King of the Pitch: Passionate Football Fiction, Part 2: Players 绿茵之王：热血【足球⚽】文之②【球员】篇

1 绿 Life on the Pitch 绿茵人生 Half-Life Wanderer半世散人Sports1.9M WordsCompleted Themes: soccer, competition, Liverpool. The Premier League, the Champions League, the World Cup. 0Votes165.6kRecs88.2kFans

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Subject: Football, Matches, Liverpool. Premier League, Champions League, World Cup.

2 足EN This Is How Football Should Be Played 足球应该像我这样踢 A Plump Peach一颗胖桃Sports3.2M WordsCompleted Moric: What do you call that move you used to send me tumbling yesterday? Lu Yang: The Messi-Bojan dribble. Moric: Was it invented by someone named Messi-Bojan? Lu Yang: No, it was pulled off by a guy named Messi. He sent Boateng, the world's best center-back, sprawling. Moric: Why won't you wear the number seven shirt, a symbol of glory? Lu Yang: 0Votes68.8kRecs189.7kFans

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[New book "I'm Really Not a Red Devil" begins updating. Synopsis: I'm in Manchester United, but the system insists I'm playing for Manchester United.] Mori: What was the move you made to shake me down called yesterday? Lu Yang: Mei Bo is exceptional. Morridge: Was it invented by a man named Maybo? Lu Yang: No, it was a guy named Messi who made the play; he dribbled past the world's number one defender, Boateng. Moric: Why are you unwilling to wear the number seven jersey, which symbolizes glory? Lu Yang: Because of Real Madrid, there will be no more farewells! Once I put on that jersey, I'm afraid I'll turn into a ruthless nuclear weapon! Moric: Lu, that bicycle kick you scored from outside the penalty area yesterday was so cool! How did you do that? Lu Yang: It's simple, don't call me Lu, call me Ibu! Moric: How did you manage to save five penalties in one game? Lu Yang: This all started when I drew the Saint Toldo Time Card... Lu Yang: Okay, you've asked me so many questions, now it's my turn to ask you. Don't you think that kid Baizami looks a lot like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and Majin Buu? Baizami: Brother Lu, are you calling me ugly? Lu Yang: Don't talk nonsense, this is the highest praise we can give to a young striker!

3 绿 The Clumsy Striker 绿茵傻腰 Gold Seal金印Sports2.3M WordsCompleted Genius or idiot? What kind of storm will a teenage boy with an IQ of just 69 and a mild intellectual disability unleash when he steps onto the pitch? He leaves La Masia and rises to fame in the British Isles. Yi Le sets out on his own path to becoming a midfield maestro! 0Votes334.9kRecs166.2kFans

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My new book, "The All-Round Center," has been released. Please support me! Genius or mentally challenged? What kind of storm will a teenager with a mild intellectual disability and an IQ of only 69 points stir up when he steps onto the football field? It originated in La Masia and rose to prominence in the British Isles. Yi Le is on his way to becoming a midfield maestro!

4 禁 The King of the Penalty Area 禁区之雄 Listening to the Waves in the Forest林海听涛Sports5.1M WordsCompleted He's one of the most controversial players in world football. His achievements on the pitch speak for themselves, but he's also impulsive, arrogant, and obnoxious. He shoves referees, provokes opponents, and starts brawls... He gives referees a headache. He gives opposing defenders and goalkeepers a headache. He even gives both his own manager and the opposing manager a headache... He has the media chasing after him like mad. He delights fans with his goals. He's a mix of angel and devil. For ev 0Votes601.5kRecs289.2kFans

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He is a controversial player in world football. His achievements on the field are undeniable, but at the same time, his impulsiveness and arrogance make him disliked; he shoved the referee, provoked opponents, and instigated fights… He gave the referee a headache, he gave the opposing defenders and goalkeeper a headache, and he even gave himself and the opposing coach a headache... He became the subject of a media frenzy. He delighted the fans with his goals. He is a combination of angel and devil; for every person who hates him, there is someone who loves him just as much. In the words of France Football: "He is the most unique tall man on the modern football field!" But Tran Anh Hung felt that none of this was a big deal and that there was no need to make a fuss. "Who do you think I am? I am Chen Yingxiong!" Watch out! A male has appeared!

5 从 Starting as Real Madrid's Defensive Midfielder 从皇马踢后腰开始 Darkness's Number One Glutton黑暗第一吃货Sports1.9M WordsCompleted At first, he was an utterly ordinary defensive midfielder. Then, by chance, he picked up a little playmaking, learned to drive forward with the ball, and even mastered a few free kicks. And that was when the football world got lively. Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo loved him. He was handsome and had a way with words, but more importantly, he covered for them so they could focus on at 0Votes75.7kRecs459kFans

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My new book, "Starting from Neymar's Dribbling Skills After His Leg Broken," has been released. Please support it! Someone started out as an unremarkable defensive midfielder. Later, he happened to learn some organization, some ball control and ball movement, and some free kicks. And so the football world became lively. Kaka and Ronaldo like him a lot because he is good-looking and speaks nicely. More importantly, he can clean up their messes so they can focus on attacking from the front. Messi both loves and hates him because he says he respects him, but he always gets really excited when playing against Barcelona or him! All number eight players enjoy working with him; his protection is ubiquitous, and his ability to withstand pressure is unparalleled in football. He is a super shield in front of the center-backs, the best partner for the midfielders, and a solid shield behind the forwards. Xabi Alonso is his mentor, Mourinho is his boss, and Bosco is his underling. Whenever a reporter asks him how he grew up, he tells them: "You have to work really hard during training!" This is not him in Versailles. Because he truly worked his way up to the very end of the football world! It all started with a story of someone who was born with terrible luck...

6 被 What Happened After Barcelona Sold Me to Inter 被巴萨甩卖国米后的那些事儿 Noodles with Minced Meat Sauce臊子拌面Sports1.3M WordsCompleted The new book Starting as Evergrande's Defensive Midfielder has already passed ten thousand paid subscriptions. Everyone can click the author's avatar and start purchasing it. 2009! It was an era when tiki-taka ruled the game. It was also the era when Messi and Ronaldo had begun their rivalry as the two peerless stars. But! In this world proceeding along its original trajectory, a small accident occurred. Su Qin, who had clearly come through La Masia, was instead treated as a bonus item thrown in 0Votes60.7kRecs679.6kFans

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The new book, "Starting from Playing Defensive Midfielder at Evergrande," has already garnered 10,000 subscriptions. You can click on the author's profile picture to start reading. 2009! That was an era when TIKI-TIKA reigned supreme. That was also the era when Messi and Ronaldo had already begun their reign as unparalleled superstars. Only! In this world that is proceeding according to its original trajectory. A small accident occurred. Su Qin, who clearly debuted from La Masia, was treated as a bonus when Ibrahimovic was bought. And so, Su Qin, who only knew how to head the ball, was transformed by Mourinho into a target man. It's not just about headers. In that season when Mourinho became a legend. Su Qin has even brought the number 9 striker back to the top 10 position in world football! Messi is envious of such a fulcrum and wants to bring Su Qin back to Barcelona. Cristiano Ronaldo even praised Su Qin to the media, saying he was unstoppable in the penalty area. In that turbulent era. Left with no other choice, after becoming king at Inter Milan, Su Qin embraced a weeping Mourinho and boarded a private plane to the Bernabéu! Su Qin's story truly began from that day!

7 悍 The Iron Waist 悍腰 Gold Seal金印Sports3.7M WordsCompleted The football world has a hundred jokes, and my club has eighty of them! The Gunners, once dominant in the Premier League and record holders of 49 games unbeaten, began their decline. It was the start of the nightmare for countless Arsenal fans! “Our club,” “Nana,” “Europa League leaders,” “temperature-difference signings,” “selling the captain,” “fourth-place specialists,” and so on... The Gunners said goodbye to the Henry 2Votes90kRecs978kFans

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My new book, "The All-Around Center," has been released! Please support it! Of all the football jokes in the world, our factory has eight-tenths! The Arsenal, who once swept through the Premier League and achieved a 49-game unbeaten run, began to decline, marking the beginning of a nightmare for countless Arsenal fans! Our factory, Nana, Europa League leader, temperature difference signing, selling the captain, top-four maniac, etc... Arsenal bid farewell to the Henry era and sent Vieira away. Fans thought they were ushering in a new era, but reality told them that it was a traitor who had deceived them and stolen all their emotions! In August 2011, Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas left in a humiliating transfer, and at the same time, Arsenal welcomed the arrival of a young man! Wenger: "Do you want to be an ordinary defender, or a world-class midfielder?" Everything started to change from here...

8 签EN After Signing with AC Milan, I Started Slacking Off 签约AC米兰后，我开摆了 Burying Love, Ye Liangchen葬爱叶良辰Sports5.5M WordsCompleted Lao Ye has a new book out. Title: If You’re Brothers, Come Play Soccer Kaka: Huang was the biggest hero of the Istanbul night, even if he didn’t play much. Ancelotti: Huang is a super talent. It’s a shame he’s not in great shape. Maldini: Huang is the team’s most important player. I recommend the club renew his contract for another five years. Barcelona: To show our sincerity in signing Huang Kaiwen, we’ve decided to offer his cousin a salary of one million euros a year. Milan’s team doctors are 9Votes232.9kRecs361.3kFans

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Old Ye has started a new book: "If You're a Brother, Come Play Football" Kaka: Huang was the biggest contributor to the Istanbul night, even though he didn't play much. Ancelotti: Huang is a super talent, but unfortunately his health isn't very good. Maldini: Huang is the most important player in the team, and I suggest that the club extend his contract for another 5 years. Barcelona: In order to sign Huang Kaiwen, we decided to sign his cousin with an annual salary of 1 million euros as a sign of sincerity. The veterinarian in Milan is not good, but he will not get injured when he comes to Barcelona. Bayern Munich: We have a miracle doctor! Huang Kaiwen, the biggest slacker in football. From slacking off every day to being forced to play every now and then, he was eventually forced to become the team's savior.