Let’s Give This Reading List a Terrible Name 为书单起个不好的名字吧

1 我 My Amazing Phone Ranch 我的神奇手机牧场 Dark Lychee黑暗荔枝Sci-Fi422k WordsOngoing Look, there’s a spirit. It got hurt in a fight and looks so pitiful. If this goes on, its yin energy will soon dissipate, and its soul will be scattered... Why not eat it? This one failed to get revenge and is even angrier. Better eat it, too. This one died a pitiful death, but it often bullied others. That would throw the ecosystem out of balance, so I have no choice but to eat it. And then there are monsters. Unlike spirits, monsters have physical bodies. That means they’re rich in protein, so 0Votes144.9kRecs121.5kFans

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Look, there's a spirit here. He's injured in a fight and looks pitiful. If this continues, his yin energy will soon dissipate, and his soul will be scattered... Why don't we just eat him? This one failed to get revenge, and her anger level is even higher. Let's just eat her. Although this one died pitifully, it often bullied others, which would affect the ecological balance if it continued like this. So it had to be eaten. There are also monsters. Monsters are different from spirits; they have physical bodies. This means they are rich in protein, so of course they should be eaten. Jiang Zhou: Why are you looking at me? It's not like I'm going to eat you.

2 异 A Teacher's Example in Another World 异世师表 Qu Huang渠黄Western Fantasy6.5M WordsOngoing A fallen prince? Recruited! A commoner genius? Recruited! A useless rich playboy? Recruited! Elegant elves, rude orcs, stubborn dwarves... all recruited! The great master Yun Feng once said: There are no useless students, only useless teachers! 0Votes33.1kRecs35.3kFans

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A disgraced prince? Take him in! A genius from humble beginnings? Take him! A good-for-nothing playboy? Take him in! Elegant elves, rude orcs, stubborn dwarves... I'll take them all! The great master Yunfeng said: There are no useless students, only useless teachers!

3 带 Bringing The Farm To Live In Another World 带着农场混异界 Ming Yu明宇Eastern Fantasy57.3M WordsOngoing Let others do as they please. I'll tend my own fields. If anyone dares to mess with me, they won't live to see next year. Zhao Hai, a shut-in, transmigrated to another world with QQ Farm and found himself in the body of a down-and-out minor noble. His fief was a stretch of black earth where nothing would grow. More importantly, he had an incredibly formidable fiancée, who happened to be the heir to a duchy and its future grand duchess! And most importantly of all, he was utterly useless at both 78Votes585.7kRecs282.2kFans

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Let him be as arrogant as he wants, I'll just keep farming. If he tries to mess with me, he won't last past next year. A homebody named Zhao Hai, along with his QQ Farm character, transmigrated to another world and possessed the body of a down-on-his-luck minor nobleman. His fiefdom was a barren, black soil where nothing could grow. Most importantly, he had an incredibly powerful fiancée—the heir to a duchy, the future Grand Duchess! And to top it all off, he was utterly useless in both magic and martial arts, unable to learn either. I can't learn magic, but I have a farm. Do you dare attack me? I'll release insects to eat up your military rations and your crops, poison your water sources with pesticides and herbicides, and plant weeds all over your land. Let's see if you still dare to attack me then. What? You're going to hire an assassin to kill me? Hehehe, I'll hide in my little cabin on my farm and see how you try to beat me. Once you're gone, I'll make sure your country's crops fail, and then everyone will rise up against you. Let's see if you still dare to come and kill me then. Watch as a slightly cunning otaku uses his QQ Farm to become a nightmare for everyone in the world, a world of swords and magic.

5 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632