Brother, you really expect Orochimaru to help you get things done.
Didn't he build a sound ninja village? I think he has experience in this area.
Orochimaru is a cold-hearted person and will not really cooperate with you.
Orochimaru is unreliable, who can I rely on, Sarutobi Hiruzen?
It's even more unreliable. Who would be a serious person to peek at someone taking a shower? Are you peeking in?
I don't peek! Do you peek?
I don't peek either!
Despicable! (Clink glasses!)
Orochimaru is unreliable, and neither is Sarutobi Hiruzen. Who can I rely on?
I, we, we from the multiverse...
When Levi woke up, he found that he had traveled through time, and found that he had come to an extremely dangerous world...
Holding the newspaper in his hand and looking at the headline "The End of the Mutants" on the front page, Levi rubbed his temples vigorously and muttered to himself: "Are the mutants gone now?"
Turning to the second page of the newspaper and seeing the tidbits about Tony Stark, Levi pinched his thigh and said helplessly: "The purple sweet potato spirit will come, I have traveled through time, it must be the 50% that survived, right?"
After putting down the newspaper and watching his farmer boss John Rambo return with a girl on horseback, Levi stood up and shouted loudly: "Boss, I am already a shooting champion. If there are aliens who want to fight us, can I survive?"
John Rambo was riding a horse and looked at Levi, who suddenly became nervous. He twisted the corners of his mouth like a stroke and said in a deep voice: "It's definitely not enough to have good marksmanship. You also have to find a group of capable guys..."
Levi sat down with his mouth smacked, looked at the contents of the newspaper, and murmured to himself: "A guy with enough energy? Where can I find a guy with enough energy?"
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This is a story that is a series of movies and TV series, with Marvel movies as the main line. The protagonist cheats and recruits others to form an alliance of marginalized people, happily save the world, and find a way to survive on his own.
What should you pay attention to as a vampire?
Ahem...
Obey the law and love life!
This is a story about the daily life of a vampire.
Book Club Group: 970381931
Group Two: 634750173
Xie Yuan, a second-generation scumbag who is still at the bottom of the world of "Mass Effect", was saved by a system called "Adventure" when he was about to die during a pirate invasion. In order to return the favor of saving his life, he had to work as a mercenary in various game worlds to seize luck or important objects for the system. For this reason, he browsed:
The CTOS system of "Watch Dogs",
Nova 6 in "Call of Duty 5" and "Call of Duty 7",
Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain's versatile parasite
The T virus, G virus, V virus, and Sunflower original virus of "Resident Evil 0", "Resident Evil 1", and "Resident Evil 3"
Fallout: 3/New Vegas/4's alien ships, Rift weapons and android technology
The cyberspace of "Cyberpunk 2077"...
But Xie Yuan also has his own ambitions. He wants to climb to a higher level of life through this system. Although he is exploited by the system for this reason, he believes that the one who laughs last is the happiest... Until he discovers that the secret of the truth lies in the Andromeda universe.
Meng Lang sighed after reading his autobiography for the first time.
"My life shouldn't be like this..."
Read it for the Nth time.
"Is my life just like this?"
Read it for the 100*N time.
"This world... Should be like this!"
[The relaxed daily life of a young literary man saving the world]
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There is already a 2.2 Million-word boutique novel "Super Mothership", welcome to read it.
"Why is this fireball technique green?"
"Well... Because I added poison gas to it."
"What about the Ice Pick Technique? Why did you fall to the ground after being hit? Is it also poisonous?"
"No, it's just a strong anesthetic."
"What about the magical girl apprentice you summoned? Why does she still know Taekwondo?"
"How normal, girls have to learn some skills to defend themselves..."
"??? So you don't make cards according to the rules at all?"
In the void, the world is divided into three types: the illusion world, the mortal world, and the punishment world (hell)
People explore the fantasy world and live in the mortal world, but few people know about the world of punishment, and those who know it only say: it is hell, the place where the wicked are punished.
Luo Huai: "So... I just made a little innovation in my first time travel. As for the direct treatment of the protagonist?... Although the big guys over there are very friendly."
This is the leisurely daily life of a newbie wandering between the three realms.
It's also the author's random otherworldly delusion.
PS: It contains game elements such as [Minecraft] (mainly) and [Hearthstone], and some features have been slightly modified. Players are welcome to enter.
In addition, please look at some of the slightly exaggerated plots in this article with a relaxed attitude - they are "unrealistic delusions" after all, otherwise my "relaxed" label will be meaningless...
--[New book] "The Legend of Fang Ren's Cultivation of Immortality" has been released. Let's bravely enter the world of immortality with the ability of MC Fang Ren!
Popular introduction: This book is also known as "It's quite straightforward because the protagonist doesn't like to use his brain", "What to do if I'm short and useless", "Proficient in all the eighteen martial arts", "What are the eighteen martial arts?" "Short but addicted to charging into battle" "What do the devil's martial arts schools teach"...
Introduction to the literary type: Can't write.
Pretentious introduction: I didn't write it down.
Outline introduction: Hmm... Forget it, there are too many to write down.
Readership: 771366096
Time is a ship, and some people like to regard the years in the early 1990s as the last journey of that innocent era. Jiang Che, who has long ceased to be innocent as the years change, returns against the tide, restarts 1992, and writes about a splendid youth that can finally be properly placed.
[Welcome to join the Countercurrent Age of Innocence VIP Group 2: 497283806 (to join the group, you need to order all screenshots, I will try to talk more this time)]
Want to save someone? I can't even take care of myself!
And you are at the other end of time, and I am at this end of time, how can I save you?
Better save yourself! It's all up to you. But I can offer a little assistance.
The first part: urban background, story of cultivation, record of casual cultivation. (Completed)
Part Two: The Identity of the Grand Master and His Travels in the World. (It has been completed. Friends who keep books can start reading.)
Part 3: The great master behind the scenes, the cute little newcomer behind the scenes, and their dual identities on the road to enlightenment in the world. (In progress)