Cristiano Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to support me.
Deng Kai: At first, I really was here to support you.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Then why did I become the assist king?
Deng Kai: Because I realized I might be better at carrying the team than you! Don’t be mad. There’s nothing wrong with being the assist king. People are saying you and Messi are a cut above everyone else, right below me!
Cristiano Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Shameless!
Kaká: ???
Beckham: Take this flying boot!
Ronaldo Nazário: To hell with you and your whole family, Golden Throat lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s dance!
Zidane: Take this headbutt!
Neymar: So, should the rest of us youngsters leave?
Deng Kai: You’re all legends. Relax! The music’s still playing on the pitch, so keep dancing!
