A Reading List for the Elderly (Did I Mean That, or Something Dirty?) 老年人书单（误还是污啊？）

3 我 I Am Antivirus Software 我是杀毒软件 Lazy Bird懒鸟Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted I roam between darkness and light. Slaughter is my closest friend, evil my servant. Countless bones become my scepter, fresh blood stains my cloak, and wherever my cold wings pass, cries of death will shake the heavens! I am the Grim Reaper, and I’m also antivirus software. 0Votes647.4kRecs350.6kFans

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I wander between darkness and light, slaughter is my dearest friend, evil is my servant, piles of bones become my scepter, blood stains my cloak crimson, and wherever my cold wings pass, the cries of death will shake the heavens and the earth! I am Death, and also an antivirus software. (My new book, "The Nationwide Expedition: Saving the Cultivation World," has been officially uploaded. Please support it!) (Group: 215053774)

4 醉 Drunk and Enchanted by the Dream of the Red Chamber 醉迷红楼 Cool Breeze Outside屋外风吹凉Historical5.2M WordsCompleted One drunken night in the Red Chamber, even a concubine-born son can become a dragon. A dream of the Twelve Beauties of Jinling, a soaring empire in the making. Reader group: 379, 303, 076 0Votes652.6kRecs331kFans

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One drunken night in the Red Chamber, and even a concubine's son can become a dragon. Twelve dreams of Nanjing, rising to power in the midst of a grand empire. Reader group: 379, 303, 076

6 我 My Girlfriend Is a Zombie 我的女友是丧尸 Dark Lychee黑暗荔枝Sci-Fi3.7M WordsCompleted When disaster really struck, Ling Mo realized that the zombies portrayed in apocalyptic movies were nothing like the real thing... The most important thing to do at the end of the world should have been to survive. But from the moment Ling Mo rescued his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life had already started racing completely out of control. The reason was simple: his girlfriend had mutated... Wait, Xia Na, that thing on your scythe looks a lot like me! Senior! Stop hitting me whenever I 0Votes384.9kRecs807.2kFans

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When the disaster actually struck, Ling Mo realized that the zombies depicted in apocalyptic movies were nothing like the real thing... In the post-apocalyptic world, the most important thing to do is to survive. But from the moment Ling Mo picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life trajectory began to race wildly in a completely out-of-control direction. The reason for all this is simple: his girlfriend mutated... Wait, Shana, isn't that my scythe that's sticking up on your neck? Senior! Please don't hit me when I'm not looking! And girl, is it really okay for you to keep hiding on the sidelines and secretly laughing like this? Finally... Please stop trying to bite me!!!

7 天 The Apocalypse Gate 天启之门 Dancing跳舞Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [NPCs strike back against players! Crush the transmigrators!] This is my world, and I make the rules! Who gave you bastards the right to throw your weight around here?! The path to becoming [the greatest savior in history] is sure to be thrilling! … Chen Xiaolian: Starting today, we're forming a resistance group dedicated to fighting those bastards! Our team will be called… the Goofball Alliance! Team member: Captain, with a name like that, I'm afraid people will beat us up if we tell them… … 0Votes4MRecs785kFans

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[NPCs fight back against players! They utterly crush the time-traveler!] My world, my rules! Who gave you bastards the right to act so arrogantly?! Embarking on the path to becoming the "strongest savior in history" is destined to be full of excitement! Chen Xiaolian: Starting today, a resistance organization dedicated to resisting those bastards is established! Our team name is... The Silly Alliance! Teammate: Captain, I'm afraid people will beat me up if they find out this name...

9 八 The Eighties-Era Shaolin Abbot 八零后少林方丈 Black Soil Smokes黑土冒青烟Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted Heaven must be blind! It sent a fine young man in his prime, born in the 1980s, back to ancient times, and not only that, he had to become a monk. Becoming a monk would have been bad enough, but he had to be an abbot! And as if being an abbot weren't enough, he got saddled with an Abbot System to keep him in line! Master the boy's training? Make Shaolin the greatest sect under heaven? Become the martial arts world's leader? The System's demands are outrageous. I'm just an ordinary guy from the 1 0Votes390.9kRecs397.8kFans

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Heaven is blind! It actually transported a promising young man in his prime from the 80s to ancient times, and to make matters worse, he ended up as a monk. Being reborn as a monk is bad enough, but to make matters worse, I'm an abbot! And to make matters worse, I have an abbot system to control me! Mastering the basics of martial arts? Making Shaolin the number one sect in the world? Becoming the leader of the martial arts world? The system's requirements are outrageous. I'm just an ordinary post-80s generation; I'm afraid I can't handle such a grand undertaking. But with this damned system's constraints, I have no choice but to succeed. The post-80s generation struggled with tears in their eyes, but no one knew that this young abbot, who held the reins of the martial arts world and was a pillar of the martial arts community, ultimately wished to return to secular life. Heitu is back! On January 10, 2017, his new book, "The Era of Universal Evolution," will be released. Please add it to your collection and recommend it.

11 全 Swordplay Across the World 全球论剑 Cyber Black Knight网络黑侠Gaming3.1M WordsCompleted Back to the Jianghu... A world of bloodshed! For three years, Chen Kaixin pursued the “One Emperor, Two Queens, Three Kings, and Seven Lords.” On the eve of the Global Swordplay at Mount Hua tournament, a devious villain got him drunk and then wiped his character back to the newbie stage. Just like that, his chance to join the ranks of the Jianghu’s top fighters was gone! With all hope lost, Kaixin left Jianghu in despair. On a stormy night, drunk and heartbroken, Chen Kaixin dreamed for three y 0Votes905.9kRecs489.8kFans

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Returning to the martial world... Bloodshed and carnage! Chen Kaixin, who has been pursuing the "one emperor, two empresses, three kings and seven marquises" for three years; On the eve of the "Global Sword Tournament at Mount Hua" competition, he was unexpectedly drugged by a treacherous villain and then repeatedly knocked out of the newbie stage, completely missing the opportunity to join the ranks of the top martial arts masters! In utter despair, Kai Xin sadly withdrew from "Jianghu". On a stormy night, amidst intoxication and heartache, Chen Kaixin dreamt for three years... Returning to his student days. YY ID for this book: 269493 (Open); QQ group numbers: 63976833 (Full), 11639601 (Full), 125391384 (New)

13 疯 The Mad Lich's Experiment Log 疯巫妖的实验日志 Angry Squirrel愤怒的松鼠Gaming3.2M WordsCompleted This is the story of a deranged lich with a game System who wreaks havoc across the world. “Let’s check today’s dailies... Another stupid either-or. Destroy any town with a population over thirty thousand, and get 10,000 Evil Points. Steal three kids’ lollipops, and get one point. If I do neither, I lose two points.” “Pah! Do you think I’m an idiot? If I really destroy a town, some epic-level paladin order will inevitably spawn to hunt me down. I’d be in for more trouble than it’s worth. I’d bet 4Votes519.3kRecs609.2kFans

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This is the story of a mad lich with a game system, wreaking havoc on the entire world. "Let's take a look at today's daily tasks... It's that ridiculous two-choice situation again: Destroy any town with a population of over 30,000 and you'll get 10,000 evil points. Steal three children's lollipops and you'll get 1 point. If you fail to complete either one, you'll lose 2 points." "Pah! Do you think I'm stupid? If I really destroy a town, I guarantee a medieval paladin order full of epic gear will spawn to come and hunt me down. I'll make a profit, but I won't have anything to spend. I'd better just stick to being a lollipop thief." I've had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can't be a good person? I'm determined to defeat this damned system and become a truly upright and good person.

14 天 Peerless Prodigy 天骄无双 Dancing跳舞Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted A miraculous gate is about to open! A new world lies right before our eyes! Magic, secret treasures, naval battles, alchemy... In the jungle of survival, versatility is king! A transmigration event announced in advance! A reborn transformation like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis! A blazing realm! With you! We fight! We never stop! "There is never a dead end! There is always a choice! There is always hope!" 1Votes1.4MRecs740.8kFans

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A magical door is about to open! A new world awaits! Magic, treasures, naval battles, alchemy... In the jungle of survival, versatility is the key to success! A time-travel event that was announced in advance! A phoenix-like rebirth, a transformation from caterpillar to butterfly! A battlefield teeming with passion! With you! Never to rest until the battle is over! There is never a dead end! There are always choices! There is always hope!

15 贩 Peddling Sin 贩罪 Three Days, Two Sleeps三天两觉Urban1.1M WordsCompleted A genius. Withdrawn, lonely, obsessive, mad. Whenever the times change, he raises the banner of the Inverted Cross. Success makes him a prince or minister; failure leaves him among maggots and filth. In times of chaos, people of exceptional talent flock to his side from every corner. In the hidden corners of the city, he looks down upon the world. In this life, there is only one person he cares about. 30Votes187.1kRecs547.7kFans

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Genius. Autism, loneliness, paranoia, madness. Whenever times change, he is the one who raises the banner of the inverted cross. Success brings kings and generals, failure brings maggots and filth. After pacifying the chaotic world, his forces gathered from all directions, a land of outstanding talents and beautiful scenery. Hidden in the city, he looked down upon the world with disdain, for there was only one person.

17 将 Ever Night 将夜 Mao Ni猫腻Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted Fighting heaven is endlessly enjoyable. … 30Votes4.6MRecs2.9MFans

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To fight against the heavens is a source of endless joy.

19 王 Ace 王牌 Xia Xie虾写Urban2.6M WordsCompleted Deception is not black magic, but a weapon. Used for good, it is righteous; used for evil, it is wicked. Private detectives are not police officers, but they pursue the truth all the same. When a little con artist becomes a private detective, everything changes, because there is no longer just one truth. What matters is not what the truth is, but what truth you need. This is the story of a little con artist growing and making his way in the city. P.S. While the book is new, recommendations, favo 0Votes437.7kRecs287.9kFans

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Deception is not evil magic, but a weapon. Used for good, it is righteous; used for evil, it is wicked. Private investigators are not police officers, but they also pursue the truth. When a petty swindler becomes a private investigator, everything changes, because there's no longer just one truth. The key isn't what the truth is, but what kind of truth you need. This is the story of a small-time con artist's growth and struggle in the city. P. S.: During the new book launch period, recommendations, favorites, and clicks are all essential.

20 魔EN Son-in-Law of the Demon Realm 魔界的女婿 Sprite Spotter点精灵Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted The extra chapters for The Devil’s Son-in-Law will be included in the new book. Synopsis: On the Cangming Continent, the possibilities are endless. Through various methods of cultivation, humans can break through their limits. The mighty can kill with a breath and fly through the air. Among them, the Bo 0Votes416.1kRecs184.8kFans

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My new book, "Boundless Emperor," has been released. The book number is 3265625. It is an Eastern fantasy novel. I hope to write a fantasy novel with my own unique style. The extra chapters of "The Demon Realm's Son-in-Law" will be released in the new book. Please give it your support! Introduction: The Cangming Continent is a land of boundless creation, where humans can break through their own limits through various cultivation methods. The strong can kill with a breath and fly through the air. Among them, the Boundless Body, the Leakless Body, and the Immaculate Body are the three top-level qualities. Lin Xu, a young man whose soul is reborn as an extreme sports enthusiast, constantly breaks through his own limits and gradually reaches the peak. Wait a minute, this boy's physique seems pretty weak? Are you sure this is the Limitless Physique? What?! This guy's character is even worse? He's only fifteen and already wants to have sex, and he almost sold his own sister to a scoundrel? This firefly is quite interesting... Ahhh! It's sucking my blood! Is this a heart-eating worm capable of wiping out an entire city?