Holy Emperor of Battle

"Everyone else calls themselves a Venerable or Dao Ancestor. Why do you insist on calling yourself an Emperor?"

"Heaven above and earth below, all living beings under the sun: when I speak, none dare disobey! When my brows knit in anger, all beings tremble, and corpses stretch for a thousand miles. Across the Myriad Worlds, there is only one Emperor: me! Such a bearing suits me perfectly!"

"But I've heard you call yourself an Emperor because emperors are expected to have three palaces and six courtyards."

"Slander! That's slander! Whoever said that, I'll chop him to pieces in an instant!"

"Don't get so worked up. Just curious: why did you single me out back then?"

"The moment I saw your fiancee, I decided to be your friend!"