Football on the Ground: Ronaldo Thinks I Came to Be His Assistant

Cristiano Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to support me.

Deng Kai: At first, I really was here to support you.

Cristiano Ronaldo: Then why did I become the assist king?

Deng Kai: Because I realized I might be better at carrying the team than you! Don’t be mad. There’s nothing wrong with being the assist king. People are saying you and Messi are a cut above everyone else, right below me!

Cristiano Ronaldo: Pah!

Messi: Shameless!

Kaká: ???

Beckham: Take this flying boot!

Ronaldo Nazário: To hell with you and your whole family, Golden Throat lozenges!

Ronaldinho: Let’s dance!

Zidane: Take this headbutt!

Neymar: So, should the rest of us youngsters leave?

Deng Kai: You’re all legends. Relax! The music’s still playing on the pitch, so keep dancing!