Perfect World: I Loaded the Calabash Brothers Character Sheet

Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven flowers on one vine. Wind and rain can't scare them, la la la la.

"Waaah!"

A piercing cry shot into the sky. From the place where the Xiao clan's main family lived, seven-colored divine light soared upward, illuminating the entire valley. Within the dazzling radiance, something seemed lush and green, winding and twisting, its curves and ridges distinct. Vaguely, there was also a seven-colored Calabash Mountain.

I once rode the Desolate Heaven Emperor.

I once guided the Gourd Vine, the sacrificial spirit of the Heaven Mending Pavilion.

I once created the complete cookbook of the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

I once beat An Lan, hammered Yu Tuo, and pissed in the Immortal Refining Pot.

With his back to all living beings, he fishes alone through the ages, sitting alone atop the imperial coffin to suppress the ominous force and the great terror beneath the abyss... all so he can fish you out of the river of time.