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1 一 One Punch to Take Down the Squealing Menace 一拳打倒嘤嘤怪 Down with the Squeaky Monsters打倒嘤嘤怪Gaming1.4M WordsCompleted No point talking about playing it safe! You've got to learn to go all cute and whiny, then punch a whiny pest to death. What do you say? Watch Liu Lei team up with Gao Dewei and dominate the battle royale scene! What? You want hard proof that I'm cheating? Sorry, I really am cheating: I've got a System hack, an implant hack, and I can rack up 29 kills just like that! Go ahead and call me out. I promise I won't send you a lawyer's letter! 0Votes51.9kRecs40.5kFans

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As for those who are cowardly, let's not talk about them! You need to learn to whine and whine, and then punch the whining monster to death. How do you say that? Watch as Liu Lei hooks up with Gao Dewei and dominates the PUBG battlefield! What? You want to prove I cheated? Sorry, I did use cheats, system cheats, and implanted cheats. I easily got 29 kills! Go ahead and hammer me, I promise I won't send a lawyer's letter! Welcome to join the "Yingying Monster" fan group: 647019123

2 论 Ten Thousand Ways to Eat Monsters 论妖怪的一万种吃法 The Second Batch Went Cold二发凉了Urban430k WordsOngoing One day, Mu Bai discovers that he has gained tens of thousands of superpowers! [Foreknowledge] [Time Stop] [Mind Control] [Telekinesis] [Instant Teleportation] [Resurrection]... He’s practically an all-powerful god! Yet despite having tens of thousands of superpowers, he’s deeply troubled. Because... he doesn’t have enough energy to use them. After trying and failing to charge himself with household 220-volt AC, Mu Bai sets his sights on the monsters hiding among the crowds... And so, the villai 0Votes78.5kRecs50.5kFans

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On this day, Mu Bai discovered that he had gained tens of thousands of superpowers! [Precognition], [Time Stop], [Mind Control], [Telekinesis], [Instant Teleportation], [Resurrection]... He is practically an omnipotent god! However, despite possessing tens of thousands of superpowers, he has a lot of headaches. Because... He doesn't have enough energy to use these abilities. After failing to recharge himself using a standard 220V AC power outlet, Mu Bai turned his attention to the monster lurking among the crowd... As a result, the villainous monsters of this world suffered! (This book is written in a light and humorous style. It is an older book with over 15,000 high-volume subscriptions that is currently being serialized. Quality guaranteed! Book club: 675838070)

3 全 The All-Around Game Designer 全能游戏设计师 Green Robes and Drunkenness青衫取醉Gaming2.5M WordsCompleted Game designer Chen Mo transmigrates to a parallel world where the technology tree took a wrong turn, and uses one god-tier game after another to turn the gaming industry upside down. "With the game design philosophy of this era, if I don't wipe the floor with the entire gaming industry, then all that exposure to domestic free-to-play games will have been wasted.", Chen Mo VIP group: 157856787 (a screenshot showing you bought all chapters is required to join) 6Votes844.4kRecs679.2kFans

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The story of game designer Chen Mo who transmigrates to a parallel world where the technology tree has gone astray, and uses one god-level game after another to revolutionize the gaming industry. "Given the game design philosophy of this era, if I don't completely crush the entire game industry, then I've truly wasted my time being exposed to the world of free-to-play domestic games." — Chen Mo Book club: 558067640 VIP Group: 157856787 (Full subscription screenshot required to join) Please vote for the new book "The Extraordinary Player". Thank you!

5 漫EN Marvel's Ultimate Slacker 漫威世界的咸鱼 Ant Descends the Mountain蚂蚁下山Light Novel1.1M WordsCompleted Sequel to One Piece: The Highest Bounty Kino has the Thunder-Thunder Fruit, an even more thunderous power than Thor's; the Phoenix Fruit, with its extraordinary healing and resurrection abilities; the Tremor-Tremor Fruit, which can cause earthquakes and tsunamis; and invincible Haki! And yet, despite being so powerful, he chooses to be a couch potato. Black Widow: “He's a jerk with a really lowbrow sense of humor!” Nick Fury: “An undisciplined criminal who doesn't follow any rules!” Thor: “He sa 0Votes15.7kRecs83.2kFans

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One Piece: The Highest Bounty Continued Kino possesses the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, which is even more powerful than Thor's Rumble-Rumble Fruit; the Phoenix Fruit, which grants him incredible self-healing and regeneration; the Tremor-Tremor Fruit, which can cause earthquakes and tsunamis; and invincible Haki! But it's all for naught; someone as capable as me has chosen to be a lazy bum. Black Widow: "He's a bastard with a terrible sense of humor!" Nick Fury: "A disorganized and undisciplined thug!" Thor: "He said his dream is to be a 'salted fish,' but... I don't quite understand what a salted fish means? And, I never eat salted fish." My new book, "The Days as a Wizard in Marvel," has been launched. I'm learning from my experiences and striving to write something decent. Group: [54308849]

6 地 Earth Survival Guide 地球求生指南 The Little Shepherd Who Reads Along伴读小牧童Sci-Fi3.1M WordsCompleted An alien field researcher stranded on Earth: surviving is really hard. I’m an alien. Send money! 2Votes571.3kRecs135.3kFans

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It's really difficult for an alien researcher stranded on Earth to survive. I'm an alien, send me money!

8 氪 Spending Money Makes You Unstoppable 氪无不胜 Canglan's Short Waves沧澜波涛短Gaming4.0M WordsCompleted Mu Tian transmigrated into the world of a game. He didn’t have Ainz Ooal Gown’s max-level character, maxed-out skills, and super fortress. He didn’t have the black-clad swordsman’s peerless swordsmanship or beautiful wife. And he certainly didn’t have the Blank siblings’ incredible knack for scheming. All Mu Tian had was money. New book: My Cheat Is Qidian Reading. Updates for this book will continue as usual: two chapters a day, without fail. 0Votes174.1kRecs186.5kFans

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Mu Tian transmigrated into the world of the game. He doesn't have the max-level, fully-skilled super fortress that Ainz Ooal Gown comes with. There was no unparalleled swordsmanship from the black-clad swordsman, nor a beautiful wife. They also lacked the extraordinary scheming abilities of the Blank siblings. All Mu Tian has is money. My new book is titled "My Cheat Code is Qidian Reading". The book will continue to be updated as usual, twice a day, without fail.

9 怎 Why Is It the Bluehole of Doom Again? 怎么又是天谴圈 Zhuge Wanjun诸葛婉君Gaming2.0M WordsCompleted He accidentally gets a Rant System and becomes a man cursed by PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. The moment he lands, he's in the red zone. He only washes his hair when bombs are falling. His only loot is a crossbow, and his vehicles never have more than a single bar of fuel. Bombs fall like the wind, forever at my side. The road stretches endlessly, with poison gas for company. What? You land on a Kar98k and hit headshots with every shot? What? You land in the safe zone and a supply drop falls rig 0Votes183.7kRecs225.4kFans

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, A man cursed by PUBG. Landing in a zone of natural disaster, relying entirely on bombing zones for resources, crossbows being the only available resource, and vehicles always having only one bar of fuel. Bombing is like the wind, always with me. The road ahead is long and arduous, with only poison as a constant companion. What? Landed with a 98K, every shot a headshot? What? Landed in the safe zone, fired a shot and landed in an airdrop? I can be a coward, okay? What, you're saying that even something this miserable and pathetic is something you can't help but complain about? That's exactly right! "Ding! Complaint value +1, system activated!" Reader Group 1: 232093723 (full), Reader Group 2: 300236467. Welcome to join! My new book, "I Am a Dog Planner," you can check it out.

12 少 Maiden Fleet 少女航线 Canglan's Short Waves沧澜波涛短Light Novel3.1M WordsCompleted Do you know what the future will be like 5,000 years from now? It will be the age of starship girls. And among 50 million starship girls, Liunian Feng will be the only male Starfleet Admiral. 0Votes142.9kRecs96.3kFans

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Do you know what the future will be like 5,000 years from now? That was the era of Starship Girls. Liu Nianfeng is the only male Star Admiral among the 50 million Starship Girls. Reader group: 482638802