No Idiotic Characters, Just Food for Thought 不要脑残要思考

2 我 I Am Antivirus Software 我是杀毒软件 Lazy Bird懒鸟Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted I roam between darkness and light. Slaughter is my closest friend, evil my servant. Countless bones become my scepter, fresh blood stains my cloak, and wherever my cold wings pass, cries of death will shake the heavens! I am the Grim Reaper, and I’m also antivirus software. 0Votes647.4kRecs350.6kFans

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I wander between darkness and light, slaughter is my dearest friend, evil is my servant, piles of bones become my scepter, blood stains my cloak crimson, and wherever my cold wings pass, the cries of death will shake the heavens and the earth! I am Death, and also an antivirus software. (My new book, "The Nationwide Expedition: Saving the Cultivation World," has been officially uploaded. Please support it!) (Group: 215053774)

4 食 The Ogre's Gourmet Box 食人魔的美食盒 Black Register黑籍Western Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing The Cookbook for Cooking People: 1. Find one or eight living people 2. Beat them 3. Keep beating them 4. Throw them into the fire 5. Eat them. 0Votes179.6kRecs118.5kFans

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The Cooking Guide: 1. Find one or eight living people. 2. Hit him 3. Keep hitting him. 4. Throw him into the fire. 5. Eat him.

5 疯 The Mad Knight's Space Age 疯骑士的宇宙时代 Angry Squirrel愤怒的松鼠Light Novel1.8M WordsCompleted “A golden finger System? Do you take me for a fool? There’s no such thing as a free lunch these days. Get out of my head! Is this some new scam, or an alien killing-machine training device with built-in hypnotic powers?” “No. I am the chaos that whispers from the void, the most terrifying nightmare of every living thing beneath the Southern Cross, the heir to a supreme divine throne, and... your sister.” “...I only have one younger sister. I don’t have an older one!” “You do. I’m your illegitima 0Votes613.1kRecs186.5kFans

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"A cheat system? Do you think I'm stupid? These days, there's no such thing as a free lunch. Get out of my head! A new kind of scam? Or an alien training device for killing machines with hypnotic abilities?" "No, I am the chaos that whispers in the void, the nightmare that all beings on the Southern Cross fear most, the inheritor of the supreme divine position, and... Your sister." "... I only have one younger sister, no older sister!" "No, you are. I am an illegitimate child, but your father didn't tell you."

6 疯 The Mad Lich's Experiment Log 疯巫妖的实验日志 Angry Squirrel愤怒的松鼠Gaming3.2M WordsCompleted This is the story of a deranged lich with a game System who wreaks havoc across the world. “Let’s check today’s dailies... Another stupid either-or. Destroy any town with a population over thirty thousand, and get 10,000 Evil Points. Steal three kids’ lollipops, and get one point. If I do neither, I lose two points.” “Pah! Do you think I’m an idiot? If I really destroy a town, some epic-level paladin order will inevitably spawn to hunt me down. I’d be in for more trouble than it’s worth. I’d bet 3Votes519.3kRecs609.1kFans

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This is the story of a mad lich with a game system, wreaking havoc on the entire world. "Let's take a look at today's daily tasks... It's that ridiculous two-choice situation again: Destroy any town with a population of over 30,000 and you'll get 10,000 evil points. Steal three children's lollipops and you'll get 1 point. If you fail to complete either one, you'll lose 2 points." "Pah! Do you think I'm stupid? If I really destroy a town, I guarantee a medieval paladin order full of epic gear will spawn to come and hunt me down. I'll make a profit, but I won't have anything to spend. I'd better just stick to being a lollipop thief." I've had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can't be a good person? I'm determined to defeat this damned system and become a truly upright and good person.

8 大 The Great Sage’s Tale 大圣传 Dreamer说梦者Xianxia4.4M WordsOngoing The supreme beings among demons are known as “Great Sages.” A young boy leaves his mountain village, travels across the land, and steps into legend one step at a time, becoming a myth. VIP Group: 102407797 (full subscription required) 55Votes2.5MRecs1.8MFans

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The supreme being among demons is called "Great Sage". The boy left his mountain village, traveled the world, and step by step stepped into legend, becoming a myth. VIP Group: 102407797 (Full subscription required) General group: 128914315

9 崩 Collapsing Star River 崩坏星河 His Majesty the King国王陛下Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted With the dawn of interstellar colonization, humanity has finally spread the core values of civilization across the vast sea of stars. Battleship cannons capable of shattering planets have lit the flame of positive energy in the cold, dark cosmos. Within cannon range, truth reigns everywhere! These are the best of times, and the worst of times. This is a story of traveling through many lands and righting wrongs. This is a story of admiring countless beauties and never taking responsibility. Reade 0Votes286.6kRecs252.9kFans

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With the advent of the interstellar colonization era, humanity has finally spread its core values of civilization throughout the vast galaxy. The warships and colossal cannons that shatter planets ignited a flame of positive energy in the dark and cold universe; within the range of these cannons, truth is everywhere! It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. This is a story of traveling around the world and upholding justice. This is a story of appreciating all kinds of flowers, but taking absolutely no responsibility. Reader group: Old group Honkai Impact 3rd Galaxy Insect Egg Hatching Well 145108957 New group: Honkai Galaxy 482605483