Most Importantly, These Are a Pleasure to Read 重点这是看着舒服

1 我 I Am Valdi 我是瓦尔迪 Wang Dabu王大布Sports2.2M WordsCompleted System: My goal isn’t to develop the best footballer on the planet, but the funniest one. Vardy: Can I swear? System: No. Vardy: %￥#@#￥%@ Daily Antics: Complete two “existential reflections” during the match against Real Madrid. Vardy: I’m a superstar, and I’m the face of comedy on the pitch! 0Votes380.3kRecs157.6kFans

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System: My goal isn't to develop the best player on the planet, but the most hilarious player. Vardy: Can I swear? System: No Vardy: %￥#@#￥%@ A silly daily routine: Please complete two "contemplating life" exercises during the match against Real Madrid. Vardy: I'm a superstar, and I endorse the football comedians! My new book has been released; please feel free to add it to your collection!

2 草 Commoner Shi Buyi 草根石布衣 Bright Mid-Autumn Moon中秋月明Urban3.8M WordsCompleted In The Memorial on the Northern Expedition, Zhuge Liang wrote, “Your servant was originally a commoner, tilling the fields in Nanyang.” Scholars and strategists throughout the land humbly call themselves commoners. This is the spirit of the commoner: withdraw, and cultivate oneself; step forward, and serve the world. It has been passed down from generation to generation for thousands of years. But by the year 2000: “Occupation?” “…Military strategist, aide, adviser?” “Are you kidding me? What er 7Votes1.4MRecs279.2kFans

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In his "First Memorial on the Northern Expedition," Zhuge Liang wrote: "I was originally a commoner, farming in Nanyang." Strategists throughout history have all humbly referred to themselves as commoners, embodying the spirit of "retiring to cultivate one's own virtue, and advancing to benefit the world," a spirit passed down from generation to generation for thousands of years. By 2000: "Profession" "... Strategist, advisor, strategist?" "Are you kidding me? What era are we living in? Education, special skills!" "I... Was taught by my master. I have no formal education; my specialty is judging people..." "What?" "It's about observing people..." "Get lost! Scammers are trying to scam people all the way here!" "I'm not a fraud! I'm a scientist!" The real lives of ordinary people.

4 超 Superstar Small Forward 超级小前锋 Super Microphone超级麦克风Sports1.9M WordsCompleted Liu Ren blushed as he looked at the beautiful woman before him. Though embarrassed, he gritted his teeth and introduced himself, all for the sake of restoring the Lakers to glory, helping Kobe surpass Jordan in championship titles, and leading the Lakers past the Celtics in championships as well. “Hello, my name is Ren Liu...” His new book, The Basketball Court Hooligan, is now out. 0Votes16.2kRecs39.1kFans

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Liu Ren blushed as he looked at the beautiful woman in front of him. Although he was very embarrassed, in order to revive the Lakers' glory and, incidentally, help Kobe surpass Jordan in the number of championships, and also lead the Lakers to surpass the Celtics in the number of championships, he gritted his teeth and introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Ren Liu..." My new book, "The Basketball Gangster," has been released. I guarantee my integrity; please add it to your collection!