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1 我 My Amazing Phone Ranch 我的神奇手机牧场 Dark Lychee黑暗荔枝Sci-Fi422k WordsOngoing Look, there’s a spirit. It got hurt in a fight and looks so pitiful. If this goes on, its yin energy will soon dissipate, and its soul will be scattered... Why not eat it? This one failed to get revenge and is even angrier. Better eat it, too. This one died a pitiful death, but it often bullied others. That would throw the ecosystem out of balance, so I have no choice but to eat it. And then there are monsters. Unlike spirits, monsters have physical bodies. That means they’re rich in protein, so 0Votes144.9kRecs121.5kFans

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Look, there's a spirit here. He's injured in a fight and looks pitiful. If this continues, his yin energy will soon dissipate, and his soul will be scattered... Why don't we just eat him? This one failed to get revenge, and her anger level is even higher. Let's just eat her. Although this one died pitifully, it often bullied others, which would affect the ecological balance if it continued like this. So it had to be eaten. There are also monsters. Monsters are different from spirits; they have physical bodies. This means they are rich in protein, so of course they should be eaten. Jiang Zhou: Why are you looking at me? It's not like I'm going to eat you.

2 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 170Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632

3 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 116Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

4 超EN The Legendary Mechanic 超神机械师 Qi Peijia齐佩甲Gaming5.2M WordsCompleted Han Xiao, a veteran power-leveling player in Stellar Sea, was thrown into the transmigration crowd by a mysterious force from the East, or rather, from a certain otaku. With a player interface in tow, he became an NPC and returned to the days before Stellar Sea's open beta. He resolutely chose the highest-difficulty class: Mechanic. Warships sail in formation across the stars, star-powered mechs twist through the heavens like dragons, psychic cannons lay waste to worlds, and an endless mechanica 434Votes9.2MRecs5.5MFans

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Han Xiao, a veteran power leveler in Starsea, was thrown into the transmigration army by a mysterious force from the East. He was transformed into an NPC with a player panel and returned to the time before the open beta of Starsea. He resolutely chose the most difficult mechanical class. Warships lined up across the starry sea, star mechs soared like dragons, psionic cannons ravaged the heavens and earth, and an endless mechanical army quietly waited in their personal storage. One person is an entire legion! If it weren't for the players, this book would be a serious and proper isekai (another world) story... As NPCs, normal NPCs offer a full range of functions to players... Issuing quests? Adjusting affinity? Teaching skills? Wait a minute, I recognize all these players. Well, the real world has also returned to what it was ten years ago. Group 2: 157302881 Group 3: 884339155 VIP Group: 547599250 (Requires 10,000 follower points for administrator approval)

5 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! 大王饶命 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A car accident changes high school student Lu Shu’s life. When the age of spiritual qi revival arrives, he’s determined to lead the way. Survival of the fittest. The victor rules. … 152Votes11.6MRecs5.4MFans

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High school student Lü Shu's life is changed by a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy revival arrives, he wants to be a leader of this era. Survival of the fittest, the winner takes all.

8 逆 Riding the Tide of a Pure-Hearted Era 逆流纯真年代 Worldly Arsenal人间武库Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Time is a ship. Some people like to think of those few years in the early 1990s as the final voyage of a once-innocent era. Jiang Che, long since changed by the passing years, returns against the current and starts over in 1992, writing a brilliant youth that can finally be laid to rest properly. [Welcome to the second VIP group for Reversing the Current of Innocent Days: 497283806 (You must provide a screenshot showing you’ve purchased the whole book to join. This time, I’ll try to talk more.)] 41Votes2.9MRecs1.6MFans

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Time is a ship sailing on a ship, and some people like to regard the early 1990s as the last leg of that innocent era. Jiang Che, who is no longer innocent with the passing years, returns against the current, restarting 1992, and writing a brilliant chapter of youth that can finally be properly settled. Welcome to the VIP Group 2 for the Innocent Years Against the Current: 497283806 (You need to subscribe to the full subscription and provide a screenshot to join. I'll try to talk more this time.)

9 不 A Different Kind of Immortal Sect 不一样的仙宗 Feathers Fall, Forming Words羽落成文Xianxia1.1M WordsCompleted [The new novel, The Primordial God Within Me, is now out. New and returning readers are all welcome to check it out!] At the inauguration of the seventh sect master of Yingtian Sect, Chen Yuan presided over the ceremony and delivered a speech: “What makes a prestigious sect? It has more spirit stones than you, more magic treasures than you, stronger cultivation techniques, and stronger disciples... And what makes a righteous sect? Whoever listens to me is righteous. Anyone who ignores me is a he 0Votes57.7kRecs53.1kFans

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My new book, "The Lord God Resides in My Body," has been released. New and old friends are welcome to read and appreciate it. At the inauguration ceremony of the seventh sect leader of Yingtian Sect, Chen Yuan presided over the meeting and delivered a speech: "What is a prestigious sect? A prestigious sect is one that has more spirit stones than you, more magical treasures than you, stronger cultivation techniques than you, and its members are even stronger than you... What is a righteous sect? If you listen to me, you are a righteous sect; if you ignore me, you are a heretical sect; and if you oppose me, you will be eliminated..." A burst of enthusiastic applause erupted from the audience. The elders stroked their beards with smiles, their faces full of satisfaction. The junior female students blushed, their eyes filled with admiration. The junior male students suddenly understood, their hearts filled with sincere admiration. Witness how a young man who cannot attract spiritual energy into his body rises to become the leader of a sect, and how he bewitches a prestigious sect that has been benevolent for thousands of years to bully the world. The 27th branch of the Yingtian Sect is now accepting disciples! All fellow Daoists are welcome to join: 521581655

10 舌 The Song of the Song Dynasty 舌尖上的大宋 Hula Hoop Master呼啦圈大神Historical4.3M WordsCompleted A genius young chef transmigrates to the Great Song, puts his wits to work, talks his way into a fortune, and opens a restaurant. Watching the people of the Great Song suffer in dire straits, Yang Huairen announces loudly, “I’m here to save you all!” The common folk say, “After eating his noodles, my back doesn’t ache and my legs don’t hurt. I can even climb stairs without breaking a sweat!” The emperor says, “After eating his dishes, I feel hale and hearty. Spending the night with eighteen b 0Votes97.3kRecs31.8kFans

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A genius chef transmigrates to the Song Dynasty and uses his brainpower to swindle a fortune into opening a restaurant. Looking at the people of the Song Dynasty suffering in dire straits, Yang Huai-ren loudly proclaimed, "Brother has come to save you!" The people say, "After eating his noodles, my back and legs don't ache anymore, and I can even climb the stairs without any trouble!" The emperor said, "After eating his cooking, I feel healthy and strong, and the dream of being able to have sex eighteen times a night is no longer a dream!" The soldiers said, "After eating his cooking, we can cut down the barbarians like chopping melons and vegetables—it's so satisfying!" The barbarian tribesmen said, "I want to be a Song person! I never want to be a barbarian again!" Cook dishes from all over the country, and savor the myriad flavors of life: sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy. Friendly reminder: This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Please contact 110 (the police) for assistance. Book club: 567,499,926. Foodies from all walks of life are welcome to join and offer their advice.

11 一 A Will Eternal 一念永恒 Er Gen耳根Xianxia3.7M WordsCompleted With a single thought, the sea becomes vast; with a single thought, the fields turn to mulberry groves. With a single thought, ten thousand demons are slain; with a single thought, ten thousand immortals are destroyed. Only my thought… is eternal. This is Er Gen’s fourth full-length novel, A Will Eternal, following Renegade Immortal, Pursuit of the Truth, and I Shall Seal the Heavens. 28Votes17.3MRecs9.2MFans

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A single thought can create an ocean, or a single thought can turn a field into a mulberry field. A single thought can slay a thousand demons, or a single thought can annihilate ten thousand immortals. Only my thoughts... Eternity This is Er Gen's fourth full-length novel, *A Thought Through Eternity*, following *Against the Gods*, *Seeking the Demon*, and *I Shall Seal the Heavens*.