In the Great Zhou Dynasty, I Was Eavesdropped on My Heart by the Empress

Once I traveled through time, I just wanted to be a salty fish for three years. Who would have thought that the empress would overhear his thoughts. [This empress has big breasts and no brains! Empress: Be bold! How dare you kid to fuck me! Ye Chen trembled: How did she know? ! [I have extremely brave generals! Empress: You have a fierce general, and in front of my marshal, even a hammer can't stop him. Ye Chen was shaking like chaff: How did the empress know about it again? ! [I have a secret weapon. Three thousand soldiers will defeat you with thirty thousand. Empress: I have already made a cannon! Ye Chen was shocked:? ? ?