther and farther from his original goal. He had already begun quietly changing the world.
Felina: Teacher Haoran, you have to work this Saturday and make up a class.
Dongfang Haoran: What am I working on Saturday for?
Felina: The Monday class you missed last week.
Dongfang Haoran: I swapped Saturday for Monday. What am I supposed to work on?
Felina: But you didn’t work on Saturday either!
Dongfang Haoran: If I wasn’t scheduled on Saturday, why would I work?
Siert: Teacher, I don’t want a pistol. I want a Gatling gun, rat-a-tat-tat-tat, the kind that shoots blue flames!
Alice: Teacher, hurry up and update the novel, or I’ll lead the whole class in skipping school.
I especially like listening carefully and reading freely.