God-Tier Choices Begin with Picking Up Soap

神级选择从捡肥皂开始

by Mu Mu (目目)

Status: Completed
Length: 770k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Qimao

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Synopsis

Ye An, who suffers from paranoia, transmigrates to a parallel world. Through a twist of fate, he gets a yandere girlfriend, along with an unreliable "Protagonist Aura System."

He begins a cultivation journey that "should be ridiculous," only to gradually realize that something seems off, in every possible way...

100% Soap: Forced pickup. [This Isn't Right]

Golden Chelsea Boots: Increased movement speed and charm. [Something's Not Right]

Heavenly Emperor's Underwear: Immunity to lightning. [This...]

Ye An: "Why are there holes in these underwear..."

System: They're in fashion.

As he keeps digging deeper, he realizes that nothing is right... With the story taking such a baffling turn, where should he go from here...

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