No Heroine, no Nonsense, no Useless Plot, Fast Pace, Golden Three Chapter Rule
无女主,没有废话,没有废剧情,快节奏,黄金三章定律
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1天灾机械师
Not Jiuyou
Jiang Xiao traveled to the starry sky era, obtained [Player Mode] and became the only 'Fourth Natural Disaster' in the world! Upgrading monsters, synthesizing items, reading scientific research, intelligence analysis... Who said that each person can only have one superpower? Who says a mechanic can't fight civilization alone? [Fusion Characteristics] + [Dropping Monsters] = [Final Power User] [Starry Sky Mother Insect] + [Reading Scientific Research] = [Calamity Mechanic] Starry Sky Age? Just have fun! "Wait, stop bragging, so... Why are you sentenced to life without parole?"
Jiang Xiao traveled to the starry sky era, obtained [Player Mode] and became the only 'Fourth Natural Disaster' in the world! Upgrading monsters, synthesizing items, reading scientific research, intelligence analysis... Who said that each person can only have one superpower? Who says a mechanic can't fight civilization alone? [Fusion Characteristics] + [Dropping Monsters] = [Final Power User] [Starry Sky Mother Insect] + [Reading Scientific Research] = [Calamity Mechanic] Starry Sky Age? Just have fun! "Wait, stop bragging, so... Why are you sentenced to life without parole?"
You gain experience by killing people. Each time you advance to a higher level, your race value increases exponentially, which is the player panel. You can have multiple professions. You can start with a mechanic, then a magician, etc. I forgot about them.
2This Gao Wu is so Crazy
Xuanhuan这个高武太癫了
Glorious Great Thousand Records
Unexpectedly, he has the ability to travel between two worlds, and he learns and communicates in different systems and becomes stronger. Good news: The world traveled through is a martial arts system. It is easy to move mountains and reclaim seas to reach high and deep places, and it is not difficult to live forever. Bad news: The martial arts in this world are spiritual martial arts! As long as you believe that there are eighty-eight acupoints in the body, can you really develop a body of vitality? If you firmly believe that every cell in the body can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, can the cells carry out light and function? Such as geomagnetic power, flesh and blood locks, realm of gods, fighting spirit, magic, Taoist priests, Buddhist power, merit, poetry, song and painting, almost every system can be embodied through fantasy? Instructor: It is said that when the god Dayan was young, he mistook the Iron Wire Fist for the Moko Dayan Fist. After practicing hard for 50 years, he succeeded and was able to turn a punch ten miles away and turn it into ashes. The Shenjun's old enemy, the Overlord of Chu, was so powerful that he once regarded all weaklings as females. But if the domineering spirit is subdued by force, and the yang pole returns to yin, it is possible to become a demon and change from male to female and be included in the harem? Fang Can: Wait? In other words, as long as I am powerful enough, I can use force to feminize everyone in the world? Then the whole world will be my harem? ... Many years later, standing at the top of the world, Fang Can put his hands behind his hands and sighed: If I don't defeat all the heroes in the world, how will the world know that I am invincible and unparalleled?
Unexpectedly, he has the ability to travel between two worlds, and he learns and communicates in different systems and becomes stronger. Good news: The world traveled through is a martial arts system. It is easy to move mountains and reclaim seas to reach high and deep places, and it is not difficult to live forever. Bad news: The martial arts in this world are spiritual martial arts! As long as you believe that there are eighty-eight acupoints in the body, can you really develop a body of vitality? If you firmly believe that every cell in the body can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, can the cells carry out light and function? Such as geomagnetic power, flesh and blood locks, realm of gods, fighting spirit, magic, Taoist priests, Buddhist power, merit, poetry, song and painting, almost every system can be embodied through fantasy? Instructor: It is said that when the god Dayan was young, he mistook the Iron Wire Fist for the Moko Dayan Fist. After practicing hard for 50 years, he succeeded and was able to turn a punch ten miles away and turn it into ashes. The Shenjun's old enemy, the Overlord of Chu, was so powerful that he once regarded all weaklings as females. But if the domineering spirit is subdued by force, and the yang pole returns to yin, it is possible to become a demon and change from male to female and be included in the harem? Fang Can: Wait? In other words, as long as I am powerful enough, I can use force to feminize everyone in the world? Then the whole world will be my harem? ... Many years later, standing at the top of the world, Fang Can put his hands behind his hands and sighed: If I don't defeat all the heroes in the world, how will the world know that I am invincible and unparalleled?
Yes, when encountering danger, everything will be improved, and things like luck and intuition will be improved. There's not much ambiguity, but there are a lot of women who look really crazy. You can see for yourself.
3从拍摄芙莉莲文化征服异世界
Drink Wuliang At Night
The ancient elves wiped away their tears after watching "The Burial of Florian" and went to play music at the grave of their former best friend. The dwarves held up posters of "The Hobbit" and loudly proclaimed how heroic and heroic they were. The dragon nests in its lair and watches "Breaking Bad", and ambition is born. Even mages who are close to gods are shocked by space opera and "The Three-Body Problem". The gods secretly strengthened the defenses of this world. I come, I see, I conquer! Salvi will use culture to conquer the entire other world! -- "Congratulations on completing the filming of "The Burial of Florian", your random reward: longevity." "Congratulations on completing the filming of "The Three-Body Problem", your random reward: water droplets." "Congratulations..." "Yes, cultural conquest!"
The ancient elves wiped away their tears after watching "The Burial of Florian" and went to play music at the grave of their former best friend. The dwarves held up posters of "The Hobbit" and loudly proclaimed how heroic and heroic they were. The dragon nests in its lair and watches "Breaking Bad", and ambition is born. Even mages who are close to gods are shocked by space opera and "The Three-Body Problem". The gods secretly strengthened the defenses of this world. I come, I see, I conquer! Salvi will use culture to conquer the entire other world! -- "Congratulations on completing the filming of "The Burial of Florian", your random reward: longevity." "Congratulations on completing the filming of "The Three-Body Problem", your random reward: water droplets." "Congratulations..." "Yes, cultural conquest!"
Now it's still in Fulilian. It's like a live broadcast article, and it also writes about the loyal dog Hachiko. It gets a little boring later
4巫师:从合成宝石开始
Orange Cat Dragon
(White Wizard-style opening) Exploring the unknown, pursuing the truth, transcending life and death, and controlling people's hearts are the wizards. In this wizarding world that is in great need of resources, the time traveler Locke Augustine relied on his golden fingers to synthesize the Rubik's Cube, constantly converting low-level materials into high-level materials, and embarking on the path to the truth by exploring breeding, potions, alchemy, etc., And developing brand-new magic plants, magic potions, bloodlines... "I don't care about the future and destiny of this world, nor the life and death of every stranger in this world, but wizards like us should open up everything, conquer everything, and move forward forever toward the unknown."
(White Wizard-style opening) Exploring the unknown, pursuing the truth, transcending life and death, and controlling people's hearts are the wizards. In this wizarding world that is in great need of resources, the time traveler Locke Augustine relied on his golden fingers to synthesize the Rubik's Cube, constantly converting low-level materials into high-level materials, and embarking on the path to the truth by exploring breeding, potions, alchemy, etc., And developing brand-new magic plants, magic potions, bloodlines... "I don't care about the future and destiny of this world, nor the life and death of every stranger in this world, but wizards like us should open up everything, conquer everything, and move forward forever toward the unknown."
Yes, it is a three-in-one liter product, and we need to study the ratio and synthesis. I've researched the whole wizarding novel, but I'm just not that talented. I rely on my skills to support myself, and I have a good imagination.
5My Career is Too Personal
Xuanhuan我的职业太有个性
Round And Round
The universe is buried alive by the black fog, the majestic figures wandering in the stars, the whispers ringing in the ears, like the metal debris of the mountains, the professionals struggle to survive. Fortunately, Su Chen had a career panel nearby to collect career information and complete the conditions before he could find a job. [Rock Fighter] is promoted to [Flesh Emperor]! [Puppet Master] is promoted to [Mecha Saint King]! The smooth road was at his feet, so he was careful and cautious, step by step, until-- [The flesh-and-blood emperor dislikes your grinding and having no courage to move forward, so he decided to make it more difficult to take office] [The Dark Night Operator covets you and decides to skip the job requirements and let you take the job directly] [Hercules] ate [Windrunner] and transformed into [Sky Warrior] My profession is so unique!
The universe is buried alive by the black fog, the majestic figures wandering in the stars, the whispers ringing in the ears, like the metal debris of the mountains, the professionals struggle to survive. Fortunately, Su Chen had a career panel nearby to collect career information and complete the conditions before he could find a job. [Rock Fighter] is promoted to [Flesh Emperor]! [Puppet Master] is promoted to [Mecha Saint King]! The smooth road was at his feet, so he was careful and cautious, step by step, until-- [The flesh-and-blood emperor dislikes your grinding and having no courage to move forward, so he decided to make it more difficult to take office] [The Dark Night Operator covets you and decides to skip the job requirements and let you take the job directly] [Hercules] ate [Windrunner] and transformed into [Sky Warrior] My profession is so unique!
Yes, the difficulty of finding a job is reduced, professions are integrated, and the world itself can have multiple professions No heroine
6这个德鲁伊能变铸星龙王
No Way To The South
False Druid: Follow the way of nature, master natural magic and wild forms, and gain the ability to transform into wild creatures and control elements. The real druid sets his sights further afield: the flow of planes, the birth and death of worlds, the stars hanging upside down, and even the endless reverberations of the multiverse are all the pulses of nature. Nature is not just mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, but existence itself, the breathing of laws, and the rhythm of time. I am nature, nature is me. All things flow, all in the mind. Okay, no more pretending. This is a Druid who travels to the continent of Faerûn, masters the transformation into the Star-casting Dragon King, specializes in the association of stars, controls the power of nature and the mysteries of the stars, can crush planets at will, and controls the birth and death of the universe. Notes: Druid, Stars, Star-Forged Dragon King, Plane War, Multiverse
False Druid: Follow the way of nature, master natural magic and wild forms, and gain the ability to transform into wild creatures and control elements. The real druid sets his sights further afield: the flow of planes, the birth and death of worlds, the stars hanging upside down, and even the endless reverberations of the multiverse are all the pulses of nature. Nature is not just mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, but existence itself, the breathing of laws, and the rhythm of time. I am nature, nature is me. All things flow, all in the mind. Okay, no more pretending. This is a Druid who travels to the continent of Faerûn, masters the transformation into the Star-casting Dragon King, specializes in the association of stars, controls the power of nature and the mysteries of the stars, can crush planets at will, and controls the birth and death of the universe. Notes: Druid, Stars, Star-Forged Dragon King, Plane War, Multiverse
DND-like panel, DND text, killing people requires energy to unlock Dragon King skills and upgrade various skills With a female protagonist, it's not that ambiguous
7超魔术士:开局魔网又崩了
Childish Dreamer
DNDFaerûnSuper MagicAdventure Anser accidentally traveled to Toril, and something happened to the goddess of magic again! Is the magical plague coming again? ! ... When the minions of the Underdark tore through the night of Baldur's Gate, Faerûn, which had never been calm, immediately became agitated. But this is just the beginning. ... Elements involved: DND, Magic Network, Dragon Warlock, Wizard, Upgrade, Twenty-sided Dice, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter, Underdark, Abyss, Nine Hells, Celestial Mountain, Shadowfall Underworld, Fey Wilds...
DNDFaerûnSuper MagicAdventure Anser accidentally traveled to Toril, and something happened to the goddess of magic again! Is the magical plague coming again? ! ... When the minions of the Underdark tore through the night of Baldur's Gate, Faerûn, which had never been calm, immediately became agitated. But this is just the beginning. ... Elements involved: DND, Magic Network, Dragon Warlock, Wizard, Upgrade, Twenty-sided Dice, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter, Underdark, Abyss, Nine Hells, Celestial Mountain, Shadowfall Underworld, Fey Wilds...
Yes, dnd panel, part-time job requires double experience, and expertise is available There is a heroine, not too ambiguous, watchable, not so sexually repressed
8我所有职业,天赋全是神级?
Traveling Through The Sky
Warrior, magician, archer, assassin, defender, healer... Apothecary, gatherer, blacksmith, enchanter, planter... This is a world where you can have multiple careers at the same time. And for me, if any profession improves by 1 level, I can get a god-level talent. Mage: "God-level·Proficiency Control" - Instantly master all skills, ten thousand times more proficient. Decryption Scholar: "God Level·Complete Restriction Control" - Control all restrictions in the world. Growers: "God-level Catalysis" - Catalyze the growth rate ten thousand times and increase the harvest. ... When I have all the professions at the same time and reach the full level... I will be omniscient and omnipotent. [There are no 8,000 great products, so feel free to read]
Warrior, magician, archer, assassin, defender, healer... Apothecary, gatherer, blacksmith, enchanter, planter... This is a world where you can have multiple careers at the same time. And for me, if any profession improves by 1 level, I can get a god-level talent. Mage: "God-level·Proficiency Control" - Instantly master all skills, ten thousand times more proficient. Decryption Scholar: "God Level·Complete Restriction Control" - Control all restrictions in the world. Growers: "God-level Catalysis" - Catalyze the growth rate ten thousand times and increase the harvest. ... When I have all the professions at the same time and reach the full level... I will be omniscient and omnipotent. [There are no 8,000 great products, so feel free to read]
Plug-in, one god-level talent for each profession and level I just read the Tomato Artifact, and it said: it upgrades quickly, the world view is huge, I don't care about the small level, it won't be slow.
9我的职业面板怎么是二次元画风?
Just Help A Little
The federation, empire, and enterprises are united. This is an extremely dangerous interstellar era. All intelligent beings can take up professions with extraordinary power through special rituals. These are also so-called professionals. Li Ang was both unfortunate and lucky to have traveled to this world. Unfortunately, because as an ordinary person, the probability of him dying in such a dangerous world is basically 0. Fortunately, he awakened two powerful talents. Traveler: Whenever you experience a big event, you can start a new journey. Console players: As a player behind the wall, the number of professions available to you is...∞. When Li Ang first came to the world of one person, he took up a profession called [Qi Shi Shi]. When Li Ang first came to the dragon world, he took up a profession called [Hybrid]. When Li Ang first came to the world of Naruto, he took up a profession called [Ninja]. When Li Ang first came to the world of Iron Collapse, he took up a profession called [Destiny Walker]. ... For countless years, in this starry sky intertwined with blood and fire, Li Ang has unknowingly reached the peak. He looked at the information on the panel in front of him, [Immortal] + [King] + [Star God]... The corner of his mouth couldn't help but curl up. "It's time for this starry sky to welcome their emperor."
The federation, empire, and enterprises are united. This is an extremely dangerous interstellar era. All intelligent beings can take up professions with extraordinary power through special rituals. These are also so-called professionals. Li Ang was both unfortunate and lucky to have traveled to this world. Unfortunately, because as an ordinary person, the probability of him dying in such a dangerous world is basically 0. Fortunately, he awakened two powerful talents. Traveler: Whenever you experience a big event, you can start a new journey. Console players: As a player behind the wall, the number of professions available to you is...∞. When Li Ang first came to the world of one person, he took up a profession called [Qi Shi Shi]. When Li Ang first came to the dragon world, he took up a profession called [Hybrid]. When Li Ang first came to the world of Naruto, he took up a profession called [Ninja]. When Li Ang first came to the world of Iron Collapse, he took up a profession called [Destiny Walker]. ... For countless years, in this starry sky intertwined with blood and fire, Li Ang has unknowingly reached the peak. He looked at the information on the panel in front of him, [Immortal] + [King] + [Star God]... The corner of his mouth couldn't help but curl up. "It's time for this starry sky to welcome their emperor."
Plug-in, time travel and unlimited employment, can change jobs Latest Chapter: Do you like to be an undercover agent? Don't understand
10From Hogwarts to Stritchhaven
Light Novel从霍格沃茨到斯翠海文
Chef Serving Food
"Don't call me Tom! I'm Voldemort!" Voldemort shouted angrily. "Come on, Tom." Ivy waved his hand, "Do you really want to die with that weird name?" "I have cracked all your Horcruxes, and the love magic you stole from Harry's bloodline is nothing but rootless duckweed. Even Lily Evans, who was killed by you, was resurrected by me... Are you really prepared to face death in the name of Voldemort? You don't even dare to face your past, how can you talk about the future?" ... "Too much nonsense, I have to go back for dinner." Green lightning suddenly shot out, and split many times along the way. The tree-like branches made the lightning look more like the power of nature, and like the god of death opening his big hand to harvest life... The green lightning that split the tree hit several Death Eaters one after another, and then illuminated Tom's pale and frightened face... PS: The protagonist comes from Legacy of Hogwarts and is a DND spellcaster. The HP main line has ended, and he killed the dragon Smaug with the Hobbit. Voldemort's head was treated as a toy by him. He met planeswalkers in Strithhaven. He used the relics left behind by Karthusden's magic as consumables. He wrote his own origin story, built a new city on the Sword Coast, gained sun divinity, and is now seeking further possibilities in the world of Golarion. Worlds with existing outlines: Guild City of Ravnica, Azeroth, New Phyrexia, Marvel Universe
"Don't call me Tom! I'm Voldemort!" Voldemort shouted angrily. "Come on, Tom." Ivy waved his hand, "Do you really want to die with that weird name?" "I have cracked all your Horcruxes, and the love magic you stole from Harry's bloodline is nothing but rootless duckweed. Even Lily Evans, who was killed by you, was resurrected by me... Are you really prepared to face death in the name of Voldemort? You don't even dare to face your past, how can you talk about the future?" ... "Too much nonsense, I have to go back for dinner." Green lightning suddenly shot out, and split many times along the way. The tree-like branches made the lightning look more like the power of nature, and like the god of death opening his big hand to harvest life... The green lightning that split the tree hit several Death Eaters one after another, and then illuminated Tom's pale and frightened face... PS: The protagonist comes from Legacy of Hogwarts and is a DND spellcaster. The HP main line has ended, and he killed the dragon Smaug with the Hobbit. Voldemort's head was treated as a toy by him. He met planeswalkers in Strithhaven. He used the relics left behind by Karthusden's magic as consumables. He wrote his own origin story, built a new city on the Sword Coast, gained sun divinity, and is now seeking further possibilities in the world of Golarion. Worlds with existing outlines: Guild City of Ravnica, Azeroth, New Phyrexia, Marvel Universe
The plug-in is dnd panel, artifact book And when it comes to Street, although there is not much description, after all, there is nothing to write about, being a professor The disadvantage is that the pace is slow. If you are short of books, you can read them slowly, but you won't have time at other times.
11Beast Control Ascension
Xianxia御兽飞升
The Sound Of Light Spring Flowing
All the paths are suffering and weak, and the beasts of control ascend!
All the paths are suffering and weak, and the beasts of control ascend!
I haven't read a few chapters of the author's first book, so it shouldn't be very good, but the previous book is very good. This is not just about controlling beasts, To shorten it, it means: Immortality + Beast Control Commission + Beast Control's Awakening Immortal Spell + Short-term Magic Pine Protection + National Luck Comprehension Secret Technique + Life-Burning Secret Technique + Two Physiques Given by 2 Pets + Another Immortality Body at the Back No updates later
12Kaguya: I Am Really Your Mother
Light Novel辉夜:我真是你妈啊
Little Crab In The River
I'm in Hokage, I'm a contracted psychic beast, and she always puts herself in a bad position and wants me to be her son. Kaguya has an obsession recently, she wants Heisa to call her mommy and respect her more. Ps: This book is also called "My Bond Has Deteriorated" and "I Treat You as a Psychic Beast, But You Want to Be My Mother" ps: 0 copies have been ordered, please feel free to subscribe
I'm in Hokage, I'm a contracted psychic beast, and she always puts herself in a bad position and wants me to be her son. Kaguya has an obsession recently, she wants Heisa to call her mommy and respect her more. Ps: This book is also called "My Bond Has Deteriorated" and "I Treat You as a Psychic Beast, But You Want to Be My Mother" ps: 0 copies have been ordered, please feel free to subscribe
Combat power increases quickly in the later stages. After all, if you reach Kaguya's level, there is nothing to write about unless you create your own. The ninja world was clearly arranged, and everyone was resurrected. Kaguya and Tsunade are both well written, and Tsunade is also well written. Just don't accept Mikoto, and you want to have more children and more blessings. It's disgusting. This is the poisonous point. It's not like the one I read before where the main character is a Gu Master. It's written like a biological mother. If you say you don't want it, you don't want it. If you say you give up, you give up. You surrender in bed. However, the era of Naruto is really not suitable for love stories. If you write it well, you have to have 20% spirit.
14从兄妹上恋综开始疯狂整活
Big Mountain Pills
(Love variety x love, entertainment industry) As a music producer outside the 18th Line, Wei Yunshen received a call from his sister one day. "Brother, accompany me to the love show." Brother and sister on a love show? What the hell? Wei Yunshen refused at first, until he discovered that the system he awakened was actually a living system. As long as you create "surprises", you can earn points, which can be redeemed for various skills and works! "Then let's give the entertainment industry a little surprise." ... At the show, several pairs of brothers and sisters gathered together. While everyone else was trying to win the favor of other members of the opposite sex, Wei Yunshen's performance shocked everyone's jaws. The dishes he cooked made all the guests praise him and call him a five-star chef. He takes random photos and they are all big shots, with perfect composition and clear subject matter! Any song he plays can make tens of thousands of netizens feel sad and even make dogs cry when they pass by. ... "If you want to create surprises, you have to engage in other people's mentality..." Wei Yunshen racked up points all the way, and gradually, the other male guests also discovered Wei Yunshen's face hidden under the abstract mask - this couldn't be a Neptune, right? And when the show ended, faced with the confessions of many female guests, how should Wei Yunshen choose? (PS: entertainment career, love, multiple heroines, HE)
(Love variety x love, entertainment industry) As a music producer outside the 18th Line, Wei Yunshen received a call from his sister one day. "Brother, accompany me to the love show." Brother and sister on a love show? What the hell? Wei Yunshen refused at first, until he discovered that the system he awakened was actually a living system. As long as you create "surprises", you can earn points, which can be redeemed for various skills and works! "Then let's give the entertainment industry a little surprise." ... At the show, several pairs of brothers and sisters gathered together. While everyone else was trying to win the favor of other members of the opposite sex, Wei Yunshen's performance shocked everyone's jaws. The dishes he cooked made all the guests praise him and call him a five-star chef. He takes random photos and they are all big shots, with perfect composition and clear subject matter! Any song he plays can make tens of thousands of netizens feel sad and even make dogs cry when they pass by. ... "If you want to create surprises, you have to engage in other people's mentality..." Wei Yunshen racked up points all the way, and gradually, the other male guests also discovered Wei Yunshen's face hidden under the abstract mask - this couldn't be a Neptune, right? And when the show ended, faced with the confessions of many female guests, how should Wei Yunshen choose? (PS: entertainment career, love, multiple heroines, HE)
The best I have seen recently in all aspects, it has family ties and love combined, and there is also an abstract system that makes surprises worth the lottery, and surprises count. If you feel bad about it, it's not the book's problem, it's your problem Always look for good health among weeds and coarse grains. Being special among good health is a lifelong pursuit. By the way, the author said he would not sell his sister
15人在华娱,错绑修仙系统
Click I
What kind of weird experience is it to be reborn as a little fresh meat but wrongly connected to the immortal cultivation system? [Please kill Yang Mi, the leader of the charming sect, and seize his sect's hegemony and wealth! In a society governed by the rule of law, you want me to kill people and steal goods? [Liu Xiaoli, the leader of the Goddess Sect, looks down on you and insults you by breaking off the engagement. Please shout out to her mother and daughter: thirty years to the east of Hedong and thirty years to the west of Hexi. Don't bully young people into poverty. And he caught up with the Goddess Celestial Saint and absorbed her power and then abandoned her! Meng Xinghe: ... The second one, I was so embarrassed that I was able to squeeze out of three rooms and two living rooms with my toes!
What kind of weird experience is it to be reborn as a little fresh meat but wrongly connected to the immortal cultivation system? [Please kill Yang Mi, the leader of the charming sect, and seize his sect's hegemony and wealth! In a society governed by the rule of law, you want me to kill people and steal goods? [Liu Xiaoli, the leader of the Goddess Sect, looks down on you and insults you by breaking off the engagement. Please shout out to her mother and daughter: thirty years to the east of Hedong and thirty years to the west of Hexi. Don't bully young people into poverty. And he caught up with the Goddess Celestial Saint and absorbed her power and then abandoned her! Meng Xinghe: ... The second one, I was so embarrassed that I was able to squeeze out of three rooms and two living rooms with my toes!
Cultivation is a bit slow, poison points are ok, but advantages and heroines are also ok
16太好了,是黄牛,我们有救了
Mcgonagall Is Sad
The much-anticipated "Ordinary Profession" has launched. The program follows 360 professions, and the most popular profession will receive a bonus of 100 million yuan. Zheng Fan becomes a contestant, but his profession is... Scalper? ! The audience suddenly burst into laughter: Scalper live broadcast? See you breaking the law and committing crimes? At this time, Zheng Fan received an order: The child has anorexia! Just when the audience thought that Zheng Fan was going to the hospital to get a specialist number, they did not expect that Zheng Fan took the child directly to KFC and was cured directly with a ten-wing bucket. The next day: Can you treat your child's Internet addiction? Zheng Fan asked father and son to line up. Faced with the pressure from the old father, the child cried and said he had to do his homework... The third day... ... Netizen: Do you call this scalping? Zheng Fan nodded: Well, I am a scalper.
The much-anticipated "Ordinary Profession" has launched. The program follows 360 professions, and the most popular profession will receive a bonus of 100 million yuan. Zheng Fan becomes a contestant, but his profession is... Scalper? ! The audience suddenly burst into laughter: Scalper live broadcast? See you breaking the law and committing crimes? At this time, Zheng Fan received an order: The child has anorexia! Just when the audience thought that Zheng Fan was going to the hospital to get a specialist number, they did not expect that Zheng Fan took the child directly to KFC and was cured directly with a ten-wing bucket. The next day: Can you treat your child's Internet addiction? Zheng Fan asked father and son to line up. Faced with the pressure from the old father, the child cried and said he had to do his homework... The third day... ... Netizen: Do you call this scalping? Zheng Fan nodded: Well, I am a scalper.
In fact, it is a full professional illustrated book
17说好恋爱升温,你全整分手了?
Ding Xiaobie
"Why do we always cheat at night? Because those who cheat at noon and afternoon are not caught." "Is it an advantage to have never been in a relationship before? I've never seen anyone go to the market for the first time without being tricked." "What if you get divorced if you don't write your name? No, I don't quite understand why you should consider divorce before getting married." Emotional anchor Wen Liang, nicknamed the Breakup Master, has single-handedly increased the divorce and marriage rates across the country. Fans: My foster father is here, please pay my respects first!
"Why do we always cheat at night? Because those who cheat at noon and afternoon are not caught." "Is it an advantage to have never been in a relationship before? I've never seen anyone go to the market for the first time without being tricked." "What if you get divorced if you don't write your name? No, I don't quite understand why you should consider divorce before getting married." Emotional anchor Wen Liang, nicknamed the Breakup Master, has single-handedly increased the divorce and marriage rates across the country. Fans: My foster father is here, please pay my respects first!
This author's views are a bit too one-sided, but some of them are quite perfect. Just live and read them. There are a few little poisonous ones.
18直播:要天后微信,砍一刀拼夕夕
Can't Hang Up, Hang Up, Hang Up
Lin Fan is bound to the live broadcast system, and as long as he completes tasks every day, he can get rewards. [I struck up a conversation with a beautiful girl with a face value of 85 or above on the street, added her WeChat account, and then deleted her in front of her! Lin Fan: "????" [Talk to a beautiful woman with a face value of 85 or above on the street, add her WeChat account, send her the link to Pinxixi, and ask her to help with a chop] [If you go to the bar and order ten bottles of wine, ask the waiter to do the college entrance examination math paper. The one with the highest score will stay! [Live broadcast to tell the story of Zhen Huan to the lawyer, and let the lawyer help with the innocence defense! [Wearing a suit, driving a Porsche, and taking two bodyguards to Mixue Bingcheng to buy milk tea, pay one yuan via WeChat, one yuan with Alipay, flip a piece in your pocket, and borrow another piece from a passerby! Take the locksmith to play an escape room! [Print your own photo and post a missing person notice on the street! [Wear a celebrity frog costume and go to the Bullfrog store to find children! Netizen: I'm very curious about the host's mental state! ! ! !
Lin Fan is bound to the live broadcast system, and as long as he completes tasks every day, he can get rewards. [I struck up a conversation with a beautiful girl with a face value of 85 or above on the street, added her WeChat account, and then deleted her in front of her! Lin Fan: "????" [Talk to a beautiful woman with a face value of 85 or above on the street, add her WeChat account, send her the link to Pinxixi, and ask her to help with a chop] [If you go to the bar and order ten bottles of wine, ask the waiter to do the college entrance examination math paper. The one with the highest score will stay! [Live broadcast to tell the story of Zhen Huan to the lawyer, and let the lawyer help with the innocence defense! [Wearing a suit, driving a Porsche, and taking two bodyguards to Mixue Bingcheng to buy milk tea, pay one yuan via WeChat, one yuan with Alipay, flip a piece in your pocket, and borrow another piece from a passerby! Take the locksmith to play an escape room! [Print your own photo and post a missing person notice on the street! [Wear a celebrity frog costume and go to the Bullfrog store to find children! Netizen: I'm very curious about the host's mental state! ! ! !
I saw a few dead ones in the middle.
19直播鉴宝:你的宝贝很抽象啊!
Bragging
Zhou Pingyang, who only has a kindergarten education, discovered a live broadcast treasure appraisal rebate system. He only needs to identify treasures for fans in the live broadcast room and help them make money or avoid losses, and he can get 10% of the fans' profits or losses as a rebate. Not only that, this live treasure appraisal rebate system will also display the detailed information of fans' treasures. Zhou Pingyang's eyes lit up instantly. I'm going to get rich now, so good! However, when he started to help fans identify their treasures, he found that the fans' treasures seemed to be very abstract. [Purple clay chamber pot, please note that this is not a purple clay pot, but a chamber pot, which was used by a eunuch during the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty. ][Picture of whip in the bamboo forest, authentic work by Tang Bohu. This painting is vivid and lifelike. The key is to look at it sideways. If you look sideways, you will find that this is actually a painting...] [An old house in Jing'an, Shanghai, 120 square meters, worth 3.8 Million. Don't ask why it's so cheap. The question is that this is a super haunted house where several young girls lost their lives. ][...] Zhou Pingyang: "No, brother, I am a serious live broadcaster of treasure appraisal? Can you bring some normal treasures for me to appraise?" However, the treasures he encountered finally became normal, but the people in the live broadcast room began to behave abnormally again. That's outrageous!
Zhou Pingyang, who only has a kindergarten education, discovered a live broadcast treasure appraisal rebate system. He only needs to identify treasures for fans in the live broadcast room and help them make money or avoid losses, and he can get 10% of the fans' profits or losses as a rebate. Not only that, this live treasure appraisal rebate system will also display the detailed information of fans' treasures. Zhou Pingyang's eyes lit up instantly. I'm going to get rich now, so good! However, when he started to help fans identify their treasures, he found that the fans' treasures seemed to be very abstract. [Purple clay chamber pot, please note that this is not a purple clay pot, but a chamber pot, which was used by a eunuch during the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty. ][Picture of whip in the bamboo forest, authentic work by Tang Bohu. This painting is vivid and lifelike. The key is to look at it sideways. If you look sideways, you will find that this is actually a painting...] [An old house in Jing'an, Shanghai, 120 square meters, worth 3.8 Million. Don't ask why it's so cheap. The question is that this is a super haunted house where several young girls lost their lives. ][...] Zhou Pingyang: "No, brother, I am a serious live broadcaster of treasure appraisal? Can you bring some normal treasures for me to appraise?" However, the treasures he encountered finally became normal, but the people in the live broadcast room began to behave abnormally again. That's outrageous!
It's okay, a little better than the previous one, but not above average.
20洪荒小妖:从掠夺词条开始崛起
Tomatoes On Hob
(Please collect and read) Han Lin opened his eyes and found that he had traveled through the prehistoric world. At the end of the Lich Tribulation, he became a little demon of the demon clan. The demon tribe was defeated, and countless demon tribes were killed by the heaven. How can a little demon of the demon tribe survive. At critical moments, the entry looting system is activated. As long as the looting entry merges with itself, it can continue to become stronger! ! The Red Blood Demon King - [Swallowing Souls (Blue)], [Rough Skin and Thick Flesh (Purple)], [Innate Creatures (Purple)]... Giant Spirit God - [Moving Mountains and Shaking Mountains (Purple)], [Innate God's Luck (Gold)].... Jade Emperor Haotian - [Heaven Lord of the Courtyard (Red)], [Taoist Ancestor's Name (Red)]...Sun Wukong--[Human Monkey (Red)], [Destiny Man (Sapphire)]... From a little demon to the supreme saint of the demon clan, Han Lin has been invincible in the wild! !
(Please collect and read) Han Lin opened his eyes and found that he had traveled through the prehistoric world. At the end of the Lich Tribulation, he became a little demon of the demon clan. The demon tribe was defeated, and countless demon tribes were killed by the heaven. How can a little demon of the demon tribe survive. At critical moments, the entry looting system is activated. As long as the looting entry merges with itself, it can continue to become stronger! ! The Red Blood Demon King - [Swallowing Souls (Blue)], [Rough Skin and Thick Flesh (Purple)], [Innate Creatures (Purple)]... Giant Spirit God - [Moving Mountains and Shaking Mountains (Purple)], [Innate God's Luck (Gold)].... Jade Emperor Haotian - [Heaven Lord of the Courtyard (Red)], [Taoist Ancestor's Name (Red)]...Sun Wukong--[Human Monkey (Red)], [Destiny Man (Sapphire)]... From a little demon to the supreme saint of the demon clan, Han Lin has been invincible in the wild! !
A little bit toxic, but I can watch it
22直播鉴宝:网友问我青铜门怎么开
Sir, Not Allowed
Zhang Xuan, who is bound to the treasure appraisal system, will receive equivalent rewards as long as the treasure appraisal is successful. He originally wanted to reach the top of his life by relying on online treasure appraisal, but he did not expect that the treasure in the live broadcast room would be so outrageous! Anchor, why is this coffin transparent? Can you open the door? Zhang Xuan: "Open the door. The door is opened by the female corpse inside." Anchor, why does this coffin keep spraying black gas? What is the reason? Zhang Xuan: "It's stuffy. Just give it some air and it'll be cool!" Anchor, you see the bronze door is so big and you don't know how to open it? Zhang Xuan: "Go through the crack in the door and shout a few times, "Brother," and ask the people inside to open the door for you." Internet police watching the live broadcast: A new method of tomb robbing? The host obtained the Yin-Yang Feng Shui Secretary, the Little Divine Blade, the Golden Talisman, the Hair Qiu Seal, the Unloading Armor, the Black Gold Knife, and the Qilin Blood... Zhang Xuan: "What's wrong, am I the leader of tomb robbers?"
Zhang Xuan, who is bound to the treasure appraisal system, will receive equivalent rewards as long as the treasure appraisal is successful. He originally wanted to reach the top of his life by relying on online treasure appraisal, but he did not expect that the treasure in the live broadcast room would be so outrageous! Anchor, why is this coffin transparent? Can you open the door? Zhang Xuan: "Open the door. The door is opened by the female corpse inside." Anchor, why does this coffin keep spraying black gas? What is the reason? Zhang Xuan: "It's stuffy. Just give it some air and it'll be cool!" Anchor, you see the bronze door is so big and you don't know how to open it? Zhang Xuan: "Go through the crack in the door and shout a few times, "Brother," and ask the people inside to open the door for you." Internet police watching the live broadcast: A new method of tomb robbing? The host obtained the Yin-Yang Feng Shui Secretary, the Little Divine Blade, the Golden Talisman, the Hair Qiu Seal, the Unloading Armor, the Black Gold Knife, and the Qilin Blood... Zhang Xuan: "What's wrong, am I the leader of tomb robbers?"
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