Goofballs ♥ Idiots ♥ Lunatics 逗逼♥脑残♥神经病

1 我 I'm a Director, and I'm Not That Bad 我是导演，我不比烂 Not an Old Dog不是老狗Urban7.0M WordsCompleted In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream. In it, he saw an entertainment industry where everyone was competing to be the worst. People would do anything to stand out and go to great lengths to chase traffic. “If that's how things are, why can't we live like a beam of light?” (High-definition, uncensored, no angst or melodrama. The author's character is guaranteed, so feel free to jump in.) 23Votes893.8kRecs1.1MFans

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In 2006, Xu Xin had a dream in which he saw an entertainment industry where everyone was competing to be the worst. People would do anything to stand out and go to great lengths for traffic. "If that's the case, why can't we live like a ray of light?" (High-definition, uncensored, no abuse, no melodrama, guaranteed integrity, feel free to jump in)

2 走EN Stepping into the Unscientific 走进不科学 Novice Angler新手钓鱼人Sci-Fi4.7M WordsCompleted (This book currently has over 15,000 average monthly subscribers and more than 50,000 peak subscribers. Come join the story!) I once sat with Newton and debated the principles of the universe, and I once walked shoulder to shoulder with Einstein. I messed up Planck's hair, and gazed at the stars with Deng Jiaxian deep in Lop Nur... In short, this is the story of a top student traveling through time and space, past and present, East and West, and using the wisdom of those who came before to open 41Votes401.6kRecs918.4kFans

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(This book currently has over 15,000 average daily subscriptions and over 50,000 premium subscriptions. Welcome to the reading pit!) I have sat down and discussed philosophy with Newton, and I have walked alongside Einstein. I've messed up Planck's hairstyle, and I've gazed at the stars with Deng Jiaxian deep in Lop Nur... In short, this is a story about a top student who travels through different times and spaces, both ancient and modern, using the wisdom of his predecessors to open up the future of humanity. What? You say this isn't scientific? No, this is scientific! Note: This book is a high-tech novel, neither a multiverse nor an infinite flow story. The protagonist will not have superpowers; you'll find out as you read on. Another older book, "The Conquest Manual of Another World," has over 30,000 high-end subscriptions and over 9,500 average subscriptions. You are welcome to read it.

3 听 I Heard I’m a Detective 听说我是神探 Xian Yuan闲圆Urban1.3M WordsOngoing Municipal Bureau “Ace Investigator” Provincial “Top Ten Detectives of the Year” National “Top 100 Detectives” Everyone thinks Zhou Nan is a brilliant detective, except Zhou Nan himself. Come on, don’t make things up. I’m an artist, obviously! 0Votes113.9kRecs144.7kFans

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Municipal Public Security Bureau's "Case-Handling Expert" Provincial "Top Ten Criminal Police Officers of the Year" One of the nation's "Top 100 Criminal Police Officers" Everyone in the world thinks Zhou Nan is a very capable police officer at solving cases, except for himself. Don't talk nonsense, I'm clearly an artist!

4 蝉 The Cicada Stirs 蝉动 Jiangsu Chuozi江苏棹子Military5.1M WordsOngoing Private detective Zuo Zhong returns to the past and fights in the heart of enemy territory. Nicknamed the Smiling Tiger, he excels at stabbing people in the back and is well versed in the principles of the Jade Seat Golden Buddha and the Steampunk Formula. 11Votes491.3kRecs561.2kFans

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Private detective Zuo Chong travels back in time to fight in the heart of the enemy. Nicknamed "Smiling Tiger," he excels at stabbing people in the back and is an expert in the principles of the Jade Throne Golden Buddha and the Stipunk Formula.

5 明 Detective Ming: This Man Is Too Powerful 明侦之这个男人太强了 Sherlock's Troubles夏洛克烦恼Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as "Detective Conan: The Strongest Detective" and *The Ultimate Deduction: I Can Create Perfect Cases*… After transmigrating, he obtains a System and joins the variety show "The Ultimate Deduction". “No one can create a perfect case, but I can create one that nobody can solve, at least for now!” And so, Ye Ling comes up with countless scripts that give people headaches! "The Devotion of Suspect X", "Death on the Nile", "Murder on the Orient Express", "Sheep Without a Shepherd", "The S 0Votes11.2kRecs43kFans

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Also known as "Who's the Murderer: This Man is Too Strong", "The Strongest Deduction: I Can Create the Perfect Case"... One day, he transmigrated to another world, obtained a system, and participated in the variety show "The Strongest Deduction". "No one can create the perfect case, but I can create one that no one can solve yet!" As a result, countless troublesome scripts appeared in Ye Ling's hands! The Devotion of Suspect X, Death on the Nile, Murder on the Orient Express, Sheep Without a Shepherd, The Sign of Four, A Study in Scarlet, and And Then There Were None...

6 从 The Strongman Who Walked Out of a Psychiatric Hospital 从精神病院走出的强者 Xin Feng新丰Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital is full of talent. Lin Fan: I am absolutely not a psychiatric patient. I’m a perfectly normal person who likes to cultivate. I just touch power outlets, climb high-voltage cabinets, and stand on the rooftop during thunderstorms to perform staff techniques for the heavens. Old Director of Qingshan: Son, let’s talk this out. Don’t do anything rash. Director Li: And you still say you’re not a psychiatric patient? Evil Thing: I’m just passing through. Please don’t eat m 0Votes342.9kRecs569.9kFans

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Qingshan Mental Hospital has produced many outstanding talents. Lin Fan: I am definitely not a mental patient. I am a normal person who likes cultivation. Normally, he would just touch the sockets, climb the high-voltage box, and on thundery days, stand on the rooftop and perform some stick tricks for the heavens. Dean Qingshan: Child, talk things out calmly, don't be impulsive. Hospital Director Li: You still say you're not a mental patient. Evil creature: I'm just passing by, don't eat me. Fellow patient Zhang: Lin Fan, I'm lonely, I'm so lonely...

7 男 The Male Lead’s Self-Cultivation 男主的自我修养 Wen Ruo Bu Cheng文若不成Mystery & Supernatural637k WordsCompleted Anyone would be overjoyed to transmigrate into a book they'd written themselves, but Wen Yiqian is a little panicked. “If only I'd known, I wouldn't have written a dark story. Every time I step outside, I run into several psychopathic serial killers. How is anyone supposed to deal with that?” 0Votes152kRecs224.5kFans

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Anyone would be overjoyed to transmigrate into their own book, but Wen Yiqian was a little flustered. "I should have never written dark stories. You can run into several psychopathic killers just by going out. Who can stand that!"

8 我 Cthulhu in Tokyo 我在东京克苏鲁 One-Click Triple Tap一键三连Mystery & Supernatural459k WordsOngoing [In Tokyo, My SAN Is Plummeting] [You Cannot See the Horror That I See] Su Qi, a social genius. Killed in a car accident, he was reborn in Tokyo. This is a world of the deep sea and anchors. The occult, Cthulhu madness, objective idealism, groupthink, mass psychology. Strange events published in magazines appear on city streets. Bizarre videos online play out in real life. Rumors on social media come true. The widespread circulation of public opinion and trending topics creates monsters. Trendin 1Votes100.8kRecs196.2kFans

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[I'm in Tokyo, and my SAN value is plummeting] You must not see the fear I see. Su Qi, a social master. He died in a car accident and was reborn in Tokyo. This is a world of deep sea and anchoring. Mysticism, Cthulhu Madness, Objective Idealism, Groupthink, Popular Psychology. Strange stories published in magazines appear on city streets; bizarre videos on the internet are reenacted in reality; rumors on social media become reality; and the widespread dissemination of public opinion and trending topics creates monsters. Hot topics become obsessive, and public opinion creates idols. The mastermind behind the fabrication of Kofun funerals in the Kofun period; Prince Shotoku who established the Twelve Crowns in the Asuka period; Aoandon who spread the Hyakki Yagyō (Night Parade of One Hundred Demons) in the Heian period; Yaobikuni who created the samurai class in the Kamakura period; and the industrial angel who guided the Edo period… The mastermind behind the scenes, transcending the old era to the present, is navigating the mysteries of the new era. Su Qi established a mysterious presence in Tokyo and became the Tokyo God. They fabricate mysteries of the new era to compete with the mysteries of the old. They compete for trending topics, for public opinion, and for a shared narrative. The War of the Gods is a war of fabricated mysticism.

9 大 The Great Song Dynasty Is Wild 大宋很野蛮 Mu Chenke牧尘客Historical789k WordsCompleted My new book, The Primitive's Diary, is now online. Zhao Qi only wanted to find a bargain at the Mountain God Temple, but instead, he was crushed to death by a statue and transmigrated into the body of an idiot in the waning years of the Southern Song. An idiot blessed by the Mountain God is no ordinary idiot. Faced with the Mongol invasion, a shrinking homeland, and a civilization that has known no resurgence for nearly three hundred years, Zhao Qi vows to m 0Votes30.6kRecs12.3kFans

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My new book, "Primitive Man's Diary," has been uploaded. Please give it your support. Zhao Qi only wanted to find a bargain at the mountain god temple, but he was unexpectedly killed by the statue and transmigrated into the body of a fool in the late Southern Song Dynasty. The fool who has been blessed by the mountain god is naturally different. Faced with the Mongol invasion, the devastation of his homeland, and the fact that his civilized nation had not risen to prominence for nearly three hundred years, Zhao Qi vowed to make him barbaric. In this corrupt and collapsing Song Dynasty, witness the rise and savage counterattack of a fool. VIP chat group: 833761690 (fan value verification required) General discussion group 2: 560559202 (Please join this group)

10 娱 The Entertainment Industry’s Biggest Star 娱乐之华娱第一巨星 Little Sister's Allowance妹妹的零花钱Urban894k WordsCompleted The entertainment industry has a strict hierarchy, from grassroots stars who barely make the eighteenth tier, to third-tier, second-tier, and first-tier stars, and finally international superstars. The road has always been a narrow bridge with armies of people fighting to cross it, and only a handful emerge victorious. Armed with the experience of being reborn and the backing of a System, Cao Yu sets out on this path, which seems dazzling and, as it turns out, truly is dazzling. And so, Hua King 0Votes51.1kRecs53kFans

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The entertainment industry has a strict hierarchy, ranging from unknown grassroots stars to third-tier stars, second-tier stars, first-tier stars, and finally international superstars. This path has always been a fierce battle, with only a handful of victors. With the experience of rebirth and the support of the system, Cao Yu embarked on this seemingly glamorous, and indeed glamorous, path. Thus, China's fourth international superstar emerged. PS: Filmed include Spider-Man 1 & 2, Final Destination 1, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, Attack on Titan Season 1, etc.

11 射 Within Range, Everything Is Truth 射程之内遍地真理 Ashes Without Fire无火的余灰Light Novel1.1M WordsCompleted “I’ve got a question.” “?” “Most supernatural beings fear sunlight, and sunlight is produced by nuclear fusion of hydrogen inside the sun.” “??” “The sun runs on nuclear fusion, and so does a hydrogen bomb. If I set one off, could the resulting radiation have the same effect and wipe out supernatural beings?” “???” This is simply the story of a Chinese student in Tokyo casually and cheerfully exorcising spirits. This book contains plenty of firepower inadequacy anxiety, cross-server conversation 0Votes130.8kRecs250.9kFans

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"I've thought of a problem." "?" "Most of the supernatural are afraid of sunlight, which is produced by the nuclear fusion of hydrogen in the sun." "??" "The sun is a nuclear fusion reactor, and so is a hydrogen bomb. If I detonate a hydrogen bomb, wouldn't the resulting light radiation also be able to eliminate the monster?" "???" It's just a story about a Chinese student in Tokyo having a relaxed and enjoyable exorcism. This book contains numerous elements of fear of insufficient firepower, cross-server chat, ideological indoctrination, bizarre thought processes, and reverse thinking. Please read with caution.

12 我 I Am a Priest in Another World 我在异界当牧师 Pigeon Mantou鸽子馒头Light Novel901k WordsCompleted Jialuo transmigrated to another world and, by a twist of fate, became a devout priest. “In the light of day, treat others kindly, and be humble and cautious...” “So that means I should be timid and submissive during the day...” “When night falls, repent, confess your sins, and put aside your grievances...” “So that means I should hit hard at night and persuade people to be good...” 0Votes87.4kRecs180kFans

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Gallo was transported to another world and, by chance, became a devout priest. "In times of glory, one should be kind to others, humble, and cautious..." "Does that mean I have to be submissive and obsequious during the day..." "In the darkness of night, we should repent and confess our sins, forgetting all strife..." "It means I'm going to take decisive action tonight, persuading people to do good..."

13 我 I’m About to Go Broke 我快亏成麻瓜了 Young Master Jiang Abao江公子阿宝Gaming3.0M WordsCompleted I am a wizard who transmigrated from the world of Harry Potter. I was promised that I would be sent home once I spent all the money. Somehow, I invested in Little Wolf Warrior, Little Nezha, and The Wandering Earth... Somehow, Cat Factory appeared out of nowhere and became the largest internet company; Somehow, I hired a group of backstabbing maniacs, and as I kept losing money... I somehow lost my way into becoming the richest man in the world. Life is so hard. If I can't spend this money, I'll 0Votes768.2kRecs381.7kFans

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I'm a wizard who traveled from the Harry Potter world. I promised to let you go home once you've spent all the money. I accidentally invested in "Little Wolf Warrior," "Little Nezha," and "The Wandering Earth"... Before anyone knew it, Cat Factory emerged out of nowhere and became the largest internet company; I accidentally hired a bunch of backstabbing bastards, and before I knew it, I had become the world's richest man. This is so tough for me. If I can't spend all this money, I'll have to stay and find someone to have a baby. VIP Book Club: 439140772 (To join, you need to have subscribed to all books or have 2,000 fan points)

14 亏 I’ll Become the Richest Man by Losing Money: Original Novel of the TV Series Young and Promising 亏成首富从游戏开始-《年少有为》电视剧原著 Green Robes and Drunkenness青衫取醉Gaming5.4M WordsCompleted The print edition of "Losing Money to Be a Tycoon" is now available for crowdfunding! The comic is also being serialized to rave reviews! Recently, a special correspondent interviewed Pei Qian, president of the Tenda Group. Tenda Group is now valued at hundreds of billions, with businesses spanning games, the internet, digital hardware, media and entertainment, food and drink, and many other fields. It has profoundly changed every aspect of people’s lives. Pei Qian himself is regarded as “the wo 39Votes5MRecs10.1MFans

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The physical book "Becoming a Billionaire Through Gaming" is now available for crowdfunding! The comic is currently being serialized and is very popular!! Recently, a special correspondent conducted an exclusive interview with Pei Qian, president of Tengda Group. Tenda Group is currently valued at hundreds of billions of yuan, with businesses spanning multiple sectors including gaming, the internet, digital hardware, cultural media, and catering, profoundly changing all aspects of people's lives. Pei Qian is also regarded as an "ideal boss", an "unparalleled investment genius", and a "genius game producer" with "the ability to manage by doing nothing" and "the ability to accurately predict industry trends". When facing reporters, Pei Qian poured out his grievances. "I'm really not some kind of business genius!" "My success is entirely due to luck!" "My initial goal was simply to lose all 50,000 yuan..." See, the life of a business genius is so humble and low-key. Book club: 792351511 (New Group) 1064135703 (Almost full) 893157567 (Almost full)

15 迈 The Road to Klimasa 迈向克里玛莎 Softshell Turtle Isn't a Tortoise甲鱼不是龟Western Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing “Humility! Honesty! Compassion! Courage! Justice! Sacrifice! Honor! Faith!” He is a lich, yet he upholds the spirit of chivalry! He is a lich, yet he remains devoted to the faith of the Light! “Facing powerful foes, we stand without fear! Bold and loyal, we bring no shame to the Holy Spirit! Upright and true, we would rather die than yield! We protect the weak and never defy what is right!” Standing atop the world, no storm, however fierce, can stop him from following in the Holy Spirit's footst 1Votes195.8kRecs159.9kFans

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"Humility! Integrity! Compassion! Courage! Justice! Sacrifice! Honor! Faith!" He was a lich, yet he upheld the code of chivalry! He was a lich, yet he steadfastly upheld his faith in the light! "Faced with a powerful enemy, we are fearless and undaunted! Courageous and loyal, we are worthy of the Holy Spirit! Upright and honest, we would rather die than surrender! Protecting the weak is in accordance with the principles of Heaven!" Standing at the pinnacle of the world, no matter how great the storms, no one can stop him from following in the footsteps of the Holy Spirit! Not even the Holy Spirit himself! This is a romantic legend about a chattering cat and a lich who dedicates his body and soul to the light! Yes, it's "romantic," I'm not kidding! That's exactly it!

16 我 I Never Meant to Become a Superstar 我真没想当巨星啊 All the Sheep at Dusk诸羊黄昏Urban1.2M WordsCompleted I really never wanted to be a superstar. The System made me do it! A new book: The Daoist Is Determined to Become a Movie Emperor 0Votes49.6kRecs72.6kFans

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I never wanted to be a superstar. It's all the system's fault for forcing me to do this! The new book "I'm Going to Be a Movie King"

17 我 How Did I Become Famous? 我怎么就火了呢 Why Laugh and Forget the River奈何笑忘川Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Fang Bie, who has arrived in a parallel world, only wants to live an ordinary life. That is, until the day his fiftieth blind date ends in failure, when he picks up a female high school student. As a runaway second-generation heiress, she dreams of becoming a huge star. So Fang Bie accompanies her to Hengdian. Originally, he only wanted to casually make a couple of terrible movies to shatter her dream of stardom, so 2Votes450.9kRecs419kFans

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My new book, *Mythological Blind Dates*, has been released! Fang Bie, who came to the parallel world, only wanted to live an ordinary life. Until the day he failed his fiftieth blind date, he picked up a female high school student. She is a runaway rich kid who dreams of becoming a big star. So Fang Bie accompanied her to Hengdian. Originally, he just wanted to casually make two bad movies to shatter her dream of becoming a star, so that she could go back and inherit her family's fortune, and he could also make a living from it. Until he discovered... The owner of the nail salon near the entrance said his name was Yoshikage Kira. The police officer patrolling Hengdian who dreams of becoming an actor is named Chen Yongren. He also has a buddy named Liu Jianming. The bodyguard sent by the young lady's father to secretly protect her was named Yan Shuangying... Then... Fang Biehuo became famous. The godfather of postmodern cinema? What the heck is that...? Group: 908776453 (Almost full, no VIP group)

18 无 Infinite Ways to Die 无限作死 Lord Tiger-Striped Cat虎皮猫大人Infinite Myriad Worlds729k WordsOngoing If you tempt fate, you die; Only by tempting fate can you survive. Zhu Jue, male, 21, unmarried (girlfriend applications welcome), currently residing in Room 1201, Building A, Inpatient Ward, Qin City No. 2 People's Hospital. Profession: veteran psychiatric patient, two years on the job, and named one of Qin City's Top Ten Outstanding Young Psychiatric Patients two years running. Dedicated to his work, he has always strived to become a psychiatric young man with ideals, morals, education, and di 0Votes90.6kRecs105.7kFans

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If you don't court death, you'll die. People who court death are the ones who survive. Zhu Jue, male, 21 years old, unmarried, seeking a girlfriend (seeking a girlfriend), currently residing in Ward 1201, Building A, Second People's Hospital of Qincheng City. He is a senior mental patient, having worked in the field for two years. He has been selected as one of the top ten outstanding young mental patients in Qincheng City for two consecutive years. He is dedicated to his work and strives to cultivate himself into a well-rounded young mental patient with ideals, morality, culture, and discipline. This is the story of an ordinary mental patient who, through continuous evolution in an infinite mission space, eventually becomes a legendary mental patient.

19 回 Back to the Past as a Cat 回到过去变成猫 Chen Ci Lan Diao陈词懒调Urban1.4M WordsCompleted At the gate of the East Family Housing Compound at Chu Hua University, the gatekeeper uncle answered a phone call, then threw open the window and roared toward the nearby grove in a booming voice: “Black Charcoal, your mom’s calling you home for dinner!” Whoosh! A black cat shot out of the dense grass at the edge of the grove and raced toward one of the buildings, disappearing into the entrance in the blink of an eye. After it, one cat head after another poked up from the grass. It was mealtime: 25Votes1.2MRecs1.1MFans

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At the entrance of the East Family Compound of Chu Hua University, the security guard received a phone call, then opened the window and shouted loudly towards the nearby grove, "Blackie, your mom's calling you home for dinner!" Whoosh—a black cat darted out of the dense bushes at the end of the grove and ran towards a building, disappearing into the stairwell in the blink of an eye. After it, one cat's head after another popped up from the bushes. It was dinnertime; everyone went home, everyone went to their own mothers. ... Some say that cats are the only animals in the world whose entire species are neurotic. Yuanfang, what do you think? — No cultivation novels. If you want cultivation novels, click the "X". — New book "Future Heavenly King" has been released.

20 熊 A Bear's Life Begins with a Prison Break 熊生从越狱开始 A Restless Heart心荡难平Light Novel1.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a giant panda, every move he makes attracts the world's attention! Then, by chance, he awakens the Rampage Escape System. Lin Xiaobai feels that if he doesn't do something, he'd really be letting himself down! Inspired by other creative works, but with original content. If you don't like it, please don't flame. Thanks for understanding. Much obliged. 0Votes24.2kRecs64kFans

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He transmigrated into the body of a giant panda, and his every move is watched by the world! Having unexpectedly awakened the Rampage Prison Break System, Lin Xiaobai felt that if he didn't do something, he would really be letting himself down! Creative ideas borrowed, content is original. Please refrain from criticism if you haven't read it, thank you for your understanding. Thank you.

21 明 The Ming Dynasty's Spoiled Brat 明朝败家子 Going Up the Mountain to Fight the Tigers上山打老虎额Historical5.4M WordsCompleted Important notice: The Ming Dynasty's Spoiled Heir, also known as Ming Song. The eleventh year of Hongzhi. It was a beautiful morning. Zhu Houzhao had just come of age. Wang Shouren and Tang Bohu were sharpening their blades, preparing for the imperial examinations. The Little Ice Age had arrived, and its prolonged cold was ravaging the land. And at the Nanhe Earl's residence, Fang Jifan, the landlord's foolish son and the legitimate heir of the Nanhe Earl... began his shameless life of squanderi 14Votes4.4MRecs2.2MFans

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Important Notice: The Prodigal Son of the Ming Dynasty, also known as "Ode to the Ming Dynasty". The eleventh year of the Hongzhi reign. It was a beautiful morning. At this time, Zhu Houzhao was just coming of age. At this time, Wang Shouren and Tang Bohu were sharpening their swords, preparing for the imperial examinations. The Little Ice Age had already begun, and a long period of severe cold ravaged the land. Meanwhile, in the Nanhe Earl's mansion, Fang Jifan, the landlord's foolish son and the direct heir of the Nanhe Earl, began his shameless and extravagant life. QQ Group: 491966624 VIP Reader Group (Fan value verification required): 623443904