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1 捡 I Picked Up an Empress 捡到个女帝 I Love Eating Lemons我爱恰柠檬Light Novel625k WordsCompleted That year, I wielded a saber in my left hand and a sword in my right. The young ruffians of the martial world were too scared to cry at night when they heard my name. But people called me... Little White... Because I found one of the most powerful women in the world. 0Votes95.7kRecs111.2kFans

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That year, I wielded a sword in my left hand and a dagger in my right. The mere mention of my name silenced the night's cries of children in the martial world. But others called me... Little White. Because I found one of the most powerful women in the world.

3 希EN The Empire of Shilin 希灵帝国 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi8.1M WordsCompleted This isn't about imperial conquest, adventures in another world, or leveling up and cultivating. In fact, this is a very serious, proper, and earnest hard science-fiction story about saving the world. Just take it seriously. All right, actually, it's just the hilarious, shameless daily life of a bunch of screwball leaders and a deadbeat head of state saving the world. A slacker shut-in suddenly becomes the head of an empire, while a middle-aged man with a super-dad aura adopts countless little g 40Votes1.1MRecs988.7kFans

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It's not about imperial conquest, otherworldly conflicts, or leveling up and cultivating skills. In fact, this is a very serious and earnest hard science fiction novel about saving the world—just take it as a serious read. Okay, actually, this is just a group of unreliable leaders and a terrible head of state having a hilarious and unrestrained daily life of saving the world. A lazy, good-for-nothing otaku suddenly becomes the head of an empire, and a middle-aged man with a "dad" aura adopts countless little girls. This is the hilarious story of what happens to a certain otaku after he gains a free-meal army that falls from the sky. A serious reminder: this is a very serious and earnest science fiction book…

5 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 170Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632

7 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 116Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

10 打 Building The Ultimate Fantasy 打造超玄幻 Li Hongtian李鸿天Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted A young man sits in a chair, facing the sea. With a strand of spiritual energy in hand, he points toward this vast and turbulent world. Wherever something’s wrong, he points, and it’s fixed. One man once made a single slash that resounded through the ages, cutting down a giant dragon and bathing in its blood. One man loved inviting people over for chicken soup, and raised nine phoenixes in his backyard. One man once sat motionless atop a mountain, talking without pause, his presence alone en 0Votes584.8kRecs587.1kFans

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The boy sits in a chair, facing the sea. Holding a wisp of spiritual energy, I point to this magnificent world. Point out what's wrong. Some have achieved a legendary feat by slaying a dragon and bathing in its blood. Someone once enjoyed serving chicken soup and kept nine phoenixes in his backyard. Someone once sat atop a mountain, speaking eloquently and fluently, and in one breath could overwhelm an army of millions. Someone once wrote a poem about moving mountains and shifting peaks, creating a magnificent scroll that could imprison even immortals and gods. That year, spring was warm and flowers were in bloom. They were nothing more than ordinary butchers, pedantic scholars, chicken farmers, and poor painters. This is a story about transforming a low-level martial arts continent into a super fantasy world. P. S.: I already have a completed novel, "The Gourmet of Another World," with 6 million words and over 10,000 subscriptions, and a high-quality novel, "The Dream Weaver," with 3 million words. Check them out!

13 我 I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous 我真没想出名啊 Wu Ma Xing巫马行Urban3.6M WordsCompleted (New book: Why Can’t I Make Games? Out now!) That year, Lu Yuan was so broke he was desperate. With a script he’d written in five hours, he managed to talk a rich, beautiful woman into investing a million yuan... At first, he only planned to spend 800,000 yuan making a quick, half-hearted movie, then make off with the remaining 200,000 just before its release. He’d go back to his hometown, settle down, marry, and start a small business. He swore he’d never set foot in Hengdian again... But... Th 1Votes1.7MRecs1.2MFans

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(New book, Why Can't I Make Games, has been released!) That year, desperate for money, Lu Yuan used a script he had written in five hours to successfully swindle a million-dollar investment from a rich and beautiful woman... Initially, he only intended to spend 800,000 yuan to casually film a movie to get by, and then, before the movie's release, he would abscond with the remaining 200,000 yuan and return to his hometown, where he would honestly get married and start a small business, and he would never come to Hengdian again... But… The box office exploded... Official book club group: 980804755