Lighthearted and Funny Stories 轻松搞笑文集

1 晚 The Late Tang Dynasty 晚唐 Muzi Blue木子蓝色Historical3.7M WordsCompleted The fourteenth year of the Xiantong reign of the Tang Dynasty, 873 AD. Emperor Yizong, the Tang Dynasty's seventeenth ruler, has died. As the empire basks in the setting sun, its new emperor, twelve-year-old Li Xuan, takes the throne as the eighteenth ruler, Emperor Xizong. At this point, only a few months remain before the private salt trader Wang Xianzhi raises an army against the Tang with ten commanders at his side. Another private salt trader, Huang Chao, who loves writing poems about chrys 0Votes113.7kRecs118.7kFans

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The fourteenth year of the Xiantong era of the Tang Dynasty, 873 AD. When Emperor Yizong, the seventeenth emperor of the Tang Dynasty, passed away, the empire in its twilight years welcomed the twelve-year-old Emperor Xizong, Li Xuan. At this time, it had only been a few months since the salt smuggler Wang Xianzhi led ten generals to rebel against the Tang Dynasty, and Huang Chao, another salt smuggler who loved to write poems about chrysanthemums, had long harbored resentment towards the Tang Dynasty. At this time, Li Keyong, the Prince of Jin, was merely a low-ranking military officer on the frontier, and the Thirteen Protectors had not yet made a name for themselves. Zhu Wen, the rogue and incestuous emperor of the Later Liang dynasty, was feeding pigs at a landlord's house, while Wang Jian, the Prince of Shu, was butchering a donkey. Qian Liu, the King of Wuyue, was a henchman for salt merchants, and Yang Xingmi, the King of Wu, had become a bandit in Luzhou... At that moment, Li Jing inadvertently stumbled into the twilight of the Tang Dynasty.

2 三 A Good Kid in the Three Kingdoms 三国好孩子 Wu Laolang吴老狼Historical2.7M WordsCompleted Cao Cao, Guo Jia, Xun You, Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Cao Ren, Cao Chun, Cao Hong, Yue Jin, Li Dian, Yu Jin, Dian Wei! They're here to kill me. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, and it seems Chen Dao too, that ferocious warrior who never made a name for himself in Romance of the Three Kingdoms but was every bit as formidable as Zhao Yun! They're here to take my territory. Heavens! I'm not Boss Dong. I don't have Lü Bu to deal with these mighty warriors. I'm just a good kid, an honest kid: Tao 0Votes191.7kRecs116.4kFans

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Cao Cao, Guo Jia, Xun You, Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Cao Ren, Cao Chun, Cao Hong, Yue Jin, Li Dian, Yu Jin, Dian Wei! They're here to kill me. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, and it seems there's also Chen Dao, that fierce man who wasn't mentioned in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" but whose actual martial prowess was in no way inferior to Zhao Yun's! They're here to take over my territory. Good heavens! I'm not Dong Zhuo, and I don't have Lü Bu to deal with these powerful figures. I'm just a good kid, an honest kid, a typical minor character in the chaotic Three Kingdoms period, Tao Ying, the second son of the honest Tao Qian. How can I possibly contend with these formidable people? There was no other way; I had to fight them to the death! No matter how brave and invincible they were, how treacherous and cunning they were, or how vicious and cruel they were. And no matter how honest and kind I was, how gentle and pure I was, or how benevolent and compassionate I was, I would raise my banner of justice and fight them to the bitter end! My banner is: Benevolence, Righteousness, Propriety, Wisdom, and Trustworthiness! Gentleness, Kindness, Respect, Frugality, and Humility! My motto is: I'd rather the world betray me than I betray the world!

4 大 The Great Song's Powerful Chancellor 大宋权相 Wu Laolang吴老狼Historical2.2M WordsCompleted When a great house is about to fall, a lone pillar cannot hold it up. When a great house is about to fall, can a crooked pillar hold it up? 0Votes104.8kRecs48.1kFans

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A building is about to collapse; a single pillar cannot support it. If a building is about to collapse, can a crooked log support it?

5 回 Back in the Ming Dynasty as a Talented Scholar 回到大明当才子 Wu Laolang吴老狼Historical2.1M WordsCompleted In short, Young Master Zhang really is an exceptionally good man: a perfect gentleman and a true moral paragon of the Great Ming! Of course, no one is so talented that he escapes envy. No matter how good Young Master Zhang, the top scholar Zhang, may be, there will always be narrow-minded, twisted, ill-intentioned, ill-mannered petty rats who slander and defame him at every turn. At the very least, not a single Jurchen or bondservant can stand the sight of Young Master Zhang. Why? Because our Yo 0Votes158.8kRecs215kFans

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In short, Young Master Zhang is indeed a very rare and good person, a true gentleman, and definitely a moral exemplar of the Ming Dynasty! Of course, only mediocre people are not envied. No matter how good Zhang Da Shao Ye and Zhang Da Tan Hua are, there will always be a group of narrow-minded, psychologically abnormal, scheming, and ill-mannered scoundrels who will slander and defame him in every way. At least none of the Jurchens and bondservants can stand Zhang Da Shao Ye. Why? Because our young master Zhang single-handedly ruined the Qing Dynasty's conquest of the Central Plains! He blatantly destroyed the Kangxi and Qianlong era of prosperity! He viciously destroyed the twelve Qing emperors who were so lavishly praised by their bondservants!

6 最 The Most Immortal Journey 最仙遊 Xia Xie虾写Xianxia1.4M WordsCompleted Those who comprehend the Heavenly Dao do not necessarily understand the human heart. Wherever people gather, there is a jianghu, even in the celestial court. If everyone took no action and had no rivalries, desires, or hopes, every place would be as stagnant as dead water. Cultivating immortality is to defy heaven. The seven emotions and six desires are human nature. What is the point of becoming an immortal by forsaking emotion and desire? You’d be worse than a piece of rotten wood, which can s 2Votes222.4kRecs91kFans

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Those who can comprehend the Way of Heaven may not necessarily understand the human heart. Wherever there are people, there is a world of its own, even in the heavens. If everyone were inactive, without struggle, desire, or hope, the world would be like stagnant water. Cultivating immortality is inherently defying the heavens. Human nature is to have seven emotions and six desires. What good is becoming an immortal by forgetting emotions and desires? You're no better than rotten wood, which can still feel the cold of wind and frost and the vibrant spring. To seek the Great Dao, one abandons emotions and desires, not realizing that seeking the Great Dao is itself desire.

7 网 Online Game: The Martial World Hegemony Map 网游之武林霸图 Xia Xie虾写Gaming872k WordsCompleted New novel: The Most Immortal Journey New and returning readers are welcome! Book ID: 3336008 0Votes131kRecs48.8kFans

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New book "The Most Immortal Journey" Welcome to both new and returning readers. Book number 3336008