We’re All Villains, So Why Are You Such a Paragon?

Chen Ningye transmigrated... The good news: He had extraordinary bones and talent, a once-in-ten-thousand-years genius at playing the villain. The Heavenly Dao had taken a liking to him at first glance. As long as he completed the villain’s storyline, he could ascend to immortality and enjoy eternal life. The bad news: Perhaps his natural contrarian streak was just too extraordinary, because there seemed to be quite a few Heavenly Daos looking for him. One mountain cannot hold two tigers. A protagonist is an overbearing creature who recognizes no one but himself, and even one world cannot contain two of them. Raging Tide Dragon King, Cyber Tycoon, Flame Emperor of Hedong, why are you fighting again?! Han Feiyu, the Crouching Emperor, stop lurking underground, and put that brick down. Did you stir them up again this time? Supreme Demon Venerable, if you want to kill your sister to prove the Dao, then kill your own sister. What do other protagonists’ fated heroines have to do with you? Look at them: the Campus Belle Empress and the Dragon Girl Catgirl are so scared they’re hiding in my arms one after another. And Great Love Immortal Venerable, can you tone it down? You’re a protagonist, yet you act more like a villain than I do. The pressure is getting to me! In the heavens, a spiritual big shot clutched his head in agony. “Why are there so many Red Centers in this world? I can’t tell them apart. I really can’t!”