A Man in Liaozhai: From the Start, I Stewed a Yellow-Skinned Spirit Seeking a Title

The world of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, Guobei County.

"Hey, tell me, do I look like a human or a god to you?"

A weasel the size of a man blocked his way.

"You look like... a damn hammer!"

He rained blows down on the weasel with his staff, knocking it to the ground. As he beat it, he cursed, "You come right up to me asking for a title? You're asking for death! Don't you know I'm the Double-Flower Red Staff of Guangnan West Circuit?"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've caught a weasel with 120 years of cultivation. Here is your Classic of Mountains and Seas cooking guide..."

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've caught a female specter. Here is your Classic of Mountains and Seas cooking guide..."

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've caught a tree demon. Here is your Classic of Mountains and Seas cooking guide..."

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've caught a thousand-year-old centipede spirit. Here is your Classic of Mountains and Seas cooking guide..."