Ridiculous Comedy That’s Seriously Good. If You Don’t Like It, Talk It Out with the Author. Be Nice.

1 我 I Just Want to Be a Proper Villain A Pro at Planting RiceUrban1.3M WordsCompleted 4Votes39kRecs295.4kFans

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The story begins when ten world wills approached me to be the villain at the same time... I thought being a villain would be easy, just complete the plot and get a reward of 1,000 small goals. Go home and buy a pig farm, a few houses, a few cars... Who knew that one mountain could not tolerate two tigers, and the protagonist, a self-centered and domineering creature, could not tolerate two in the same world. Crooked God of War, Son-in-law of the Dragon King, I just left for a while, why did you two start fighting again! Entertainment superstars and literary saints can be copied in half for five thousand years, which is enough for you to copy. Why eat alone? You also incite fans to riot offline, what do you want to do? World war? I am a villain, and you still expect me to rush to the scene to put out fires and mediate disputes every day? And you, you are such a good heroine, why are you pestering me every day? The villain is very vulgar and doesn't know anything about love like the protagonist. I only use money to show love, I don't know how to coax people and I don't want to, I just want to go home and experience college life!

2 爸 Dad, Please Try a Little Harder Dr. SilverUrban477k WordsCompleted 0Votes23.9kRecs127.2kFans

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After the college entrance examination, Qian Quan was about to confess to the goddess, but he watched helplessly as the goddess was snatched away by a rich second-generation classmate. At this time, he awakened to the "tiger father has no dog son" system. [Ding, the system detects that your father has received a bonus of 3,000 yuan, and rewards you with 30,000 yuan! [Ding, the system has detected that your father is practicing Wing Chun and will reward you with Grandmaster Wing Chun! [Ding, the system detected that your father made a winning shot in the school basketball game and will reward you with professional basketball skills! … Ah this? Dad, please try harder. It's better to roll your baby than to roll yourself!

3 主 Streamer, Stop Lying: Your Name Is Zhang San Forget Worries AUrban372k WordsOngoing 0Votes1.1kRecs78.2kFans

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After rebirth, Jiang Han gained a popularity system, which increased his popularity and could be exchanged for various skills. So he started a live broadcast and demonstrated how to unlock the door. He can easily open various locks, and fans call him a craftsman. Until he opened the difficult lock, netizens couldn't sit still. "Mr. Jiang, are you still short of people? I am a bodyguard and I can fight thieves." "Anchor, can I join you?" Seeing the barrage of netizens, Jiang Han was about to say something when messages appeared one after another, and netizens suddenly panicked. "XX Bank has paid attention to the anchor." "X City Police have paid attention to the anchor." "X City Prison has paid attention to the anchor."

4 我 I Really Want to Fail! Six Layers of Ice and FireUrban1.3M WordsCompleted 0Votes39kRecs125.2kFans

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Pu Jie is known as the king of online new media, the writer who understands readers best, a revolutionary in novice literature, a top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, one of the ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the first person to export Chinese culture to the world in the 21st century. Invited to interview with China's No. 1 Radio. Reporter: "Mr. Pu, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to accept this interview. Is there anything you want to say to our readers?" Pu Jie: "Thank you for the invitation. I'm in Amerikan. I just got off the plane. As for what I want to say... Well, I don't have anything." Reporter: "How did you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?" Faced with this problem, Pu Jie pondered for a while: "I'm actually just a throwaway. I really don't want to be that good." Reporter:? Pu Jie: "If you read my books again, I will die of poverty." Reporter:? ? Pu Jie: "Okay, I know you don't believe this statement, so I'll make it up." Reporter:? ? ? Pu Jie stood up: "I am a person who has been sensible since I was a child. I know that I have no roots and no family, and I have no choice but to succeed." Reporter: "Mr. Pu, calm down." Pu Jie blushed: "You are amazing, you are noble, everyone likes you, do you know what kind of torture I suffered? Just because I have no money and power. I just want to pounce on the street, I want to pounce to the highest level, I want to make a big pounce! " The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said: "Sure enough, behind every successful person, there is a tragic past."

5 让 You Asked Me to Make a Game, So Why Am I Making a Blockbuster? Diving GuobaGaming1.2M WordsCompleted 0Votes26.2kRecs220.5kFans

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"As a professional game designer, is it okay if the CG animations are better looking and the special effects are more realistic?" "Don't get me wrong, it's really just a promotional video." At a large game exhibition, Chen Lin said seriously to the camera. Player A: "No, you take a 2D game promotion video and turn it into an epic blockbuster. Is this really good?" Player B: "Others make CG to promote games, but you make games to promote CG, right?" Originally, the players were almost ready to believe Chen Lin's words. But when a series of game promotional videos such as "Resident Evil", "Wild Cousin", "Cyberpunk", "Sekiro", and "Outer Wilds" were released, they couldn't stand it anymore. After buying games and movies, making two money at once, is this something that people can do? The 2 million-word masterpiece "Lords of All People: My Troops Have Mutated" has been completed. Please feel free to collect and read it.