Not Fluff, With Some Food for Thought 不小白，有思考

1 就 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气 Autumn Knife Slashes Fish秋刀斩鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment- 0Votes273.5kRecs252.1kFans

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He's a eunuch for copying books. He's always stirring up trouble. He's the universally condemned "Eunuch King," and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! —Tang Jian: "Sigh, I'm desperate too! Ever since I acquired the [Invincible System That Makes People Infuriated and Is Unresponsive], I feel restless if I don't infuriate someone for even a minute!" —A word of caution before you start: The beginning is a bit toxic. This is a lighthearted and humorous novel with positive energy! If you click on it, you'll find that this book is quite funny, hilarious, touching, and quite enjoyable! P. S.: My completed novel of the same genre, *Master of Chinese Entertainment*, is passable. My new book, *The Prodigal Director*, is currently being serialized...

3 我 I Want to Be Emperor 我要做皇帝 Yao Li Stabs Jing Ke要离刺荆轲Historical5.3M WordsCompleted By the Mandate of Heaven, may the dynasty endure forever. I have drawn on the hard-won achievements of three generations and invoked the great cause of all under Heaven. With a three-foot sword in hand, I shall become ruler of all the world. The head of the Wiman king of Joseon now hangs above the northern gate of the Han capital. The Zhao rulers of Nanyue have surrendered their lands and submitted to the empire. The Central Empire, the Celestial Empire above all nations, is about to take shape. 0Votes1.4MRecs739.6kFans

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By the mandate of Heaven, may your life be long and prosperous. I, having built upon the accumulated merits of three generations and upheld the great principles of the realm, have taken up my three-foot sword to become the king of the world. The head of King Wiman of Korea has been hung at the northern gate of the Han capital. The Zhao family of Nanyue surrendered their territory and became part of the Chinese empire. The Central Empire, the Celestial Empire, is about to take shape. But that's not enough! In my eyes now, there are only the Xiongnu! He led his army to conquer the country, captured the Xiongnu chieftain in the north, and brought him before me to be punished!

4 全 The All-Around Rebounding Creep 全能篮板痴汉 Dragon Bone Porridge龙骨粥Sports3.1M WordsCompleted I'm grateful to have had you with me on this long journey! 2005: The gods take their places. Yao, McGrady, Kobe, LeBron, Carter, Iverson, Wade, Duncan, Garnett, Nowitzki, Nash, Kidd... A host of basketball gods stand in his way. Durant, Curry, Paul, Harden, Westbrook... Future superstars are charging in. Reborn in 2005, power forward Chen Mu becomes an all-around rebounding fanatic, competing with the gods and 0Votes51.6kRecs56.3kFans

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My new book, "The Scoring Maniac," has been released. I hope you will continue to support it! Thank you for being with me on this long journey! 2005, the gods returned to their places. Yao, McGrady, Kobe, James, Kawhi, Iverson, Wade, Deng, Gasol, Noah, Nadal, Geek... A whole host of gods stood in front of him. Durant, Curry, Paul, Harden, Westbrook... Future superstars are coming in strong. Reborn back to 2005, power forward Chen Mu transforms into an all-around rebounding machine, vying for glory with the gods and contributing to China's rise. Cheers in the classroom, bustling activity in the cafeteria, fierce competition in front of the computer – veteran fans can come and reminisce, and new fans can come and relive the past. Do you still remember that best of times...?

5 重 Heavy Armoured Truck In Post-apocalyptic World 重卡战车在末世 Bai Yuhan白雨涵Sci-Fi2.1M WordsCompleted “There are always villains trying to harm me!” “The apocalypse is coming any minute. I have to survive!” Shen Cong, who suffers from paranoid delusions, sees people online claiming the end of the world is nigh and immediately believes them. He shuts himself inside and devotes himself to building his own apocalypse vehicle and honing his survival skills. Until one day... The apocalypse really comes. 6Votes685.5kRecs514.4kFans

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"There are always treacherous subjects who want to harm me!" "The end of the world is coming soon, I must survive!" Shen Cong, a patient suffering from paranoia, saw someone online saying that the end of the world was coming. He immediately believed this and stayed at home, focusing on building his own doomsday vehicle and honing his survival skills. Until one day. It really is the end of the world. Heavy Truck Group ②: 320472663; Subscription Group: 548506816. My new book, "Iron Police," has been released. Thank you all for your support!

6 恶 The Villain 恶汉 Geng Xin庚新Historical2.7M WordsCompleted I transmigrated and was reborn… Only to become Dong Zhuo's son. But I remember that Dong Zhuo didn't have a son in the Three Kingdoms. What kind of situation is this? My impression of Dong Zhuo is that he fought with a mighty general over a woman. Though he got the little Diao, he lost his head. Then his entire family was beheaded by that mighty general, and even his white-haired grandmother was beheaded by Huangfu Song. What am I supposed to do? I can't make paper, I don't know how to make gunp 0Votes1.1MRecs600.9kFans

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I've traveled through time, I've been reborn... He ended up being Dong Zhuo's son. But I remember Dong Zhuo had no sons in the Three Kingdoms period, so what kind of situation is this? My impression of Dong Zhuo is that he was fighting with his fierce general brother for a woman. Although he got the ferret, he lost his head. Then the whole family was beheaded by the fierce general, even the white-haired grandmother was beheaded by Huangfu Song. What do I do? I don't know how to make paper, I don't understand gunpowder, let alone the advanced technique of dipping in fire. I'm just a lowly forest ranger who forgot to bring Baidu (the Chinese search engine) with me when I transmigrated, and to make matters worse, I was born into the body of an incredibly ugly creature. My father saw me as a monster, and everyone else treated me like a monstrous flood, except for my grandmother and sister... I must live. To save my grandmother from being beheaded, I must first kill Huangfu Song. What good will changing history do? Everything I do is to survive, and to let those who love me live.

7 神 The New Recruit at S.H.I.E.L.D. 神盾局的新晋职员 Professional Slacker职业偷懒Light Novel1.2M WordsCompleted Lee Weiss becomes Wesley and arrives in a parallel world with a junky intelligent System, becoming a member of the Fraternity of Assassins. Soon, agents and superheroes from the movies start appearing one after another, and he becomes a new recruit at S.H.I.E.L.D. As the System keeps upgrading, he finally gains access to the abilities of various League of Legends champions. But things don't go smoothly: on his very first day, he throws Captain America over his shoulder, and his new job soon take 0Votes139.2kRecs205.1kFans

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Reeves transforms into Wesley, arriving in a parallel world with a junk AI system and becoming a member of the League of Assassins. He subsequently appears alongside agents and superheroes reminiscent of the movies, and also becomes a new employee of S. H. I. E. L. D. As the system continued to upgrade, he was finally able to use the skills of various heroes in League of Legends. However, things did not go smoothly. In his first report, he actually gave Captain America an over-the-shoulder throw, and his new job became more complicated afterward.