I Have Been Practicing Taoism in the Northeast for Thirty Years, and the World Respects Me as If I Were a God. Extra

I have been practicing Taoism for twenty-nine years and have been struck by lightning seven times. I've seen dragons. I have seen monks flying on swords. I also tore off the skin of the fierce ghost painting with my own hands. … My name is Feng Ning, from Heicheng, Northeast Long Province. Originally I was just a child, but due to an accident I became dementia and was called the village guard. It wasn't until I was eighteen years old that a stupid white woman from the Bear Country woke me up... And I started to embark on the bizarre and world-famous urban road construction! …