I Am the Three-Age Bronze Coffin, and I Buried the Perfected Taiyi from the Start

After transmigrating into the Primordial World as a three-life bronze coffin, I bind to a System that makes me stronger by burying immortals. From the start, I bury Taiyi Zhenren!

In minutes, Taiyi Zhenren grows red hair!

Yuanshi Tianzun: What's going on with Taiyi Zhenren? Which bastard dares mess with my Chan Sect? Tongtian Jiaozhu???

A few days later, Nezha grows red hair too!

Yuanshi Tianzun: Damn it, which bastard dares mess with the Investiture of the Gods plan?!

And so, the great tribulation of the Investiture of the Gods begins ahead of schedule!

But strangely, as the fighting goes on, everyone gets picked up as a corpse, and not one of the dead ends up on the Investiture of the Gods!

Yuanshi Tianzun: %#*@...

Patriarch Hongjun: What the heck? All three of my disciples have grown red hair???