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One day, in the Justice League hall, several elders who formed the Justice League held a meeting. White: Hey guys, I think we have a problem with this team. Martian Manhunter: What's the problem? White: Don't you think Wonder Woman is a bit out of place? Wonder Woman: Huh? Me? Superman: Are you saying we're excluding Wonder Woman? Green Lantern: How is that possible! Flash: Well, is there anything about Wonder Woman that's different from us? Superman: I can't come! White: Think about it, everyone, Martian Manhunter's parents are dead, Green Lantern's parents are dead, The Flash is dead, Superman has a horse but he is not a biological child, and even his two fathers are dead! Stronger than everyone else! Our dear Batman also lost both his parents. ...Isn't this the only one who has a pro-Ma in Wonder Woman! I think we... Superman: Can I kill Whitey with my heat vision? Batman: Please. ---------- The introduction is weak, so I'll tell you a joke from hell. PS: There is no typo in the introduction.

In the tenth year of Tianbao, the heroic emperor Gao Yang played the pipa and sang to himself. The accompaniment sounded weird, absurd, terrifying, desperate and painful. This year, Liu Taozi, who lived by the Zhang River, caught some fish, and the story began.

[Wan Ding's work, this book is slightly epileptic, and the "condition" is stable, it is a serious text. ~~~~ Keywords [Happy Direction] [The God of Music] [Irregular] [Fantastic Painting Style] [Mythical Da Luo] [The Classic of Mountains and Seas] [Highly Matched in the Wilderness] "As the leader of the Nether World, I open a portal in the starry sky and act as the Taiwei Emperor. Is this normal?" "There are eleven top leaders in our hall, and we refuse the participation of serious gods, but Demon Ancestor Luohu said that he is not a serious god." "Now, there is a hall leader named Zu Long who wants to do something big - he wants to rob Dao Zu Hongjun!" Pangu, this is such a genius idea! Do you think I should agree to him? ~~~ Low-profile prehistoric, nuclear bomb saint? No! This is the prehistoric true world! Human Immortal: Enlightenment in the world of mortals, playing with time and space, wandering around the heavens. Earth Immortal: Evolve the universe, be the same as the world, and transcend the world. Heavenly Immortal: Enlightenment of three thousand things, rubbing the way of heaven with your hands, you are a Heavenly Immortal. True Immortal: Concept proves Tao, practice falsehood to become true, and defines everything. Xuanxian: Mysterious and mysterious, the king of all laws and Taoism, who proves the Tao with his strength. Golden Immortal: Cultivate the nature of gold, survive thousands of calamities, and become immortal. In addition, there are gods, ghosts, Taiyi immortals, Daluo immortals, Hunyuan immortals... Heavenly demons, earthly demons, yin demons, yang demons, succubi... All of these are wonderful ways to attain enlightenment. Ps: The 2 million-word completed work "The Blue Luan Bird of the Nuwa Family in the Ancient World" has the same unique style of painting and endless fun. Everyone is welcome to read it!

His name is Li Banfeng, the peak of the mountain. He is not crazy. The doctor said he is not crazy. In order to save his friend's life, he went to platform 96, boarded the 1160 steam train, and came to Puzhou, which was stuck in the steam age. He met the confidante in the old record player, the peerless beauty in the calendar, the swinging lady in the old clock, and the worldly master in the wine gourd. There are food cultivators who get stronger as they eat, cigarette cultivators who get stronger as they smoke, martial arts cultivators who get more ruthless as they kill, and wine cultivators who get crazier as they drink. There are travel practitioners who want to go anywhere, and there are home practitioners who don't want to go anywhere. There are hundreds of schools in the world, who can compete with them? Provincial, who is the leader. Bian Feng put on a suit, a top hat, a feather duster, and asked seriously: Tell me, who is the Lord of Puro?

Chinese martial arts, folk customs, legends, taboos, court, rivers and lakes, masters, fighting, passing through the underworld, riding horses, inviting gods, Nuo opera, esoteric religion, immortality... On the road of rivers and lakes, there are three religions and nine streams, and there are many kinds of them. In Taoism, folk customs and strange stories are full of strange things. This is a noisy era, an era where dangers and opportunities coexist. Li Yan's sword moves horizontally, and he will eventually ward off all evils, and there are no taboos!

Shi Potian, who had just become sworn sworn friends with Zhang San and Li Si, woke up and found that he had become Linghu Chong, the great disciple of the Huashan Sect. So... Scene 1 Yue Buqun: "Who are you if you're not Linghu Chong?" Shi Potian: "I'm a bastard." Yue Buqun: "???" Scene 2 Yu Canghai: "Do you think that all my disciples are just a bunch of trash, and you can beat them all to death without any effort?" Shi Potian: "No, no, why do I think they are all useless! I don't want to kill them all, and even if I want to kill them all, it will still take more effort than blowing ashes!" Yu Canghai: "???" Scene 3 Shi Potian: "Uncle Ding, I really didn't mean it. Master said you were very powerful in martial arts and told me not to worry. I didn't expect you couldn't even block a sword. I'll apologize to you, okay?" Ding Mian: "Linghu kid! I'll kill you!!!"

Customer: "I want to replace it with Bu Jingyun's unicorn arm." Dream Master: "No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if we are the enemy of the whole world, we will help you realize it." Client: "But I don't want to be the enemy of the whole world." Dream Master: "We can help you..." ... Li Xiaobai, a gold medal dream master, solemnly reminds the public: Your dreams are more important than your life, so don't make wishes casually, what if one day they come true? This is the story of an emotional wish-making machine that travels across the world and uses any means to help every customer realize their dreams! QQ group: 925016531

Succubus Reporter: "Dear Demon Lord, I remember that the order given to you by the Demon Lord was to spread panic to our enemies, but how did I hear that you bought an entire street in the city center of our enemy?" Luo Yan: "Stupid! Do you understand the strategy change? If I buy the human city, won't the human beings have to move to my underground city?" Succubus reporter: "Yes, but I heard that those humans heard that even the Demon King went to the Holy City to buy a house. Instead of causing panic, the house prices in the Holy City doubled." Luo Yan said proudly. "This just shows that my plan is correct!" At the same time, in the dungeon, the mining skeletons (players) were shouting. "The dog planner, get out!" "What about the agreed-upon divine pets, divine outfits, cultivation, achievements, shopping mall, junior sister, senior sister... Where are the systems?" "Is this game really just about mining?!"

(New book: The days when I was the mastermind behind American comics, please support me, thank you all!) After waking up in Marvel, he became a dimensional demon between existence and non-existence. In order to disrupt the dimension of reality, the void demon summoned players from unknown dimensions! In New York City, [Black Hand Valon] once again staged a shocking robbery, this time the target is the playboy of Stark Industries! Hell's Kitchen has opened a new restaurant [Yukihira Teishokuya], and at the same time the [Dark Cuisine World] is trying to control the world with taste! The Kingpin has a new enemy, and the new Italian family is expanding step by step! [Miko Kikyo] who lives on the street meets the fearless people of Hell's Kitchen. While investigating the case of the missing shadow, what kind of sparks can they create!

Is magic really just a wish machine? No, in a universe where magic truly existed, magic would be as simple and beautiful as the laws of physics. This is the story of a mass-produced magic war tool man who learned the ultimate nature of magic. But so what? Just like a bird can fly without understanding aerodynamics, a magician does not need to understand its nature to use magic. Knowing the ultimate nature of magic also does not mean that the tool man can transform into a great magician. But the desire for knowledge is human instinct, and curiosity is the first driving force of human civilization. Even if it is magic that should have no reason at all, humans still hope to understand its inner operating rules. Exploring the ultimate nature of magic requires no reason! The story in the book takes place in a parallel universe where the social environment is approximately the 16th century of our universe. However, due to a bit of a butterfly effect, the continents and oceans of this planet are different from our geographical environment. Here, muskets are on the rise, but armor has not yet come to an end. Military theories are changing with each passing day, and innovations in systems and craftsmanship are endless. And this world has one more thing than ours: magic. The world is undergoing earth-shaking changes, and no one can stay out of it.

Next up is-- The great sage of Hydra and the chief pope of Purple Potato Spirit Psychologist for the Avengers, financial advisor for S. H. I. E. L. D. Batman's thesis killer, Joker's soul confidant Physician in charge of Arkham Asylum and professor at Gotham University Recipient of the Order of the Red Banner, holder of God's blessing The Iron Curtain in New York, the spring breeze in Gotham-- Schiller Rodriguez! (The above titles have been obtained in the text. If there are new titles, they will be added at any time.) (This is not a system article. The system will disappear soon. If you don't like reading it, just skip the first thirty chapters.)

The new book "The Strange Book" has been released. ... I am a stranger from another country, and I have no intention of becoming an immortal. ... After practicing Taoism in the mountains for twenty years, Master asked Song You to go down the mountain to see monsters, monsters, various aspects of life, and to visit famous mountains and rivers, as well as legendary immortals, saying that was the real practice. I never thought that when I traveled all over the country, the immortal would be myself.

"She was originally a demon. How could she be led evil after meeting a human like me? Those critics always say some ridiculous things." In 1798, during an interview with a reporter, Cardinal Ranchi was asked about his past with the exiled princess of the last descendant of the demon clan, as well as the recent signs of the demon clan's recovery. He said: "I have made too many efforts to safeguard world peace. I am convinced that under her leadership, the demon clan will never be able to return to the country." ... In the winter of 1802, the demons successfully restored their country. [Based on the above materials, please identify who is the main war criminal who led to the return of the demons, and explain why it is Lan Qi. (10 Points)] --Selected from "Classic Collection of Imperial History Unified Examination Questions"

The drums are beaten in front of the hall to summon the spiritual officials, and I ask the old immortal to come out of the gate. Taixuan enters the smoke and rides on the clouds to rise, and Dao Qi lives forever in the imperial court. According to legend, monsters will appear in troubled times, and disasters will occur in turbulent times. It's evil, it's evil, it's sinister, it's hidden, but in the end it's just a man-made disaster. This is a story about how I accidentally learned the story of my ancestors when I was young.

Zhang Yi accidentally traveled to the ruined universe of the Marvel Universe. In this world, everything is so hopeless. There are no superheroes here. Those ways that enable heroes to obtain superpowers eventually lead to their death. After Peter Parker was bitten by a spider, he did not become Spider-Man. Instead, he was infected with the disease and died on the street! After finally escaping from this universe, Zhang Yi discovered to his horror that the multiverse had already collapsed. What awaited him would be one apocalyptic universe after another... Zhang Ye: If the universe in the apocalypse is a tomb, I will be the tombkeeper of the multiverse.

Traveling into troubled times is not a matter of being struck by lightning, it is their own choice. Some people want to be kings and hegemons, some want to relieve the people from hanging upside down, and some want to use their own efforts to prevent the last barbaric conquest of civilization and thus rewrite the history of the Chinese nation. Of course, there are also people who only want to have three wives and four concubines, living an extremely corrupt life that cannot be lived in this world. This group of half-hearted ordinary people with their own ambitions has no tiger body, no bastard spirit, and no mental halo props. Crowded in an old ship, there are only modern machines, technology and various theories. The time-travelers marched towards the troubled times of the late Ming Dynasty with ambitions, dreams and ideals that could not be achieved in this world. Target: Hainan.

(The new book "My Players Are So Fierce" has been released, please read it here.) Reborn as a minion in Gotham and mistakenly joined an evil organization, he clearly wanted the light but fell into darkness step by step. The whole world and countless worlds are trying to convince the good guy Mason that becoming a super villain in this era of disaster is obviously more promising. But Mason found it difficult to convince himself, so he might as well do something simple. How about we try to get this dark era of chaos back on track? Besides! Batman and the heroes of the Justice League, when are you going to take action? If we don't close the network, I will go undercover and become the evil boss! PS: The real names of this book should be "I Want to Be a Good Person in American Comics" and "Gotham Legends: Will You Love Me If I Were Robin?" ", "One Hundred and Eight Confessions of an Infinite Prostitute Who Traveled Through All Realms" and "The Tragic Past: From the Craftsman's Spirit to the Counterfeit Dealer's Road of No Return"

[The new book "Fairy Tail: I Don't Want to Be the Guild President" has been released, please collect it! Zhang Tatsuya, who accidentally wandered into the world of pirates, obtained a strange magic circle that could summon characters from another world. His first partner turned out to be Tom Cat! From then on, he will take Tom and other companions to travel in the pirate world.

This game is too real! Moving bricks, running errands, picking up garbage, delivering express delivery... The company can let you experience the hardships of 996 at most. Here you can experience the super double 007. Okay, no more nonsense, the great manager asked me to move bricks. The adult said that as long as we work hard to donate our livers, he can get a brand new set of power armor next month. Then he will take us to a new map and go to the vast wasteland to pick up more garbage! ... Chu Guang, who traveled to the wasteland world, found that he had unlocked the shelter system and could summon creatures named "players" from the parallel world. From that day on, the entire wasteland became unruly.

At the end of the Tang Dynasty, the buildings were about to collapse, the localities were divided, and the once prosperous flames of war continued. That year, the Cao army marched across the south of the Yangtze River and then headed north. That year, the Khitan consolidated its power and dominated the north, eyeing the south. That year, in the county town called Feihu, Geng Qing was sitting on the street selling baskets, looking at the emperor who was like a carp crossing the river, you just finished singing and I came on stage. In that year, he walked from a barren mountain village to the court step by step. He killed and deposed emperors, let Zhao Kuangyin lead a horse, and whipped Shi Jingtang to death with a whip... "In troubled times in life, one must be as cunning as a fox and dominate the court. The only way to survive is to cover the sky with one hand." This is a story of rising up the lotus step by step and entering the court. PS: Group number: 371508141