Books Are Poison to the Gut 书是穿肠毒药

1 都EN Urban Life Simulation 都市模拟人生 Ming Jian明渐Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A Life Simulator System falls from the sky. It evaluates a person's overall achievements in life through six factors: wealth, status, reputation, partners, descendants, and lifespan. After Zhou Ming obtains the System, he begins experiencing, rewriting, and perfecting lives in different instances, earning a vast number of achievement points. And as he gains all kinds of wealth in the game, his life in the real world undergoes a dramatic transformation... Subscrib 2Votes206.9kRecs340.5kFans

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A Sims system, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, encompasses six key elements: wealth, status, reputation, partner, offspring, and lifespan. It assesses a person's overall achievements throughout their life. After acquiring this system, Zhou Ming begins experiencing, rewriting, and perfecting his life in different instances, accumulating massive amounts of achievement points. Thus, through the wealth he gains in the game, his real-life life undergoes a dramatic transformation… Discussion group: 455913748 (full) Subscription group: 590077026 (verification required)

2 就 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气 Autumn Knife Slashes Fish秋刀斩鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment- 0Votes273.5kRecs252.1kFans

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He's a eunuch for copying books. He's always stirring up trouble. He's the universally condemned "Eunuch King," and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! —Tang Jian: "Sigh, I'm desperate too! Ever since I acquired the [Invincible System That Makes People Infuriated and Is Unresponsive], I feel restless if I don't infuriate someone for even a minute!" —A word of caution before you start: The beginning is a bit toxic. This is a lighthearted and humorous novel with positive energy! If you click on it, you'll find that this book is quite funny, hilarious, touching, and quite enjoyable! P. S.: My completed novel of the same genre, *Master of Chinese Entertainment*, is passable. My new book, *The Prodigal Director*, is currently being serialized...

4 海 One Piece: The Strongest Possession 海贼之最强附身 Invincible Green Robe无敌青衣Light Novel1.9M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the world of "One Piece", he unexpectedly becomes Roger's younger brother. It's hard to imagine that Roger, already in his fifties, could have a younger brother in his teens. But while his older brother became the Pirate King, the younger brother had no talent at all. Fortunately, at the age of sixteen, he discovers that he has a possession System. Possess Ip Man and gain a grandmaster's state of mind; possess Gai Nie and gain the Flying Sword from a Hundred Paces; posses 0Votes143.4kRecs176.4kFans

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He was transported to the world of One Piece and unexpectedly became Roger's younger brother. It's hard to imagine that Roger, who is over fifty years old, would have a younger brother who is a teenager. However, the older brother became the Pirate King, while the younger brother had no talent whatsoever. Fortunately, at the age of sixteen, he discovered that he possessed a possession system. Possessing Ip Man, one gains the mindset of a grandmaster; possessing Gai Nie, one gains the Hundred Steps Flying Sword; possessing Li Xiaoyao, one gains the Shu Mountain Sword Technique. You think you can only possess these things? Then you're wrong! Pain, Itachi, Ichigo Kurosaki—any ghost can possess you if you have enough money. This is a world where money can make the devil turn the millstone! P. S.: My new book, "King of the World," has been released. I'd appreciate all your support! I recommend "One Piece: Admiral Wenhu," you can check it out if you're interested! The book's group number is 238274573. Everyone is welcome to join and discuss.

6 次 Dimensional Secret Identity System 次元马甲系统 Dora i Dream哆啦i梦Infinite Myriad Worlds1.8M WordsCompleted Lin Dong is a cosplayer, but not an ordinary one. When he cosplays Archer from Fate, he can really unleash Unlimited Blade Works. When he cosplays Gilgamesh, he can really wield Ea. When he cosplays Naruto Uzumaki, he can even form a Rasengan. The thing is… What kind of System takes points just to start up? What kind of System charges a tax? What kind of System only sells things in bundles? 0Votes127.2kRecs138.4kFans

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Lin Dong is a cosplayer, and not just any ordinary one. When cosplaying as the Heroic Spirit Emiya, he can actually unleash Unlimited Blade Works. When cosplaying Gilgamesh, one can actually use the Ea sword. When cosplaying as Naruto Uzumaki, you can also perform the Rasengan. That is… Who charges a fee when their system starts up? Whose system still levies taxes? Which company sells products in bundled packages?

7 变 Transformed into a Girl Who's Happy to Be a Slacker 变身咸鱼少女 Qin Xianyang Garrison Soldier秦咸阳卫戍兵Light Novel691k WordsCompleted Oh, give me a break. Why are you still talking to me about dreams? The average subscriptions have already passed three thousand, so updating the novel with one chapter a day is enough, right? Why write so much more? The manuscript fee is already five hundred yuan per page, so updating one comic episode a month is perfectly fine, right? Why produce so much more? A livestream already brings in several thousand yuan in tips per hour, and cosplay can double that, so streaming for half an hour is eno 0Votes208kRecs135.3kFans

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Forget it, what are you talking to me about dreams? The average daily subscription has already surpassed 3,000. One chapter a day is enough for a novel, why update so much? The royalties are 500 yuan per page, one chapter a month for a comic is good enough, why update so much? A one-hour livestream brings in thousands of yuan in tips, and cosplay doubles that, so half an hour of livestreaming is enough, why stream for so long? Anyway... This is the story of a laid-back girl. What are you talking to me about dreams for?!

9 火EN The Rejuvenating Uzumaki 火影之活久见 Li Siyang李四羊Light Novel1.2M WordsCompleted You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but I founded Konoha and raised the Uzumaki Clan. Oh, wait. I guess it’s called the Land of Whirlpools now. 0Votes535.4kRecs542.6kFans

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I'm seeking support for my new book, "I've Guarded Impel Down for a Hundred Years in One Piece." You won't believe it, but I founded Konoha Village and raised the Uzumaki clan. Oh no, it should be called the Land of Whirlpools now.

10 调 Disciplining the Song Dynasty 调教大宋 Cangshan Yue苍山月Historical2.7M WordsCompleted In the sixth year of Qingli, the Zhao Song dynasty was awash in song and dance. Then a madman arrived… He saw with his own eyes the Great Song's splendor, grace, and warmth. At first, Tang Yi just wanted to enjoy this era. The Jingkang Incident, the Mongol cavalry, none of it had anything to do with him. History would follow its own course, no matter how much he meddled. A thousand years later, China would still be China! It couldn't fall! But when an old man, worried for his country and its 2Votes1.2MRecs990.3kFans

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In the sixth year of the Qingli era, the prosperous and peaceful Zhao Song Dynasty welcomed a madman... I witnessed firsthand the elegance and warmth of the Song Dynasty. Initially, Tang Yi only wanted to enjoy this era; the humiliation of Jingkang and the Mongol cavalry were irrelevant to him. After all, no matter how much turmoil occurred, history would follow its own course. A thousand years later, China would still be China! It will not perish! But when that patriotic old man appeared before him, his heart changed... He wanted to do something for that old man, and incidentally, something for this era... Therefore, Tang Yi's sole objective became how to transform the Song Dynasty, this sheep, into a wolf baring its fangs of capitalism! Criticism group: 492610427; Full subscription group: 531461799

13 史 The Strongest Shopkeeper in History 史上最强店主 Southern Pole's Blazing Sun南极烈日Infinite Myriad Worlds4.5M WordsCompleted Trade across the myriad worlds and make everyone work for me. Zhou Yang unexpectedly acquires the Myriad Worlds Shop System, letting him trade across countless planes. “I once held a small auction, and over a hundred emperors showed up. I heard that two of them were both called Li Shimin.” “I once got everyone in the Condor Heroes world to help me breed Python King Snakes.” “I once mobilized everyone in the Pirate world to go out to sea and search for Devil Fruits for me.” This is the st 1Votes1.4MRecs659.4kFans

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I'll make my business thrive across all worlds, and everyone will work for me. Zhou Yang unexpectedly obtained the Multiverse Shop System, enabling him to trade across countless dimensions. "I once held a small auction, and more than a hundred emperors attended, including two emperors named Li Shimin." "I once had everyone in the Condor Heroes world help me raise the Bodhi Serpent." "I once mobilized everyone in the pirate world to go to sea and help me find Devil Fruits." This is the story of Zhou Yang obtaining the Myriad Realms Shop System and becoming the strongest shop owner in history. My new book, "The Most Powerful God in History," is now being serialized! Different stories, equally wonderful!