Specially Brewed Henbane Soup: Lighthearted Comedy 特制风茄汤之轻松搞笑文

1 最 The Ultimate Anti-Trope System 最强反套路系统 Supreme Commoner太上布衣Xianxia4.5M WordsCompleted The ultimate master of schemes: I hit back with a scheme of my own, sweeping across the cultivation world without a rival. Tell me, who else can compare? Life and death are no big deal. If you won't back down, then fight! “Kid, when I first started pulling schemes, you were still wearing split-crotch pants!” Xu Que set out on the path of scheming. Every day, he was either plotting a scheme or on his way to pull one off! 1Votes895.8kRecs1.3MFans

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The ultimate anti-routine, I counter with a routine that sweeps across the cultivation world without equal. I ask you, who else can stand against me? Take life and death lightly, and fight if you disagree! "Young people, when I started using these tricks, you were still wearing open-crotch pants!" Xu Que embarked on a path of routines, spending every day either using routines or on his way to using routines!

2 反 A Rebirth That Defies the Usual Tropes 反套路重生 Flat Layer平层Sci-Fi1.3M WordsCompleted I wasn't reborn, and I don't have a System. All I have is a world full of enemies. The real reborn person even says I'll become a chaotic, treacherous warlord who will overturn the Great Qian and dominate the stars. But I don't think that's a problem. Kill the real reborn person, and then I'm the real one. Tell the most outrageous lie ever, and make the world dance to its tune! Everyone in the world, listen carefully: I, Qingdi, have been reborn! My words are the future, and my actions are justi 1Votes62.5kRecs237.8kFans

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I have neither been reborn nor have a system; all I have are enemies all over the world. The real reborn one also said that I would become a treacherous hero who would overthrow the Great Qian Dynasty and dominate the starry sky. However, I don't think it's a big problem. If I eliminate the real reborn one, then I will be the real one. Tell a colossal lie and make the world dance! Everyone in the world is listening attentively to me: I, the Azure Emperor, have been reborn! My words define the future, my actions define justice. As a reborn individual with a system, I would never deceive anyone. I will definitely lead everyone out of our home planet and dominate the galaxy. Any enemy that stands in my way is a common enemy of the whole world. I've finished speaking. Who agrees? Who disagrees?

3 日 An Ordinary Vampire's Life 日常系血族 Wild Goose Flying Over the Desert漠上飞鸿Light Novel977k WordsCompleted What should you keep in mind as a vampire? Ahem... Obey the law and love life! This is a story about the everyday life of a vampire. 1Votes73.4kRecs231.3kFans

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What should a vampire be aware of? Cough cough... Obey the law and love life! This is a story about the daily life of a vampire. Book club: 970381931 Group 2: 634750173

4 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! 大王饶命 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A car accident changes high school student Lu Shu’s life. When the age of spiritual qi revival arrives, he’s determined to lead the way. Survival of the fittest. The victor rules. … 152Votes11.6MRecs5.4MFans

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High school student Lü Shu's life is changed by a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy revival arrives, he wants to be a leader of this era. Survival of the fittest, the winner takes all.

5 就 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气 Autumn Knife Slashes Fish秋刀斩鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment- 0Votes273.5kRecs252.1kFans

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He's a eunuch for copying books. He's always stirring up trouble. He's the universally condemned "Eunuch King," and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! —Tang Jian: "Sigh, I'm desperate too! Ever since I acquired the [Invincible System That Makes People Infuriated and Is Unresponsive], I feel restless if I don't infuriate someone for even a minute!" —A word of caution before you start: The beginning is a bit toxic. This is a lighthearted and humorous novel with positive energy! If you click on it, you'll find that this book is quite funny, hilarious, touching, and quite enjoyable! P. S.: My completed novel of the same genre, *Master of Chinese Entertainment*, is passable. My new book, *The Prodigal Director*, is currently being serialized...

6 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632