Funny Stories Without Clichés

1 我 I Have a Body Full of Passive Skills Staying Up Late to Eat ApplesEastern Fantasy9.1M WordsCompleted 168Votes505kRecs1MFans

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"Is the most powerful skill in the world a skill that needs to be actively used?" "Wrong! It's a passive skill!" "What is a passive skill?" "Passive skills are instant active skills. They are killer moves that no one will guard against. They are the ultimate trump card that only the dead can know!" "Can you make it easier to understand?" "The method of breathing, strength, perception..." "Haha, that's it?" Xu Xiaoshou tore apart the galaxy with a sword, and everyone was shocked. "..." "Is this called a passive skill?" "Yes, proficient in swordsmanship."

2 我 I Might Not Survive Three Chapters Not Phoenix EyesEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing 0Votes38.4kRecs58.9kFans

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Chu Du discovered that spiritual consciousness can not only transmit sounds, but also images! He used his spiritual consciousness to draw a pattern, which included character templates, a system mall, and system tasks! The second pattern is a chat frame called the Nine Provinces Immortals Group! The third copy is a comic strip, the theme of which is the story of a young man who rose up against the will of heaven and became a generation of Immortal Emperor, but finally died in a thunderstorm! The fourth and fifth officers... He smiled slightly and passed these patterns into other people's minds. Some people thought they were men with a system, some thought they had a chat group with immortals, some thought they were the reborn immortal emperor... Of course, Chu Du was only responsible for making up these things, and the issue of their uselessness had nothing to do with him! It is impossible to live three chapters, and it is impossible to live to the third chapter in this life. After all, besides seeking death, I have no other hobbies. I can die based on my own ability, so why should I continue to live? The only official readership of this book: 459711984

3 一 A Thought Through Eternity Er GenCultivation3.7M WordsCompleted 142Votes17.3MRecs9.2MFans

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One thought turns into a sea, one thought turns into a mulberry field. One thought can kill thousands of demons, one thought can kill thousands of immortals. Self-thought... Eternity This is the fourth novel "One Thought of Eternity" written by Ergen after "The Rebellion of Immortals", "Seeking Demons" and "I Want to Seal the Heaven"

4 我 I Just Don't Play by the Rules Seven PercentLight Novel2.6M WordsCompleted 6Votes647.9kRecs2.9MFans

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After a big battle, the beautiful senior sister shyly raised her face in front of you and slowly closed her eyes. At this time you... Option 1: Kiss her lips gently. Completion reward: Qianye Qipu (prefecture level top grade)] [Option 2: Kiss her on the forehead. Completion reward: Yin-Yang Double-edged Sword (low-grade earth-level)] [Option 3: Give her a hug. Completion reward: Netherworld Treasure Scale (high-grade Xuan level)] [Option 4: Say as fast as you can: Senior sister, what are you doing? Do you want to conquer me? It's too natural to want to be your girlfriend just after fighting together once or something. Ah, did I go too far? In fact, I have always regarded you as my sister, I'm sorry. Completion reward: Random basic attribute point +1 Huh? The options this time are too simple, of course it's four. Full book booking group: 949571192 (requires fan value screenshot verification)

5 请 Please Don’t Disturb Me While I Cultivate Mountains and Rivers Remember NotCultivation2.3M WordsCompleted 0Votes127.3kRecs282.3kFans

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In order to be reincarnated and cultivate as an immortal, Lin Wen was forced to work in the world of mortals. But I didn't expect it, unconsciously. He became in this world of mortals, The only light. This is the story of a man who, in order to become an immortal, swept across the world and swept all directions in the mortal world. - Book club group: 575583263