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5 郭 Guo Dapao's Entertainment Career 郭大炮的文娱生涯 The Great River Flows into the Sea大江入海Urban2.4M WordsCompleted A guy who inexplicably gains memories from another parallel world barges headlong into the entertainment industry, all brute force and bluster. Like a catfish tossed into the water, he stirs the entire entertainment scene into chaos. Everyone turns pale at the sight of him. He is a star who isn’t a star. A writer who performs comic dialogue, a poet who knows martial arts, a singer who acts in comedy sketches, and a farmer who can act. His name is Guo Dalu, known as Guo the Cannon, also known as 0Votes306kRecs220.7kFans

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A guy who inexplicably gained memories of another parallel world plunged headlong into the entertainment industry in a wild and brutal manner. He was like a catfish, stirring up chaos in the entire entertainment industry, making everyone tremble at the sight of him. He is a star who is not a star. He is a writer who can tell jokes, a poet who knows martial arts, a singer who performs skits, and a farmer who can act. His name is Guo Dalu, also known as Guo Dapao or Guo Dahuai. "If you want to die quickly, provoke Guo Da Huai!" — Entertainment Times

6 我 I’m a Big-Time Player 我是大玩家 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Even a plagiarist has to put in the work! Have you ever heard of a transmigrator who gets forced by the System to risk their life just for copying a novel? Have you ever heard of a transmigrator who gets forced by the System to undergo physical punishment just for quoting a famous line from their past life? All I want is to make some money. Why is it so damn hard? System, can you stop stirring up trouble? I might be a fake transmigrator! General group: 623108320 (no restrictions) VIP group: 7Votes888.4kRecs1.2MFans

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Even plagiarists cannot reap without sowing! Have you ever seen a transmigrator who gets forced to risk their life by the system just for copying a novel? Have you ever seen a transmigrator who gets physically punished by the system for saying a famous quote from their past life? All I want to do is make some money, why is it so hard! System, dare you stop causing trouble? I might be a fake time traveler! Group ID: 623108320 (Unrestricted) VIP group number: 230333683 (Full subscription screenshot required)

7 顾 Gu Dao's Immortal Life 顾道长生 Sleep Turns You White睡觉会变白Urban2.3M WordsCompleted I thought this was going to be a realistic urban-life story, but then the setting changed without warning! Spiritual qi revival, the return of Taoist arts: this is probably a story about modern civilization transforming into a cultivation civilization. This book still takes its time. Reader group: 666-464-52. VIP group: 465-455-757 14Votes2.5MRecs1MFans

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I thought it was a realistic depiction of urban life, but the setting was changed without warning! The revival of spiritual energy and the reappearance of Taoist practices—this is probably the story of a modern civilization transforming into a civilization of cultivation. This book is still quite long-winded. Book club group: 666-464-52. VIP group: 465-455-757

8 我 The Calabash Brothers I’m Raising at Home 我家养的葫芦娃 Guandong Hou关东候Urban388k WordsCompleted Plant one seed in spring, and harvest seven Calabash children in autumn. Liang Ke looked at the seven little girls and boys gathered around him and sighed helplessly. He could only take on the responsibility of being their father. Fortunately, all seven children had special abilities that could help him make money, so he wouldn't have to worry about covering their living expenses. Wawa (Big Brother): Has a portable space and can grow all kinds of rare spiritual plants! Tongtong (Second Brother): 0Votes11kRecs17.7kFans

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Plant a seed in spring, and harvest seven gourd brothers in autumn. Looking at the seven little girls and boys surrounding him, Liang Ke sighed helplessly, resigned to taking on the responsibility of being a father. Fortunately, these seven children all possessed special abilities that allowed them to earn money, so he didn't have to worry about their living expenses. Doll (Big Doll): Comes with its own personal space, which can be used to grow various spiritual roots and exotic species! Tongtong (Second Child): Able to communicate with animals and use psionic energy to modify them! Baby (Third Child): I carry a spring with me, and the spring water can accelerate plant growth! PS1: Please refer to this book for the Calabash Brothers' abilities, not the animated series. PS2: This book belongs to the urban, rural, and casual genres; it is not a supernatural combat novel.

9 重EN Rebirth of a God-Tier Academic Ace. 重生之神级学霸 Zhi Niaocun志鸟村Urban4.5M WordsCompleted Yang Rui, a lecherous, pudgy man with a graduate degree in biology, was unemployed after graduation. By a twist of fate, he became an all-around star tutor at a cram school, then took a tumble and landed in 1982 as a tall, handsome repeat college entrance exam student, with a head full of books and reference materials to boot. The college entrance exam acceptance rate was low in the 1980s? Listen up, everyone. Learn from me... This is the story of a rather impure technician. 0Votes3.8MRecs703.5kFans

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Yang Rui, a chubby, somewhat sleazy graduate student in biology, lost his job after graduation. By a twist of fate, he became an all-around top-notch lecturer at a cram school. Then, he stumbled back to 1982 and became a tall, handsome college entrance exam retaker, his head brimming with books and materials. Was the college entrance exam pass rate really that low in the 1980s? Students, follow my lead… This is the story of a technician with impure morals.

12 超 Super Monster Factory 超级怪兽工厂 Sword Hidden in the Box匣中藏剑Urban3.4M WordsOngoing My name is Ye Qing, and I was lucky enough to get an app called Monster Factory. These incredibly strong monsters can each do the work of a hundred people, and they come with all kinds of skills. Efficiency? Switch on the “Processing Speed +300%” skill, and you think you can compete with me? Precision? Ahem. Bring me my legendary-quality vernier calipers and let them see what absolute precision looks like. Ye Qing’s motto: A man who wants to swagger needs a fat wallet. The monsters’ motto: Don’t 0Votes3.4MRecs1.2MFans

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My name is Ye Qing, and I was lucky enough to get an app called [Monster Factory]. These incredibly strong monsters are so powerful that one of them can do the work of a hundred, and they also have all sorts of skills. Efficiency? With the +300% processing speed skill activated, you think you can compete with me on efficiency? Precision? Cough cough~ Bring me my legendary vernier caliper, let him see what absolute precision is. Ye Qing's quote: If a man wants to be cool, his wallet needs to be bulging. Monster's words: Don't try to compete with us maliciously. Mechanical manufacturing is just a hobby for us. Our fists and invulnerable bodies are what we have to rely on in this world. A 20-meter-tall, muscular, savage behemoth, wielding a legendary-quality cutting machine, roared, "I'm not targeting any particular manufacturing company, but everyone here is trash." [Monster Factory Group: 20417916] [Monster Master Group: 18493657 (Full subscription and image verification required)]

13 我 I Want to Become Grand Secretary 我要做首辅 All the Chronicles Have Turned to Ash青史尽成灰Historical3.6M WordsCompleted In the thirtieth year of the Jiajing reign, the Daoist Emperor hid in the Western Garden, refining mercury and making elixirs, while Grand Secretary Yan Song racked his brains over a eulogy to the emperor. In the northwest, Altan Khan repeatedly rode toward the Central Plains. In the southeast, Japanese pirates had grown addicted to plunder. Zhang Juzheng tore at his hair over a piece of bootlicking prose. Qi Jiguang was still kneeling on a washboard. Li Shizhen quietly left the Imperial Medical 0Votes251.1kRecs151.1kFans

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In the thirtieth year of the Jiajing reign, the Daojun Emperor hid in the Western Garden to refine mercury and burn elixirs. Grand Secretary Yan Song racked his brains for a single poem to compose. Altan Khan of the Northwest repeatedly traversed the Central Plains, while the Japanese pirates of the Southeast became addicted to plunder. Zhang Juzheng pulled his hair to flatter the article. Qi Jiguang was still kneeling on a washboard. Li Shizhen quietly left the Imperial Hospital... The decaying remains decaying, while the new is sprouting. Amidst the gentle songs and dances of Jiangnan, the chirping of swallows and warbling of orioles, Tang Yi, who has traveled through time, confidently unfolds a scroll depicting his rise to official rank with a smile... Reader group: 284-427-642, available 24/7, welcome to join.

14 我 My Life as a Daoist 我的修道生涯 Xiao Xiaosheng小小圣Xianxia1.1M WordsCompleted Time is the most superfluous thing to me as a cultivator. I've been terribly bored lately, so I was browsing the internet and came across an article called “We Post-80s, Our Generation!” I was quite surprised after reading it. I'm actually part of the post-80s generation too, but: I'm a genuine cultivator. When I was in elementary school, I had no idea what money was. By the time I was in college, I had already made some progress in cultivation. Money was just an external possession to me, and w 0Votes357.4kRecs391.5kFans

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Time is the most superfluous thing for someone like me who's cultivating the Tao. Lately, I've been incredibly bored, browsing aimlessly online, when I came across an article titled "The Post-80s Generation: Us!" After reading it, I was quite surprised. Actually, I'm also a member of the post-80s generation, but: I am a true Taoist practitioner. When I was in elementary school, I didn't know what money was; When I was in college, I had already achieved some success in my spiritual practice. Money was something external to me, and I would donate any money I earned to the primary school in my hometown. When I graduated from university, while my classmates were struggling to find jobs that wouldn't let them starve, I was traveling and having a great time. While housing prices in the city are soaring, I live in the sky. While everyone around me struggles to find a wife because they don't own a car or a house, I'm slinking around in shame, hiding from the world. And yet, so many close female friends want to marry me… Why…! It's amazing how people from the same era can lead such different lives. Thinking about it, cultivating Taoism is still the best option!