Snagging the Chief's Golden Thigh

Sophie lived into her twenties without knowing the small joys of having a family, without experiencing the great love of humanity, and without ever falling in love.

Heaven took pity on her and sent a bolt of lightning down from the sky, hurling her into a world of beasts. Sophie looked at this place overrun with magical beasts and thought, Damn, you call this taking pity on me?

But the ending took Sophie completely by surprise. The beastfolk aunties were a cheerful bunch, wearing little grass skirts and taking her square dancing every day. The beastfolk tribes were incredibly close-knit: foxes and rabbits were one big happy family, while tigers and wolves never fought over food. They had achieved a utopia ages ago!

Most importantly, there was the man with the strange name. He called himself the chieftain and called her his wife. He was always showing off his abs to her, making her so terribly embarrassed...