Abin's Personal Collection of Satisfying Reads 阿彬的自留爽文

2 骑EN Tales of Mounted Warfare 骑砍风云录 Flowers and Chili Peppers鲜花和辣椒Western Fantasy926k WordsCompleted This summer, Li Cha leaves his homeland to become a frontier noble. At the time, he is surrounded by hostile natives on one side, while scheming nobles lie in wait behind him. He has very little to rely on, but one of those things is called... the Mount & Blade System. P.S. You can enjoy this story even if you’ve never played the game. 1Votes292.3kRecs268.3kFans

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That summer, Richard left his hometown to become a pioneering noble. At that time, he was surrounded and besieged by natives, and threatened by treacherous nobles. He doesn't have many things to rely on, but one of them is called... The Mount & Blade system. P. S.: You can read this without any problems even if you've never played the game.

3 我 I'm Not a Superstar 我不是大明星啊 Wu Ma Xing巫马行Urban2.0M WordsCompleted (New book: Why Can't I Make Games? Out now!) Chu Qing, who has been reborn, has no desire to become a superstar. He has only two simple wishes in life: 1. Marry an ordinary woman who loves him and live a peaceful life. 2. Make a fortune quietly. Unfortunately, both wishes are doomed to fall through. Famous author, poet, superstar singer, award-winning actor and actress, box-office miracle: all these titles were inexplicably pinned on him, shattering his dreams... “What? I'm a superstar?” “What? 0Votes129.3kRecs199.8kFans

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(New book, Why Can't I Make Games, has been released!) Reborn Chu Qing doesn't want to be a big star, and he only has two simple wishes in life: 1. To marry an ordinary wife who loves him and live a peaceful life. 2. To quietly make a fortune. Unfortunately, his two wishes were destined to be in vain. A renowned writer, poet, superstar singer, and various film and television award winners, box office miracles were inexplicably bestowed upon him, shattering his dreams... "What? I'm a big star?" "What? Another award ceremony in Berlin? I'm not going." "An excuse? What excuse could I possibly have? I had a stomachache that day, I definitely couldn't go..."

4 我 I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous 我真没想出名啊 Wu Ma Xing巫马行Urban3.6M WordsCompleted (New book: Why Can’t I Make Games? Out now!) That year, Lu Yuan was so broke he was desperate. With a script he’d written in five hours, he managed to talk a rich, beautiful woman into investing a million yuan... At first, he only planned to spend 800,000 yuan making a quick, half-hearted movie, then make off with the remaining 200,000 just before its release. He’d go back to his hometown, settle down, marry, and start a small business. He swore he’d never set foot in Hengdian again... But... Th 1Votes1.7MRecs1.2MFans

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(New book, Why Can't I Make Games, has been released!) That year, desperate for money, Lu Yuan used a script he had written in five hours to successfully swindle a million-dollar investment from a rich and beautiful woman... Initially, he only intended to spend 800,000 yuan to casually film a movie to get by, and then, before the movie's release, he would abscond with the remaining 200,000 yuan and return to his hometown, where he would honestly get married and start a small business, and he would never come to Hengdian again... But… The box office exploded... Official book club group: 980804755

5 深 Midnight Bookstore 深夜书屋 Pure Little Dragon纯洁滴小龙Mystery & Supernatural3.7M WordsCompleted A bookshop that opens for business only late at night, welcomes your visit. [The simplified-Chinese edition of this work has been published by Tianjin People's Publishing House.] Reading group: 523978007 (no verification required) Battle group: 457654443 (no verification required) 66Votes4.3MRecs2.4MFans

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A bookstore that only opens late at night. Welcome! [The simplified Chinese version of this work has been published by Tianjin People's Publishing House]—— VIP Full Subscription Member Group: 557560752 (Fan value verification required to join) Book club: 523978007 (no verification required) Battle Group: 457654443 (No verification required) My new book, "The Devil's Descent," has been released. A new journey begins!

7 我 I’m a Big-Time Player 我是大玩家 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Even a plagiarist has to put in the work! Have you ever heard of a transmigrator who gets forced by the System to risk their life just for copying a novel? Have you ever heard of a transmigrator who gets forced by the System to undergo physical punishment just for quoting a famous line from their past life? All I want is to make some money. Why is it so damn hard? System, can you stop stirring up trouble? I might be a fake transmigrator! General group: 623108320 (no restrictions) VIP group: 7Votes888.4kRecs1.2MFans

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Even plagiarists cannot reap without sowing! Have you ever seen a transmigrator who gets forced to risk their life by the system just for copying a novel? Have you ever seen a transmigrator who gets physically punished by the system for saying a famous quote from their past life? All I want to do is make some money, why is it so hard! System, dare you stop causing trouble? I might be a fake time traveler! Group ID: 623108320 (Unrestricted) VIP group number: 230333683 (Full subscription screenshot required)

8 兔 The Rabbit Must Die 兔子必须死 A Dream of Millet一梦黄粱Xianxia1.8M WordsCompleted Ever since a cheeky rabbit showed up in the Celestial Court, the homes of the great immortals have all put up banners: “Guard against fire, thieves, and rabbits.” At the same time, the God of Cookery’s Complete Guide to Cooking Rabbits started selling like hotcakes. You can often see a crowd of immortals waving all kinds of magical treasures as they chase a rabbit over hill and dale, shouting, “A group beating is fine, and we don’t care about losing face, but that rabbit has to die!” Bystander A 0Votes402.1kRecs429.1kFans

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Ever since a mischievous rabbit arrived in Heaven, banners have been hung up in the residences of all the gods: "Beware of fire, theft, and rabbits." Meanwhile, the God of Cookery's Complete Rabbit Cooking Guide also became a bestseller. You can often see a group of immortals wielding various magical weapons, chasing a rabbit all over the mountains, shouting: "A gang fight is fine, we can throw away our shame, the rabbit must die!" Passerby A: Why is that rabbit so awesome? Almost every deity knows about it. Is it because it's cute? Passerby B: No! Because it's cheap! No, it's really cheap! Following "The Old Monk Wants to Return to Secular Life" and "The Tycoon of the Myriad Realms Live Stream", Yi Meng Huang Liang has released another new work that will bring joy to everyone! Regular group: 47097449 VIP group [requires 3000 fan points]: 387645012

9 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! 大王饶命 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A car accident changes high school student Lu Shu’s life. When the age of spiritual qi revival arrives, he’s determined to lead the way. Survival of the fittest. The victor rules. … 152Votes11.6MRecs5.4MFans

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High school student Lü Shu's life is changed by a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy revival arrives, he wants to be a leader of this era. Survival of the fittest, the winner takes all.

11 我 I’m Not the Heavenly King 我不是天王 He Weiman何未满Urban1.5M WordsCompleted A struggling extra who spent his days hustling for roles in Hengdian transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a moderately famous actor and marries a superstar singer. Just as he's preparing to become a father and reach the pinnacle of life, he discovers that the superstar is now his ex-wife. Worse, her powerful PR team pins a string of baseless charges on him, turning him into the entertainment industry's most hated public enemy, with everyone clamoring for his blood. … The story of 0Votes136.3kRecs138.4kFans

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A struggling extra in Hengdian World Studios is transported to a parallel world and becomes a moderately famous actor with a superstar wife. Just as he was preparing to become a father and reach the pinnacle of his life, he discovered that the diva was his ex-wife, and he was accused of a series of unfounded crimes by his ex-wife's powerful public relations team, becoming the biggest rat in the entertainment industry, hated by everyone. The story of a charlatan fighting against the entire entertainment industry.

12 逆 Riding the Tide of a Pure-Hearted Era 逆流纯真年代 Worldly Arsenal人间武库Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Time is a ship. Some people like to think of those few years in the early 1990s as the final voyage of a once-innocent era. Jiang Che, long since changed by the passing years, returns against the current and starts over in 1992, writing a brilliant youth that can finally be laid to rest properly. [Welcome to the second VIP group for Reversing the Current of Innocent Days: 497283806 (You must provide a screenshot showing you’ve purchased the whole book to join. This time, I’ll try to talk more.)] 41Votes2.9MRecs1.6MFans

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Time is a ship sailing on a ship, and some people like to regard the early 1990s as the last leg of that innocent era. Jiang Che, who is no longer innocent with the passing years, returns against the current, restarting 1992, and writing a brilliant chapter of youth that can finally be properly settled. Welcome to the VIP Group 2 for the Innocent Years Against the Current: 497283806 (You need to subscribe to the full subscription and provide a screenshot to join. I'll try to talk more this time.)

13 非 Tales of the Abnormally Human 非正常人类异闻录 Three Generations of Split Personality精分三代Mystery & Supernatural5.3M WordsCompleted My name is Zhang Dadao, and my Daoist name is Zhang Quandao. I’m being studied at the Seventh People’s Hospital! This poor Daoist, Zhang Quandao, specializes in refurbishing, polishing, and waxing coffins. Black donkey hooves and black dog blood sold wholesale. I’ll do homework for grades one through three, find lost cats and dogs, and catch cheating spouses. Professional revenge and effigy-bashing! Discounts for bulk orders! Receipts available! 4Votes299kRecs261.7kFans

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My name is Zhang Dadao, and my Taoist name is Zhang Quandao. I'm being studied at the Seventh People's Hospital! I, Zhang Quandao, am a professional coffin refurbisher, polisher, and waxer. I wholesale black donkey hooves and black dog blood. I also offer homework assistance for grades 1-3, help find lost cats and dogs, and catch mistresses. Professional revenge and vengeance services! Bulk discounts available! Invoices provided! Book club group (small group of 200 people): 481355012. Please state the book title when joining.

14 佣 The Mercenary’s War 佣兵的战争 Like Water如水意Urban7.2M WordsCompleted Gao Yang is a military enthusiast, a very ordinary one. He loves knives, guns, and adventure. After an accident sends him to Africa, he is unlucky enough to be caught in a plane crash. He survives by sheer luck, but from then on he can only earn a living at gunpoint, because he has become a mercenary. How far can a military enthusiast rise in the international mercenary world? Wait and see. 28Votes2.3MRecs3.1MFans

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Gao Yang is a military enthusiast, a very ordinary one. He loves knives, guns, and adventure. In an unexpected turn of events, Gao Yang went to Africa, where he unfortunately survived a plane crash. However, he was forced to live a life of hardship, working as a mercenary. What level of success can a military enthusiast achieve in the international mercenary world? Let's wait and see.

15 最 The Ultimate Anti-Trope System 最强反套路系统 Supreme Commoner太上布衣Xianxia4.5M WordsCompleted The ultimate master of schemes: I hit back with a scheme of my own, sweeping across the cultivation world without a rival. Tell me, who else can compare? Life and death are no big deal. If you won't back down, then fight! “Kid, when I first started pulling schemes, you were still wearing split-crotch pants!” Xu Que set out on the path of scheming. Every day, he was either plotting a scheme or on his way to pull one off! 2Votes895.8kRecs1.3MFans

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The ultimate anti-routine, I counter with a routine that sweeps across the cultivation world without equal. I ask you, who else can stand against me? Take life and death lightly, and fight if you disagree! "Young people, when I started using these tricks, you were still wearing open-crotch pants!" Xu Que embarked on a path of routines, spending every day either using routines or on his way to using routines!

17 老 This Monk Wants to Return to Secular Life 老衲要还俗 A Dream of Millet一梦黄粱Urban3.2M WordsCompleted The myriad faces of humanity and countless divine powers amount to nothing more than a mountain, a temple, and a monk. My new book, The Rabbit Must Die, starts updating on June 1. If you enjoy Huang Liang’s work, check it out! 0Votes1.1MRecs1.1MFans

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Human life is full of wonders and countless supernatural abilities, but they all boil down to a single mountain, a single temple, and a single monk. My new book, "The Rabbit Must Die," will begin updating on June 1st. If you like Huang Liang's works, you can check it out!

18 神 The Ultimate Tycoon 神豪无极限 Stealing a Name偷名Urban2.0M WordsCompleted How do you use a wimp System to reach the peak of life? Anyone there? I’m in a hurry! Also, I think my System is trying to get with me... 0Votes206.9kRecs331.6kFans

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How can I use the "cowardly system" to reach the pinnacle of life? I need an answer urgently! Also, it seems like my system is trying to access me... My new book, "My Return to Life," has been uploaded. Welcome to visit!

20 郭 Guo Dapao's Entertainment Career 郭大炮的文娱生涯 The Great River Flows into the Sea大江入海Urban2.4M WordsCompleted A guy who inexplicably gains memories from another parallel world barges headlong into the entertainment industry, all brute force and bluster. Like a catfish tossed into the water, he stirs the entire entertainment scene into chaos. Everyone turns pale at the sight of him. He is a star who isn’t a star. A writer who performs comic dialogue, a poet who knows martial arts, a singer who acts in comedy sketches, and a farmer who can act. His name is Guo Dalu, known as Guo the Cannon, also known as 0Votes306kRecs220.7kFans

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A guy who inexplicably gained memories of another parallel world plunged headlong into the entertainment industry in a wild and brutal manner. He was like a catfish, stirring up chaos in the entire entertainment industry, making everyone tremble at the sight of him. He is a star who is not a star. He is a writer who can tell jokes, a poet who knows martial arts, a singer who performs skits, and a farmer who can act. His name is Guo Dalu, also known as Guo Dapao or Guo Dahuai. "If you want to die quickly, provoke Guo Da Huai!" — Entertainment Times