Pretty Hilarious 挺好笑的

2 神 The Divine-Level Black Shop 神级黑店 Da Youyou大佑佑Urban433k WordsCompleted “What is our shady shop's service principle?” “There’s no most expensive, only more expensive!!” “What is our shady shop's business philosophy?” “No haggling! No discounts! And prices must always go up!!” “OK~! Let's get to work~!!” PS: My previous completed novels, both with over ten thousand paid subscribers, are "The Sports and Entertainment Superstar" and "The Superstar Family". Read with confidence… 0Votes467.6kRecs34.5kFans

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"What is the service principle of our 'black shop'?" "There's no such thing as 'most expensive,' only 'more expensive'!!" "What is the business philosophy of our 'black shop'?" "No bargaining! No price reductions! We absolutely cannot avoid raising prices!!" "OK! Let's get started!!" —— —— —— —— P. S.: My older books, "Sports and Entertainment Superstar" and "Superstar Family," already have over 10,000 subscribers. Feel free to read them...

4 超 The Super-Genius Kindergarten 超神幼稚园 Silver Commemorative Coin银色纪念币Urban740k WordsCompleted You think kindergartens are full of little kids? Then you are wrong! Have you ever seen a little kid with a 36D bust? "By the lifespan of a nine-tailed fox, I am only two years old!" the pretty little nine-tailed fox said, cupping her hands before her face with an adorable expression. Then have you ever seen a little kid who could punch a cow to death? "Principal, can I hop while I talk?" the baby Hanzhi said, rolling her dead-fish eyes as she hopped along. "Principal, Principal, I am the most w 0Votes98.7kRecs127.8kFans

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You think kindergarten is full of little kids? You're wrong! Have you ever seen a 36D baby? "According to the lifespan of a nine-tailed fox, I'm only 2 years old!" The little nine-tailed fox girl held her hands, looking adorable. Have you ever seen a kid who can kill a cow with one punch? "Director, can I speak in hopping motions?" The Drought Demon Baby asked, its dead fish eyes rolling as it hopped along. "Headmistress, headmistress, I'm the best behaved..." "You're the worst! Gou Ritian! Put your pants on right now, you're making the air spark from your friction!!" Ever since he returned from Nanshan Mental Hospital, Jiang Xuan hasn't had a single day of peace! "Reporting to the director, I am a normal human being!" "Master, stop joking. What's the meaning of a 60-year-old monk like you coming to kindergarten?"

5 就 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气 Autumn Knife Slashes Fish秋刀斩鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment- 0Votes273.5kRecs252.1kFans

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He's a eunuch for copying books. He's always stirring up trouble. He's the universally condemned "Eunuch King," and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! —Tang Jian: "Sigh, I'm desperate too! Ever since I acquired the [Invincible System That Makes People Infuriated and Is Unresponsive], I feel restless if I don't infuriate someone for even a minute!" —A word of caution before you start: The beginning is a bit toxic. This is a lighthearted and humorous novel with positive energy! If you click on it, you'll find that this book is quite funny, hilarious, touching, and quite enjoyable! P. S.: My completed novel of the same genre, *Master of Chinese Entertainment*, is passable. My new book, *The Prodigal Director*, is currently being serialized...