I Really Do Want to Be a Happy Slacker

After her parents passed away, Su Shao resolved to become a beautiful, wealthy couch potato.

Her life goals were simple: count money until she got tired, then sleep; watch shows until she got tired, then sleep; eat until she was full, then sleep; and when she woke up... keep sleeping!

Until she met...

Song Yan, an ER doctor known as the Peach Blossom Terminator.

He was handsome, level-headed, and exceptionally skilled, earning the admiration of the hospital's senior experts.

With such a great package, and no girlfriend in over twenty years?

Su Shao smiled and decided to give it her all.

Su Shao: Dr. Song, I split a nail.

Song Yan: Take vitamins A, B, and C.

Su Shao: Dr. Song, I haven't been sleeping well lately, and my hair keeps falling out.

Song Yan: You're really losing it.

Su Shao: Dr... Dr. Song, I'm a little constipated.

Song Yan: Will two bottles of glycerin enemas be enough?

Ha! Man, you've successfully caught my attention...

She'd thought he was playing hard to get, or acting like a player who flirted around without committing. Otherwise, with her looks, how could she possibly fail to win him over?

After her advances were ignored again and again, Su Shao finally couldn't take it anymore. This couch potato turned over and summoned her courage, gritting her teeth as she barged into his office.

"Song Yan, we need to talk."

"About what?"

"About dating. I want all of you, body and soul!"

"..."

*

Lately, the doctors and nurses at the hospital had been gossiping. Dr. Song was practically old enough to settle down, yet he still didn't have a girlfriend. Was he planning to stay single forever...

Then someone accidentally pushed open the office door that was rarely opened.

The refined, chaste Dr. Song everyone knew had a young woman pinned to a chair, his voice low and impassioned.

"Girl, who was it that said she wanted to date her big brother?"

(A gorgeous heiress who seems like a couch potato but is actually a lucky star X an upright doctor who's cold on the outside, warm on the inside, quiet, and sharp-tongued)

One-on-one romance, already ripe, guaranteed sweet