Super Sports Expert

I'm a professional sports expert. I own a world third-rate research institute and a fifth-rate stadium, yet one big-name actress after another comes to me for fitness and weight loss, and one famous athlete after another comes to me for professional training. What a headache! Even worse, people are coming to ask me to be their godfather... I'm only in my twenties!

A supposedly famous boxing champion comes in for a consultation.

"How much do you charge for training?"

"We're running a promotion at the moment. Everything is half price, so it's only 9,999 a day."

"Sounds reasonable! I'll pay."

"Sorry, Mr. Tyson, you have a foreign passport, so your rate is ten times higher, and the fee is in US dollars..."