Yang Rui, a fat and obscene man who was born as a graduate monk in the Department of Biology, lost his job after graduation and accidentally became an all-around gold medal lecturer in a cram school. In 1982, he fell into a tall and handsome college entrance examination repeater with a brain full of books and materials
The college entrance examination admission rate in the 1980s was very low? Classmates, follow me...
This is the story of an impure technician.
"Do you crave knowledge?"
"When you reach the pinnacle of human knowledge, you will have whatever you want, omnipotent."
"Then I crave knowledge!"
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I am a person born in the 1980s and a spiritual practitioner.
I can use paper cranes to convey messages, turn stones into gold, draw a picture on the ground as a prison, fly into the sky to escape from the ground... I can do all these magical powers.
But...
If I could go back twenty years, I would rather be an ordinary person who grew up drinking melamine milk powder and eating gutter oil.
Because as my Taoism deepens day by day, the only way out before me is to leave the earth! ! ! Damn it, I'm not an astronaut or an alien. Why would I leave the earth and go into space?
At the same time, I gradually understood why there have been no great masters of Taoism on earth in the past few hundred years, and I finally understood what the real Age of Ending Dharma is!
Before leaving the earth, I can only create a paradise for myself to live in temporarily.
The reason is hard to explain in one word...
All in this book.
[The new book "Xunshan Xiaowei" has been released]
The spiritual energy is revived, and the great world is about to emerge. Hundreds of schools of thought, the gods of the West, and the mythical civilization that disappeared in the dust of history are returning!
Looking at the protagonist Jiang Xiaobai, Shanye asked, preached overseas, and embarked on the road of killing gods step by step!
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Wild: birds and animals, flowers, birds, fish and insects.
Leading two fat pandas to the Spring Festival Gala to pay New Year greetings to everyone, making the Chinese people remember the name "Ji An". A photo of him wearing an animal skin and walking with lions on the Serengeti savanna made him famous all over the world. He is the only one who can wrestle with orangutans, go undercover in packs of wolves and lions, and sneak into the crowd of beasts to play live broadcasts.
Starting from dog walking live broadcast, fishing live broadcast, safari park live broadcast, safari jungle live broadcast, ocean live broadcast, the boy gradually grew into an urban beast king.
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Nuclear carving, jade carving, wood carving, lacquer art, calligraphy, landscape painting, freehand painting, gongbi painting, tea art, fragrance art... In China for five thousand years, every handicraft is so beautiful that it shakes the soul!
For five thousand years, these traditional skills have brightened the daily lives of Chinese people.
Five thousand years later, the soul of China is still there!
Qin Huai: Intangible cultural heritage is waiting for you to discover its breathtaking beauty.
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K life forms invade and earth insects mutate.
Tang Yu was unfortunately bitten by a mutated insect and died. When he was reborn, he found that he had become an ant, the smallest ant in the world - a thief ant.
PS new book "Star Cockroach" has been uploaded, please support
Do you think kindergarten is all about kids? Then you are wrong!
Have you ever seen a 36D little friend?
"According to the nine-tailed fox's lifespan, she is only 2 years old!" The little nine-tailed fox girl held her hands in her hands with a cute look on her face;
"Have you ever seen a little friend who killed a cow with one punch?
"Director, can I jump and say it?" Baby Hanbao rolled his eyes and said jumpily.
"Director, Director, I am the most obedient..."
"The worst thing is you! Gou Ritian! Put your pants on quickly, you will rub the air into sparks!!"
Ever since he came back from Nanshan Mental Hospital, Jiang Xuan has never had a peaceful day!
"Tell the principal, I am a normal human being!"
"Master, don't make trouble, you, a 60-year-old monk, have to come to a kindergarten. What's going on?"
The new book has been released (there really is such a principled system), I hope you all like it.
After being blackmailed for saving someone, Chen Hao looked up to the sky and roared: If I ever help others again, I will be struck to death by lightning.
Ding dong: The system for helping spirits to enjoy is activated.
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Matrix (matrix) originally means the place where life is born and the beginning of everything.
When various virtual monsters that should not exist in reality appear in reality, and when humans face the unprecedented supernatural object "The Matrix Game", an unprecedented human crisis is about to reincarnate. On the eve of this crisis, Lu Li is accidentally trapped in the "Matrix Game". In the "Matrix Game", he must survive and solve each death-threatening game, so as to gain the opportunity to change his own destiny, which will also become the key and turning point in changing the destiny of mankind.
If you copy books, you will be a eunuch. Always making trouble. He is known as the eunuch king and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry!
——Tang Jian: "Hey, I'm desperate too! Ever since I got [the invincible system of making people angry to death without paying for their lives], if I don't make people angry for a minute, I feel uncomfortable all over!" If you click on it, you will find that this book is funny, funny, touching, and beautiful!
PS: The completed old book of the same genre, "Master of Chinese Entertainment", is just a good read. The new book "The Prodigal Director" is currently being serialized...
Follow one's will and go against one's will, just a thought in one's heart...
Immortal Ni animation will be broadcast on Tencent Video at 10:00 every Monday from September 25th. VIPs can watch 2 episodes in advance; meet to witness Wang Lin's lifelong persistence in the animation!
Fantasy is reality, imagination is truth. When a false assumption is recognized by reality, no matter how outrageous it is, it is also the truth. 'One hundred percent kill three birds with one stone', 'Forced defense and counterattack', 'Absolute invincibility password',… A super gamma ray burst opened up Bai Ge's mind, allowing him to implant abnormal settings into reality. From the moment his mind connected to reality, Bai Ge intentionally or unintentionally brought many inexplicable and abnormal things to the world. When weird objects that ruined the world's outlook on life appeared in the eyes of scientists, an institution was born to contain such abnormal things... No one knew where the objects came from, and Bai Ge said: "You can't let anyone know even if you kill me. The objects are related to him..."
Because of an accident, Chen Fan accidentally obtained an electric eel as a clone!
As a very thoughtful person, Chen Fan certainly had to study this electric eel clone carefully.
Captains, are you still troubled by Somali pirates? Come to the website and hire me, and I guarantee that your ship will be safer than an aircraft carrier escort!
What what? Ah San launched a new stealth frigate?
Has this guy forgotten what I said in the ocean?
Go online and spend one million US dollars to register as a VIP member, and no matter how weak you are, you will get a sky that belongs to you in the vast ocean.
PS: A new book is released: "Super Monster Factory", a book that also talks about monsters, but is more exciting.
If it fails, help you commit suicide - "The Lotus Treasure Mirror",
This is a story about boy's kung fu. A poor man was forced to learn a set of sinister kung fu. Before he mastered the magical technique, he was not allowed to be close to women, otherwise the "Lotus Treasure Mirror" would help him commit suicide with a 'click'! !
The new book has been uploaded. The title is "Lotus Treasure Mirror" and the ISBN is 181086. The following is a brief introduction to the content of the new book.
Everyone is familiar with the "Sunflower Book", but what about the "Lotus Book"?
If you want to practice this skill, you must first retreat from the palace! This is "Sunflower Collection"
If you don't succeed, I'll help you commit suicide! This is the "Lotus Treasure Mirror",
This is a story about boy's kung fu. A poor man was forced to learn a set of sinister kung fu. He was not allowed to have sex with women until he achieved his mastery of the magical kung fu, otherwise the "Lotus Treasure Mirror" would help him commit suicide with a 'click'! !
As for how to be successful, it depends on a certain poor man working hard to do good deeds, doing good deeds, accumulating virtue, and accumulating a little bit of insignificant immortality.
Therefore, our protagonist vows to work hard, do good deeds all over the world, and help everyone in the world.
As a result, his immortal family's wish strength increased a little bit every day.
So, a certain guy who was a level 3 bastard got the nickname "The Most Good Man in the World". Even if he kicked a widow's door in the middle of the night, he would be regarded as doing good deeds...
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The through train is below
A different rebirth, we start from raising pigs...
Friends, Heishui's new book is out. "Bad Shenhao System", please help me collect it and support it. Thank you very much...
Lu Yuan had a USB flash drive with more than a dozen movies stored in it. When he discovered that he could freely ingest items from these dozen movies and bring them into the real world, this was definitely a huge opportunity! However, disaster soon followed, and the crisis caused by the mutated USB drive was gradually threatening the safety of the entire real world.
Book club group: 137646531
In the vast cosmic world where four races, including the demon world, the blood race, the angel race, and the human race, stand together, after the first battle between gods and demons, mankind was defeated and the shameful "Ancient Agreement" was signed in the ancient times. Humanity began a humiliating policy of cruelty, silently recuperating... Countless billions of years later, an unknown human master flew up, looked at the desolate ancient land, looked at the ruined mountains and rivers, and let out a roar. The vast second battle between gods and demons slowly unfolded amidst the roar of this human being. Humanity is destined to win, and this is destined to be a tragic war...
In a modern world where Zen Buddhism is almost extinct, Suwen, as the abbot of a temple, develops the temple, trains monks, opens a martial arts school, liberates people, catches ghosts, and farms. The story of spreading Buddhism, saving all sentient beings, and finally becoming a national teacher.
Donor, I see that your bones are extraordinary. Why don't you come into my door, let go of your worries, and achieve transcendence.
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Reader group number: 584967041
Martial arts have never died, they are always in our hearts. Xia does not necessarily have to be in a feudal society, or even have a sect or martial arts. Xia is actually our dream, the kind of dream where we draw a sword to help when there is an uneven road, the kind of dream of sharpening a sword for ten years.
The beginning of this book is called Yijian in Ten Years, and the story takes place in a university named Yijian...
Our story begins with a young boy. Have you heard of many bizarre stories spread among the people? Have you ever had any admiration or yearning for the capable people in the story who possess magical powers? What this book tells is the stories of people with strange skills scattered among the people. They possess Qi Men Dun Jia. When their abilities are no longer recognized by this era, how should they make a choice?
I'm so unlucky, really
When people travel through time, I can only be transported through time
When people pick up girls, I can only be attracted by girls...
In my "several" pawnshops, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Shi, etc., And a series of hilarious stories happened
This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
This is an adventure story about a lizard growing into a dragon, and it is also a war history of fantasy and technological civilization. Let us experience this magnificent war in the cosmic starry sky from the perspective of a giant dragon.
At the gate of the courtyard of the East Family Area of Chuhua University, the guard uncle answered the phone, opened the window and shouted angrily toward the grove not far away: "Hei Tan, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Whoosh - a black cat burst out of the dense grass on the other side of the grove, ran towards a certain building, and disappeared at the entrance of the corridor in the blink of an eye. After it, cat heads emerged from the grass one after another. When dinner is served, everyone goes back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers. ... Some people say that cats are the only animals in the world whose entire race is insane. Yuanfang, what do you think? ----------------If you don't have any practice, you can click "X" if you want to see it. ————The new book "Future King" has been released.
"In the far east, there is a strange little shop that has rejected Michelin's three-star rating several times. The price there is expensive, a bowl of fried rice with soup and egg is 288RMB, and I forgot that there is a plate of kimchi, but even so, there are many people waiting in line. It does not accept reservations, but only accepts queuing in person. Countless people queue up in special planes, and of course there is no parking space or parking space. The service there is terrible, they even ask the customers to serve the dishes and clean the table by themselves, oh! God, this boss is crazy." - "Michelin Food Magazine"
This is a story about a game in the real world. Fang Shi was unemployed again. He had an accident while playing a game, and then found that he had become a real game character, a warlock. So Fang Shi began to use this interesting and novel identity to start his own new life journey.
From the encounters and encounters one by one, in the communication with people with different personalities, in the encounters and joys, in the losses and gains, Fang Shi grows and transforms unconsciously.
Let us follow his urban adventure and observe and think about the truth of life from a new perspective.
With the body of castration, he holds the power of life and death.
Wearing Chilong robe, hundreds of officials are called a thousand years old.
In the rain of blood in the martial arts world, I came alone, with bones and skin, and a knife in my palm.
A modern man, Bai Muchiu, travels through a large country in the Central Plains called Wu Dynasty and finds out that he has become a young eunuch. In that year, the Liao Dynasty wielded its troops and stationed its horses, the Jurchen was born in the white mountains and black waters, the greedy Daxia in the west, and the grassland in the north that bent its bow and shot the giant eagle.
A heart-stirring national epic, as well as a martial arts poem for children of all ages.
With this broken body, I put my country before my family.
Group number: 371508141
I have a special ability - I can find the body of the deceased by touching the relics of the deceased. So, I took this as a career, "finding people" for the families of the deceased. However, when I used dead people to earn high rewards time and time again, I found that I had also been pulled to the edge of death.
This book has been published.
Kuanghaiwanghu Book Club: 235957426.
Black technology originally refers to science and technology independently developed by non-human beings, which are superior to the current level of human technology and understanding, and even lack scientific basis and violate the principles of nature. This kind of technology that transcends the times can advance human civilization when used for its benefits, and can destroy civilization when used for its disadvantages.
Chen Yang, who was parasitized by extraterrestrial creatures, was originally an ordinary human on earth, but now he needs to face a problem. He has technology that exceeds the current level, how should he use it?
However, before that, he has to face another problem. The alien creature parasitic on him is not a good partner that is easy to get along with. On the contrary, the most hateful prisoner cannot describe its evil.
Its attitude towards human beings is related to the future of mankind. Whether it is for himself or all mankind, the first thing Chen Yang must learn is how to get along with an "alien".
Materials are the foundation of industry and the cornerstone of a large industrial country.
Qin Hai, a materials science expert from the 21st century, traveled to a small agricultural machinery factory in 1985. As a result, all regrets will eventually disappear, and all brilliance will be continued.
Electrical functional materials, optical functional materials, biomedical functional materials, superconducting materials, nanomaterials, chemical thin film materials, smart materials, sensitive materials, hydrogen storage materials... All kinds of magic are available in "Material Empire".