Panicked in the Leaf Village

In Naruto, I become Uchiha Fugaku, the last head of the Uchiha Clan. Although I have a beautiful wife, I'm freaking out.

One clan member, Shisui Uchiha, is always thinking about using Kotoamatsukami on me.

Another, Obito Uchiha, stirs up trouble from the shadows and leaves me taking the blame for all kinds of things.

I have an eldest son named Uchiha Itachi who spends all day thinking about killing his father to prove his way.

I have a younger son named Sasuke Uchiha, the reincarnation of Indra, who will become a rogue ninja in the Shinobi World.

I have a sworn enemy named Shimura Danzō who is always plotting against my Uchiha Clan.

I have an ancestor named Madara Uchiha who has been buried for decades, yet still wants to come back to life and rule the Shinobi World.

And I have a group of clan members who aren't strong enough, yet spend all day clamoring to launch a coup.