Great Tang: The Idle Prince Whose Thoughts Li Er Secretly Overhears

After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, Li Ke becomes the Prince of Shu. He plans to lie flat, sign in, and slack off. Who would have thought that Li Er could actually hear his inner thoughts? “The Turks are stirring again. Our Great Tang is still weak. What should we do?” [The Turks are acting up because the snow disaster hit them hard. They’re pathetically weak right now. If we fight, we’ll win. What’s there to be afraid of?] “Your Majesty, I have a miraculous elixir refined by a revered monk. It can prolong your life and has countless marvelous effects!” [Damn! This thing is all shiny and golden. It’s definitely made with lead or mercury. If you’re not afraid of dying, go ahead and eat it!] “This young woman surnamed Wu is so beautiful. Bring her into the palace as a talented lady...” [Father, that’s Wu Zetian, the future empress who’ll seize the throne for herself. You’d better make the most of this...] Li Er: I see that Ke’er has no one to wait on him. Why not have this woman stay by his side? Li Ke: ...You win!