Targeted Rants About Books, Updated Regularly~ 有的放矢吐槽书单～滚动更新

1 我 Why Wouldn’t I, a Slime, Want to Become a Peerless Demon King? 我史莱姆何尝不想成为盖世魔王 Snowstorm of a Thousand Cat Lanterns风雪千猫灯Light Novel2.1M WordsCompleted Across the vast Sea of Dreams, above layer upon layer of miracles and splendor, transcendent beings follow the path of ascension, guided by their ultimate desires like lanterns. The supreme beings wield authority, illuminating all directions with their grandeur as they ascend into godhood. But even gods are not the ultimate destination. They continue striving toward greater perfection and ideals, within the Void Source and above the Sea of Dreams, forever without end. “So... Your Majesty Ebor, a 0Votes30.6kRecs86.9kFans

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In the vast sea of ​​dreams, amidst layers of miracles and splendor, the extraordinary, guided by their ultimate desires, traverse the path of ascension. The Supreme Beings hold power, and because of their greatness they shine in all directions, they are elevated to Godhood. But even the gods are not the ultimate. They continue to strive for greater perfection and ideals, in the void, above the sea of ​​dreams, without end. "So... Your Majesty Iber, as the most powerful slime in history, what exactly is your motivation for becoming stronger?" Many years later, when faced with questions from visiting celestial messengers, Iber, now standing at the pinnacle of the Dream Realm, recalled that afternoon when he was just born, stuffed into a golden toilet by his creator, and then flushed down the sewer... After a long silence, He said in a somber tone: "It's a toilet. A golden toilet." Messenger:"???"

2 我 I'm Not a Supporting Character in a Pokemon Novel 我才不是精灵文配角 Crazy Silence疯狂沉默Light Novel3.8M WordsCompleted Li Xiang, a seasoned corporate drone, returns to the age of eleven and discovers he’s arrived in the Pokemon world of his dreams. But before he can enjoy his good fortune for long, he finds himself with a best friend named Lin Feng: a handsome, refined boy from an ordinary family, with both parents alive and a younger sister. Stunned, Li Xiang takes stock of his own situation and realizes in disbelief: 1Votes156.2kRecs420.5kFans

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My new book, "My Card Taming Game," has been released. Please support it! Li, a seasoned office worker, wants to return to his eleven-year-old self and finds himself in the Pokémon world he's always dreamed of. But before he could be happy for long, he discovered that he had a close friend named Lin Feng, whose parents were still alive, who was handsome, had a younger sister, and came from an ordinary family. Startled, he then considered his own situation and discovered in disbelief— "Am I going to be a minor character who disappears later in the novel?" Unable to accept this, Li Xiang is determined to launch a counterattack against fate! (Note before reading: The setting of this book is a combination of game, anime, manga, side stories, and personal settings.) Keywords: Pokémon, Pocket Monsters, Pokémon, Pokémon Special Episode There's already a completed book with 2.8 Million words; the author's integrity is guaranteed.

3 诸 Myriad Worlds: My Skills Are Anything but Proper 诸天：我的技能不正经 Not Mario不是马里奥Infinite Myriad Worlds2.9M WordsCompleted Martial arts enchantment, painless kidney harvesting, the succubus cultivation method, the Long-Life Technique for Those Who Worship Me, the Reverse Two-Elements Soul-Transfer Curse... What kind of divine skills are these? The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Blossoms, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Joy of Life, Twin of Brothers, Storm Riders, and The Blade of the Snowy Mountain (completed). The Knockout (ongoing) Chu Pingsheng watches the trembling protagonists and s 1Votes106.8kRecs290.6kFans

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Martial arts imbued with magic, painless kidney-splitting, succubus-raising technique, lick me for immortality, reverse Yin-Yang soul-shifting spell... What kind of divine skills are these? The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Blossoms, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Joy of Life, Twin Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, Storm Riders, and The Sword and the Snow (completed). The Great Feng Night Watchman (in progress) Chu Pingsheng looked at the trembling, cautious main and supporting characters from various film and television worlds and tried his best to extend his goodwill: "I won't use my skills on you, really." Simply put, this is a story about a time traveler who lets himself go in various worlds. P. S.: For those experiencing a reading slump, check out my 6 million-word masterpiece, "Wandering in the World of Film and Television."

4 一 A Failure Like Me Can Only Become the Pirate King 一事无成的我只能去当海贼王 The Tiger Who Loves Salted Fish爱吃咸鱼的老虎Light Novel2.6M WordsCompleted Norton Sage has always had a dream: to become a wealthy landowner, possess a vast territory, have many people depend on him for their livelihoods, hire a few secretaries, and employ a gang of underlings, so he could throw his weight around when there was trouble and watch dances and listen to music when there was not... With the Fist of the North Star cheat ability brought by his transmigration, he felt this would be no problem. Unfortunately, his luck was a little poor... He tried to become the 0Votes190.7kRecs546.4kFans

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Norton Sager had always dreamed of becoming a wealthy landowner, owning vast territories, having many people depend on him for their livelihood, hiring secretaries and a group of henchmen, wielding power and influence when needed, and indulging in lavish entertainment... With the 'Fist of the North Star' cheat code brought by his time travel, he felt it wouldn't be a problem. It's just that I had some bad luck... He went to be a king of farmers, but reaped nothing. Go be the fishing king, and you'll never catch anything. Bodyguard King, Bounty King, Mercenary King... None of them will do! Then you'll have no choice but to become the Pirate King!

5 说EN I Was Told to Make Bad Games, So What's This Titanfall Nonsense? 说好制作烂游戏，泰坦陨落什么鬼 Ibuprofen Warrior布洛芬战士Gaming2.3M WordsCompleted New book: You Were Told to Cultivate Immortality, So How Did You Become the Ancestor of Gaming? Now available! [I’m Shen Miaomiao, and from the start, I’m forced to take over a game company.] Luckily, the Rebate System awakens just in time. Whenever the company loses money, the System reimburses me tenfold! So this young chairwoman’s goal is to run the company into the ground and achieve financial freedom! [I’m Gu Sheng, and from the start, I transmigrate into the body of a game designer.] Lucki 8Votes190kRecs1.4MFans

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My new book, "I Taught You to Cultivate Immortality, But You Became the Ancestor of Games?", Has been released! I, Shen Miaomiao, was forced to take over a game company at the start of the story. Fortunately, the rebate system woke up in time, and as long as the company incurs losses, the system will compensate with ten times the rebate! Therefore, this young female CEO's goal is—to destroy the company! And achieve financial freedom! I, Gu Sheng, transmigrated into the body of a game designer at the start of my life. Fortunately, the Game Vault system has been awakened. As long as we keep producing hit games, we can ascend to the throne of the King of Games! Therefore, the goal of this game director is—to grow bigger and stronger! To create new glories! When a do-drift CEO meets a seasoned designer, the company's style gradually becomes more abstract— "You said mech games are unpopular? What the heck is this Titanfall?" "What happened to the supposedly bad market for horror games? What's going on with Outlast?" "What happened to the promise that second-generation shooters are easy to lose money on? You're even remaking Call of Duty?" Looking at the financial report showing profits across the board, Shen Miaomiao's head was buzzing. Unable to afford to lose even a single penny, she had no choice but to steel herself! "From this moment on! Torture the players mercilessly!" She refused to believe she couldn't lose this money! Upon hearing this, Gu Sheng unfolded the stack of proposals in his hand: "Boss, what do you think—Black, Blood, Benevolence, Wolf... Which one should we make first?"

6 华 Chinese Entertainment, 1997 华娱1997 A Little Plumper胖一点Urban3.4M WordsCompleted In early 1997, Cao Xuan, who has the memories of a seasoned entertainment writer from the future, appears in Water Margin, the last of CCTV’s Four Great Classical Novels adaptations. The most handsome Ximen Qing in history is born... 2Votes386.2kRecs749.9kFans

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In early 1997, Cao Xuan, who is remembered by veteran entertainment editors, starred in the last of CCTV's Four Great Classical Novels, "Water Margin". The most handsome Ximen Qing in history has been revealed...

7 这EN This Text Adventure Game Is Seriously Cursed 这个文字冒险游戏绝对有毒 Seven Characters, Five Colors七字五彩Sci-Fi3.1M WordsCompleted It all begins when the protagonist downloads a game called The Fool (Beta). From that moment on, his life takes a completely different turn. It's a text adventure game so crude it has no graphics or music, just lines of text and countless choices. Yet every choice in the game affects the player's fate, because on the other side of the game lies a real, unknown world! Players cannot enter the other world or see what it looks like. They can only experience what the game character sees and hears at 1Votes178kRecs920.5kFans

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It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta)". From then on, his life took a completely different turn. A text adventure game so simple it has no graphics, no music, just lines of text and countless choices. But every choice you make will affect your fate, because on the other side of the game lies a real, unknown world! Players cannot enter the other world, nor can they see its scenery. They can only experience what the game character sees and hears in the other world through text. As the game progresses, not only do the rewards in the game materialize in reality, but various strange creatures from the game also begin to appear in the real world. Until one day, the game was released for global open beta. An era has quietly begun in which everyone explores and hunts for treasure in another world through 'text adventure'!

8 仙 The Immortal Just Wants to Lie Low 仙人只想躺着 Pork Heart and Shrimp猪心虾仁Urban2.5M WordsCompleted With the spiritual qi revival, faith comes first. Some impersonate the Heavenly Father, Buddha, or the gods and immortals, hoping to attain the Dao through false belief. Some publish autobiographies, believing they are legends in their own right and have no need to borrow someone else’s name. Others become celebrities, idols, and every other kind of figure people worship, convinced that even counterfeit faith is still faith. Li Yi has returned, too. He was not reincarnated; he simply returned to 25Votes162.3kRecs1.3MFans

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The revival of spirituality begins with faith. Some people impersonate the Heavenly Father, Buddha, or deities, attempting to attain enlightenment through false faith. Others publish autobiographies, believing themselves to be legends and needing no connection to others. Still others become celebrities, idols, or anything else that inspires worship, believing that even the most illusory faith is still faith. Li Yi also returned; he wasn't reincarnated, he simply returned to his own body. Having lived for 5,700 years, he was tired and weary. He had seen all the world's splendor, and he had suppressed all those who were his equals. He was an immortal in the world, he was Li Changsheng. Now he is Li Yi, and all he wants to do is lie down. Then he became known as an immortal in the eyes of the world. This time he did nothing but lie quietly at home. The New Bible, the Great Thunder Sound Book, the Autobiography of the Sword God, the Autobiography of Tianxue, the Autobiography of Qingxuan... Countless powerful figures have written accounts of their deeds, but they all share one ending: the immortal Li Changsheng. No matter how brilliant or talented someone is, they will eventually stop in front of him. Li Yi: What does Li Changsheng's business have to do with me, Li Yi?

9 重 Reborn in the Great Era of 1993 重生大时代之1993 March Bamboo三月麻竹Urban3.4M WordsCompleted The story of Zhang Xuan, who becomes a literary giant after being reborn. 41Votes460.5kRecs1.3MFans

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My new book (My 1991) has been released. Welcome to add it to your collection and read it! The story of Zhang Xuan's rebirth and his becoming a literary giant.

10 全 Versatile Mage: I Am Mo Fan's Sister 全职法师之我是莫凡他姐 A Clear Crow Over a Cold Pool清鸦过寒潭Light Novel3.0M WordsCompleted The ancient East... The mighty Dragon God takes flight once more! The Vermilion Bird's cry rings across the world! A celestial nest rests atop Mount Kunlun, a nine-story demon tower stands tall, and a jade-faced beauty smiles within the Jade Terrace. True dragons roar, ancient Titan gods stir, Behemoths emerge, and ancient totems return. The Hellfire Gate, the Nazca Lines, the divine eye's hidden secrets, and the powers of the planes all appear in the world. As the years become history, how many 1Votes44.4kRecs77.4kFans

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Ancient East... The mighty dragon god soars once more! The cry of the Vermilion Bird resounded throughout the world! On Kunlun Mountain stands a heavenly nest, a nine-story demon tower, and within the Jade Terrace, a jade-faced woman smiles. The roar of true dragons, the ancient Titans, the behemoths, and the reappearance of ancient totems. The Gates of Hellfire, the Nazca Lines, the divine eye knows all, the authority over planes manifests in the world. As time goes by, history is etched into the past; how much of the ancient land has been buried by the yellow sands? The oceans are ravaged, threatening to overthrow humankind! The rooftops of the sea, land, and air are gradually awakening, displaying their power to change the world. Darkness is about to descend upon this world, but light will soon arrive as scheduled. The saints have passed away, and the angels have lost their original intentions. The ancient prophecy has a different ending. Who can mend the flaws in the heavens single-handedly?! This is just a little fantasy of Qingya, meant to make up for some unfulfilled feelings. A newbie on the road, a journey to pursue dreams, just for my own amusement. Please don't be offended if you don't like it; it's simply a fanfiction. This book is also known as: "My Little Sister is Growing Up," "Sister, Please Love Me Again," "My Brother Mo Fan Has the Appearance of a Magic God," "The Ordinary Life of Retired Old Mo," "The Legend of Ying Ge: Full-Time Magician"... Ugh, Mo Yingge, I love you! Wishing all my book lovers good health and longevity! Love you all!!!