This Director Only Makes Bad Movies

“Director Xu Nan, why do you keep making terrible movies?” “I must make this perfectly clear: I have never made a terrible movie.” “Was Honey’s Spider-Man not terrible?” “No.” “Shishi’s Eye-Popping Man was boycotted by all the Little Lions.” “That just means they don’t know how to appreciate it.” “Liu Yifei’s upcoming film, Electric Mother, has already been tipped by the Golden Broom Awards as the year’s worst movie.” “Slander! It’s all slander! You people just can’t stand seeing me make money. By the way, the film Sweep the Alliance, starring Honey, Shishi, and Liu Yifei, is almost finished. Don’t miss it!”