King of the Pitch: Passionate Football Fiction, Part 2: Players

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Topics: Football, Matches, Liverpool. Premier League, Champions League, World Cup.

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[The new book "I'm Really Not a Red Devil" has been updated. Introduction: People are in Manchester United, but the system does not say it is Manchester United] Moliqi: What was the name of the move you made when you knocked me down yesterday? Lu Yang: Meibo is extraordinary. Morici: Was it invented by a man named Mable? Lu Yang: No, it was kicked out by a man named Messi. He knocked down Boateng, the world's number one defender. Moric: Why don't you want to wear the No. 7 Jersey that symbolizes glory? Lu Yang: Because if we say goodbye to Real Madrid, we will never meet again! Once I put on that jersey, I'm afraid I'll turn into a murderous Nuke Seven! Moliqi: Lu, the upside-down golden hook you scored outside the penalty area yesterday was so cool. How did you do it? Lu Yang: It's very simple, don't call me Lu, call me Ibrahimovic! Moric: How did you save five penalties in one game? Lu Yang: This starts with the time card when I drew Santo Toldo... Lu Yang: Okay, you've asked me so many questions, now it's my turn to ask you. Have you ever thought that boy Bayizami looks a lot like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Majin Buu? Bayizami: Brother Lu, are you scolding me for being ugly? Lu Yang: Don't talk nonsense, this is the biggest compliment we can give to young forwards!

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The new book has been released, "Almighty Center" seeks support! Genius or retarded? When a mildly mentally retarded teenager with an IQ of only 69 points steps onto the green field, what kind of storm will he stir up? He left La Masia and emerged in the British Peninsula. Yile is on his way to becoming a midfield master of his own!

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He is a controversial player in world football. His achievements on the court are obvious to all, but at the same time he is impulsive and arrogant and annoying. He pushes the referee, provokes opponents, and causes fights... He gives the referee a headache, he gives the opponent's defenders and goalkeepers a headache, he even gives himself and the opponent's head coach a headache... He makes the media chase them crazy. He delighted the fans with his goals. He is a combination of angel and devil. As much as some people hate him, some people like him. In the words of "French Football": "He is the most distinctive big man on the contemporary green field!" But Chen Yingxiong thinks these are nothing special, so don't make a fuss. "Who do you think I am? I am Chen Yingxiong!" Be careful! Pay attention when the male appears!

5 从 Starting as Real Madrid's Defensive Midfielder Darkness's Number One GluttonSports1.9M WordsCompleted 0Votes125.6kRecs458.5kFans

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The new book "Starting from getting Neymar's dribbling after a broken leg" has been released, please give me your support! Someone starts out as a mediocre defensive midfielder. Later, he happened to learn some organization, some pushing with the ball, and some free kicks. So the football world became lively. Kaká and Cristiano Ronaldo like him very much because he is good-looking and well-spoken. More importantly, he can help them wipe their butts so that they can attack with peace of mind in the frontcourt. Messi loves and hates him because he talks about respect, but always gets excited when he beats Barcelona and himself on the court! All No. 8 Players like to work with him. His protection is everywhere and his ability to withstand pressure is the best in football. He is a super barrier in front of the central defender, the best partner of the midfielders, and a solid shield behind the forward. Xavi Alonso is his teacher, Mourinho is his BOSS, and Bo 100 million is his younger brother. Whenever a reporter asked him how he grew up, he would tell him: "You have to work hard when training!" This was not him at Versailles. Because he really reached the football finale step by step! All of this has to start with the story of a born non-chief...

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The new book "Starting from Evergrande Playing as a Defensive Midfielder" has already been ordered. You can click on the author's avatar to start killing. 2009! That was the era of TIKI-TIKA. That was also the era when Melo and Melo had begun their unparalleled double arrogance. Only! In this world that is proceeding according to its original trajectory. A little accident occurred. Su Qin, who obviously made his debut in La Masia, was treated as a bonus when buying Ibrahimovic. In this way, Su Qin, who could only header the ball, was transformed into a fulcrum center by Mourinho. Not just headers. In that season when Mourinho became a god. Su Qin even brought No. 9 Zhanzhuang back to the T0 position in world football! Messi is eager for such a fulcrum and wants to drag Su Qin back to Barcelona. Ronaldo even praised Su Qin in front of the media for being unstoppable in the penalty area. And in that turbulent era. Su Qin had no choice. After becoming the king of Inter Milan, he hugged the crying Mourinho and boarded a special plane to the Bernabeu! Su Qin's story really begins from that day!

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The new book "All-round Center" has been released! Please support! Football jokes kill one stone, and our factory owns eight buckets! The Arsenal, which once swept the Premier League and set a 49-game unbeaten streak, began to sink. That was the beginning of the nightmare for countless Arsenal fans! Our factory, Nana, European League leader, temperature difference sign, selling captain, fighting for the four madmen, etc... The Gunners bid farewell to the Henry era and sent away Vieira. The fans thought that a new era was ushering in, but the reality told them that it was a traitor who deceived all their feelings! In August 2011, Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas left in a humiliating transfer. At the same time, Arsenal welcomed a teenager to join him! Wenger: "Do you want to be an ordinary defender or a world-class midfielder?" Everything starts to change from here...

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Lao Ye has published a new book titled: "We Are Brothers Let's Play Football" Kaka: Huang is the biggest contributor to the Istanbul night, although he played less. Ancelotti: Huang is a super genius, but unfortunately he is not in good health. Maldini: Huang is the most important player on the team. I suggest the club renew his contract for another five years. Barcelona: In order to sign Huang Kevin, we decided to sign his cousin with an annual salary of 1 million euros to show our sincerity. Milan's veterinarians are not good, and he will not be injured when he comes to Barcelona. Bayern Munich: We have a miracle doctor! Huang Kaiwen, the biggest bastard in football. From fishing every day, to being forced to play every now and then, he was finally forced to become the team's savior.